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With apologies to a pirate at 50.
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Ryo-ohki In Paradise
A Parodyish Songfic
By Patch Monkey
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Tried to amend my herbivorous habits.
Made it nearly twenty hours,
Flyin' round without gas, eatin' Ryoko's food,
Drinkin' lots of bovine juice and watchin' flowers...
But at dinner I had these splendid dreams,
Some kind of sensuous treat.
Not burgers, dwarven deurgars, or whole grain wheat,
But those perfect carrots that just can't be beat!
Ryo-ohki in paradise,
Heaven on Earth is a carrot slice
Just no MSG, it'll always entice
I'm just a Ryo-ohki in paradise.
I like mine with Tenchi or Sasami,
Lil' Washu ain't bad but Ayeka scares me,
Big batch of carrots for my dinnertime,
Tsunami allmighty, which way do I steer,
For my carrot patch in paradise
Heard about my old time memories,
I'd eat just whenever I had the munchies,
Warm beer I was fed, that scary lunkhead
That stuff reminds me of the metal on Kagato's ship
But times have changed for cabbits these days,
Down here on Earth I get what I need,
Not just cuddlin' or fussin' or daiquiris,
But that Earth-bound creation on which I feed!
Ryo-ohki in paradise,
Heaven on Earth is a carrot slice
Just no MSG, it'll always entice
I'm just a Ryo-ohki in paradise.
I like mine with Tenchi or Sasami,
Lil' Washu ain't bad but Ayeka scares me,
Big batch of carrots for my dinnertime,
Tsunami allmighty, which way do I steer,
For my carrot patch in paradise
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice.
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a carrot patch in paradise;
To be a Ryo-ohki in paradise,
I'm just a Ryo-ohki in paradise!!!!!
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Jerry Levine
Patch Monkey
"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the
operations of pure chance..."
patchmonkey@patchmonkey.net jlevine@wam.umd.edu
maddhatter@earthling.net jerry@jancomm.com
AIM: maddxhattr
http://www.patchmonkey.net