Subject: [FFML] [Orig] Project Kawaii, episode 5
From: "Ammadeau" <roy.fokker@unspacy.org>
Date: 11/30/2000, 1:26 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Like to thank Orlean for commenting on this chapter and all

the previous ones as well.  Also Zachary Seaholm,

Richard Beaubien, and Lerche for their comments on previous

chapters.



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Project Kawaii: Scramble War!

(an original magical girl fic)

By Ammadeau

Roy.Fokker@UNSpacy.org

http://www.thekeep.org/~amm/



Episode 5: When Two is Too Much



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     *I no longer fear hell, for I have met Emi Ishiyama,* Shuji 

thought as he struggled to make himself ready for the unveiling 

ceremony.  It was for the power suit he had spent the week to 

build, largely by going without sleep or nourishment.  He had once 

been IHI's top scientist, but was now reduced to the slave of a 

pushy little girl.

     Had they used his original specifications, the power suit 

could have been completed in a day or so, but unfortunately it 

hadn't been 'cute' enough for the Ishiyamas' precious little 

daughter.  So he had spent day after day struggling to work around 

her ridiculous demands, only to hear those dreaded words, 'still not 

cute enough.'

     Finally, it was over.  The power suit was completed, though 

the exterior had been completely transformed and the little of 

Shuji's original designs that remained were safely hidden from 

view.  It was also a lot less powerful, but it would function, and he 

supposed that as long as it looked cute while it did, that would be 

enough to keep his job.

     But to paint it pink?  God did he need a drink.



     "Since we still have a bit more time before class is over for 

the day, let's try something a little more advanced," Shoko 

Matsuno  told her class with a slight smile before turning to write 

out a complex geometric problem on the board.  It was worth all of 

her effort and study to gain a classroom full of students seeking the 

challenges she had to offer them.  It had taken a lot of hard work to 

be accepted for a teaching position at such an exclusive academy, 

but there was no greater reward than a classroom full of students 

all wanting to learn.

     Junko ignored the teacher, but was instead thinking how 

thankful she was that most game companies considered durability 

an important factor in their arcade models.  After all, even if the 

shipper was smart enough to realize 'this end up' wasn't just a 

suggestion, there was still a large amount of jostling involved it 

getting those towering shrines to fast reflexes from the factory all 

the way to arcades around the world.

     "Now can anyone solve this problem?" Shoko asked as she 

set the chalk down, still hot from the friction of her rapid-fire 

drawing skills.  To her, the ideal teacher was skilled in all things, 

even writing on the board quickly and efficiently.  "Don't be afraid 

to try even if you're not sure.  I can help you through it."

     Junko was thankful for while the arcade she had only just 

discovered had been shook and smashed in the confrontation 

between the giant robot and her own alter ego, none of the arcade 

games had been seriously damaged in the resulting chaos, even 

when her poorly aimed mega-blast had sheared away most of the 

roof.  Luckily, the owner had been wise enough to cover the games 

with a heavy tarpaulin to prevent water damage from a sudden 

shower.

     "I'll do it, sensei!" Emi declared to the room as she stood on 

her desk and posed dramatically, one arm outstretched as it pointed 

an accusing finger at the blackboard.  She was dressed in typical 

swashbuckler garb complete with long flowing cape, that is if Eyrl 

Flynn's favorite color had been pink.  "No problem is too difficult 

for the mighty Emi-chan!"

     Usagi-kun stared at Junko with the one eye not covered by 

his eyepatch, but it still wasn't enough to grab the plain girl's 

attention.  His expression seemed to convey the frustration of not 

being able to shout or even move his puny arms around.

     The games had not survived completely unscathed, but the 

newer systems were still maintained by the companies that made 

them.  For the older ones, the owner was on his own, and had to 

weigh the expense of calling in a repairing him.  A week of a little 

girl alternately begging and threatening him, however, convinced 

him that at least one game should be fixed.

     "Well, I guess if no one else wants to try...," Shoko said 

hesitantly, glancing around the room to see the majority of the 

class still giving Emi their full attention.  The little blonde girl was 

usually so wonderfully enthusiastic about her school work, but her 

current attitude, and especially her outfit, was a bit too much for 

Shoko to take.

     Today was the day that the repair man would return with 

the shiny new part that would breathe life back into Junko's 

favorite game.  She planned to collect crystals and steam roll cute 

animals into the mud until they kicked her out of the place.

     With a cute little nod of her head, Emi leapt from her desk 

to do a handstand on the one two desks down, then a somersault, 

flipping several times in the air to land daintily on one foot on the 

teacher's desk, her cape settling in slow motion.  With a confident 

grin, she turned back to the class in the v for victory pose while the 

room filled with their cheers.

     A stuffed rabbit was decidedly unimpressed, probably 

because he had been forced to watch her practice all day.

     Junko's 'best friend' didn't factor into those plans, or rather 

they did as something to be avoided.  She just knew that even if 

Emi was willing to go to an arcade, she'd be ranting and raving on 

how everything wasn't nearly cute enough and ruin the whole 

experience for Junko.  Not to mention that Emi was acting even 

stranger than usual today.  Junko doubted she'd be able to make it 

to level two with that kawaii monkey on her back.

     Shoko couldn't help noticing that Emi's work at the 

blackboard was a little more... dramatic than usual.  Normally, 

she'd work on the problem at her own pace while humming cutely 

to herself.  Today, she wielded the chalk like a saber as she slashed 

out her answer in the effort of defeating a monstrous foe.

     There had to be some way of ditching little miss perfect 

today, but Junko was running low on excuses.  Most seemed to 

backfire anyway.  Like saying she had to get home early because it 

was her turn to cook dinner.  While both she and Kozo liked the 

twelve course meal that had suddenly appeared in their kitchen, 

even the best food was hard to swallow after a week of leftovers.  

Emi seemed to possess limitless resources.  Junko was glad she 

had been able to protect her wardrobe under the continual threat of 

a cute shopping spree.  At least so far.

     "I am the pirate queen!" Emi sang at the top of her voice.  

"There is no enemy that can stand against me!  With my rusty 

sword and my trusty crew, I'll run all those villains through and 

though!  Because I am the pirate queen!"

     As the enemy was finally vanquished by one last stroke of 

her mighty chalk, the classroom roared out its approval.  Even 

Usagi-kun managed to fall on his face; his form of polite applause.  

All except for one, Emi noticed, causing her to frown slightly, but 

only for a moment before her usual grin returned to her face.

     All Junko needed was to buy herself a little time, just so her 

own personal kawaii advisor wouldn't be waiting to ensnare her as 

soon as the bell ring.  She didn't think Emi was all bad; the more 

she got to know her, it was surprising how much more tolerable 

she became, but this day was too important to put up with cute 

interference.  Junko would even skip school to get away...

     Shoko was feeling a bit lost at the moment.  Her strict 

teacher training was telling her that any disruption to the learning 

process was like a fire, and had to be quelled immediately before 

the damage spread and grow completely out of her control.  On the 

other hand, the very first rule she had been told upon receiving her 

current post was the will of Emi Ishiyama comes before any other 

rule. 

     As Shoko understood it, the little blonde girl's 

grandparents, besides being important political figures, were also 

the two most prominent members of the board of directors for the 

school.  So the teacher milled around in confusion, until she saw a 

student raise her hand and seized the opportunity like a life 

preserver.  "Yes, what is it Junko-san?"

     "I need to go to the bathroom, sensei," Junko replied in the 

most level tone she could manage, though she was grinning on the 

inside.  It was a perfectly ordinary request, one that would buy her 

the time she needed to escape.

     "But class is nearly over..." Shoko told her in confusion 

after glancing up at the clock.  She hadn't known the new student 

for very long obviously, but Junko had seemed to be a very 

practical young lady.  It was unlike her to make such a odd request.

     "I really need to go, sensei," Junko said urgently, frowning 

and squirming in her seat for effect.  It was more than a little 

embarrassing to do with the whole class watching, but no price was 

too high to revel in arcade splendor without Emi the albatross 

around her neck.

     "You may go then, Junko-san," Shoko told her after a 

moment's hesitation.  She didn't want the girl to suffer horrible 

embarrassment for having a little accident in the classroom.  "You 

might as well take your things with you, but don't forget your 

homework assignment!"

     Shoko had to raise her voice on the last part because Junko 

had already leapt out of her seat and was half-way out the door.  

She quickly shouted back, "I won't, sensei!  Thanks!"

     "I'll go with her!" Emi shouted in glee as she made to 

follow, only to find that her white cape had become caught under 

the teacher's desk somehow.  It was especially odd since the little 

girl had practiced with it all day yesterday to make sure nothing 

like this happened.

     "No, Emi-san, you have to explain your answer to the rest 

of the class," Shoko told the girl gently as she directed her back to 

the blackboard.  Her cape had mysteriously freed itself.  "School 

will be over soon, and then you can spend as much time with your 

friend as you want to."

     With one last glance towards the open doorway, Emi 

nodded, turned to the class with a smile and cheerfully began to 

explain her answer.



     "Need... coffee," Nayoko muttered, struggling to remain 

conscious while she blindly felt around her desk for anything 

resembling a mug.  "Must... finish... work."

     "Here you are, sempai!" said a cheerful female voice at her 

elbow, handing her a steaming cup of java.

     "Thanks," Nayoko said quickly before gulping down half 

of its contents, then wiping her mouth on the sleeve of her lab coat.  

That was some good coffee, it reminded her of... "Who the heck 

are you anyway?  And why are you dressed like that?"

     The short woman might have been considered mousy with 

her short brown hair and nondescript features, if not for the black 

leather slave outfit she was wearing that seemed to reveal more 

than it concealed, and was topped off with a shiny choke collar.

     The girl blushed a bit and explained hesitantly, "I'm the 

android you built to help you with your latest project, sempai.  

Among other things..."

     Nayoko scratched her head as she sat up and wandered 

around her small office, taking occasional sips of the life-giving 

coffee.  Her eyes found the waste bin where all of her cigarettes 

seemed to have ended up once again.  She quickly ripped open a 

pack and stuck one in her mouth as she thought.  The android 

immediately presented her index finger to her, glowing like a car 

lighter.  Nayoko lit her cig on it and took a few thoughtful puffs.

     Now that she thought about it, she did recall the notion of 

building one from all the extra parts she'd been sent, in an attempt 

to recreate the android that had attacked her for some odd reason 

before.  Vague memories of plans and schematics being draw up, 

but none of actual construction.  Nayoko just shrugged; it wouldn't 

be the first time she had forgotten something.  Most of her life was 

a blur as it was.

     "Is there something inappropriate about the way I am 

dressed, sempai?" the android asked as she looked herself over.  

She thought it was perfect for her since it had no loose parts to get 

snagged on something, minimal material to allow freedom of 

movement and easy access... "I could remove this if it offends 

you."

     "Nah, just throw a lab coat over that and you'll be fine," 

Nayoko told her, thinking it was just her luck to build a kinky 

robot, but she didn't have the time to reprogram it now even if she 

wanted to.  "What did I name you anyway?"

     "Droid Omni-Efficient Rei is here to serve your every want 

and need, sempai!" the android declared enthusiastically as she 

slipped on a lab coat.

     "Why would I pick a name like that... Ah, I guess it doesn't 

matter.  Now that I have coffee and smokes, it's time to get to 

work, Doe-Rei."

     "Hai, sempai!"



     Junko smiled in anticipatory bliss as she slipped on her 

shoes.  Her quick thinking had paid off, providing her the critical 

minutes needed to escape the school before Emi even realized she 

was gone.  She could already hear the arcade beeping out her 

name.

     Slamming her locker shut, the plain girl suddenly found 

herself face to face with a face, whose cold intimidating glare was 

somewhat less effective staring at her nose.  It was the obsessive 

little ninja boy who was constantly filming Emi's every word and 

deed. 

     Junko had never bothered to remember the name of this 

particular lackey, probably because he reminded her of the worse 

traits of her uncle; voyeurism and a Emi fixation.  She suddenly 

realized that the boy and the girl he was so obsessed with were 

exactly the same height, but wasn't sure what relevancy this 

information had in her current situation, if any at all.

     "You're in my way," Junko told him evenly as she balled 

her right hand into a fist.  She was in too much of a rush to deal 

with Emi or her hired goons right now.  If the little ninja boy tried 

to get tough, she would have a few unpleasant surprises for him.  

"Move it, shrimp."

     Yoji flinched at being called a 'shrimp,' but still stood his 

ground.  This was for Emi-san; her had to do it, even if it meant 

putting up with the irritating tomboy.  He could not erase Emi-

san's single moment of sadness from his mind, as she had looked to 

see that Junko was the only one not cheering for her.  He knew that 

Emi-san was much better off without the selfish girl, but it wasn't 

his place to tell his mistress what to do.

     "I don't like you," Yoji told her flatly, deciding that 

speaking his mind was the best way in dealing with her type.  "I 

think Emi-san would have been much better off if she had never 

met you, but for some reason she chose you as her best friend so I 

will tolerate your presence for now."

     Junko bit her lip a bit in anger.  Why the heck would she 

need his permission to be Emi's friend, even if she had some sort 

of choice in the matter?  She knew that the pint-sized ninja was 

acting well above and beyond his duty.  Atsuko hadn't given her 

this kind of attitude.  "Listen here you--"

     "However," Yoji cut her off with a slight smile.  "What I 

will not tolerate is your continual mistreatment of Emi-san.  Not 

that a... bully like yourself would understand, but Emi-san is a 

delicate flower slowly blooming under the nurturing love of those 

around her, only for you to come around and stomp on her!"

     "You mean like this?" Junko asked with a toothy smile as 

she gathered up the power she could call upon untransformed into 

her right foot and brought it down hard on his left.  Not at full 

power to risk breaking bones, but enough to make sure it really 

hurt.

     Yoji grinned as his finely honed instincts guessed the ugly 

girl's actions even before she raised up her foot.  With all of his 

ninja training to build up endurance, he knew he had nothing to 

fear from her.  When she saw she was powerless, maybe then she'd 

listen to reason.  "Ouch!!"

     Junko grinned smugly with arms crossed across her chest 

as she watched the annoying ninja boy do a little one-footed dance 

around the room.  Then realizing that the bell was just about to 

ring, she dashed for the door, only to be blocked by one now very 

pissed off ninja boy.

     "I should have realized a tomboy like you would have steel 

shoes," Yoji nearly growled at her.  "However, I would gladly 

suffer any pain to keep Emi-san from harm, so you better started 

treating her with the admiration she deserves or else."

     "Or else what, shorty?" Junko asked pointedly, tapping his 

breastbone with one outstretched finger, with a little charge added 

to make sure he got the point.  Being a junior ninja didn't give him 

the right to push people around.

     Yoji was more than a little mad the way this average school 

girl had been able to get to him, a ninja trained from birth to follow 

in the footsteps of his ancestors.  He was sure that her ancestors 

had never been anyone important.  "Or else..."

     "Or else I'll spread this over the whole school," Atsuko 

continued for her brother as she suddenly appeared by his side.  

She was still dressed in her academy uniform as she held up a 

photograph in one hand.  She had used the old bathroom excuse to 

duck out of class early and then had come across this charming 

scene.  "One copy in every locker to make sure no one feels left 

out."

     "What's it a picture of, Atsuko?" Junko asked politely.  The 

ninja girl was a potential ally and she didn't want to risk alienating 

her.  Besides, she was curious.

     "Oh, just a moment of my brother in intense ninja training, 

suggested by his darling Emi-san herself," Atsuko replied with a 

grin.

     Yoji went chalk white as the realization sunk in.  "Give me 

that, sis!!" he shouted as he dove for the picture, his hands a blur.

     Atsuko was much too quick for him, her arms moving 

faster than the untrained eye could follow as she kept the photo out 

of his reach; holding it enticingly near, only to pull it away at the 

last second.

     Junko tried to keep up, but she was starting to get dizzy.  

Just as she was about to turn from the martial arts keep away 

competition, something small seemed to appear out of the air 

above her, to flutter down into her hands.  A photograph.

     "Oops, I seems that I have accidentally dropped it," Atsuko 

told her brother with sarcasm so thick even he could get it.  "How 

odd it is for me, a highly-trained ninja, to be so clumsy.  Oh, what 

would our parents say?"

     Junko rolled her eyes and began to flip the photo over, but 

Yoji quickly reached out to snatch it from her hands.  She was 

ready for him, however, and gave him a taste of her charged 

punch, knocking him into the wall.  She completed flipping the 

photo over and stared, to shocked to even make a sound.

     "Doesn't he look just darling?" Atsuko asked sarcastically 

as she peered over Junko's shoulder at the picture.  It was of her 

brother, standing with a red face, balled fists, and wearing a pink 

frilly dress.  Looking closely, Junko could just make out an older 

woman holding up a blonde wig in the background.



     Rei Aomizu was not a very good scientist.  The only things 

that had ever interested her were domestic matters like cooking, 

cleaning, laundry, giving her significant other a full body massage 

after a long day of work...

     Unfortunately, her parents had both been hard working 

people who wanted something better for their daughter and had 

forced her to go to college and get a career.  Rei had picked 

science because those teachers didn't mind when she baked 

something for the class.  She managed to pass mainly because the 

teachers graded her more on her cookies and muffins than her 

equations.  As a result, she graduated college with a degree in 

engineering even though she couldn't draw a straight line.

     Her parents pulled a few strings to get her hired as part of 

the IHI research staff, and almost immediately received her first 

assignment.  All she could figure out from the pages and pages of 

printout was there was a tiny problem with one of their car models 

and she was supposed to fix it.  She had absolutely no idea what to 

do; she couldn't even drive.

     Rei was worried about being fired and a disgrace to her 

parents just because she had been hired for abilities she didn't 

possess.  And when Rei worried, she baked, cooked, cleaned, and 

otherwise helped others.  On the eve of her deadline, the whole 

facility was spotless, people who never spoke to anyone now 

greeted each other cheerfully in the halls, and productivity was at 

its highest level ever.  Rei, however, noticed none of this, her mind 

always straying to the gigantic, at least to her, document that 

dominated her desk.  The assignment she hadn't even been able to 

start.

     "You got a light?" said a female scientist, walking at a 

slouch as she entered Rei's office without knocking.  Her short 

blonde hair was all in disarray and her lab coat soot-stained, but 

this was normal for her.  This was Nayoko Yokozaki, the most 

dedicated scientist Rei had ever met.

     "Y-yes," Rei replied a bit nervously as she pulled out the 

lighter she had been carrying for just such a reason, she didn't 

smoke herself, and lit the real scientist's cigarette for her.

     Nayoko took a few deep puffs and smiled slightly, which 

was the most joy she ever let show.  Rei had come to admire her 

ability to remain so focused on her work to the exclusion of all 

else.  Even food or sleep couldn't distract such a dedicated scientist 

from her work.

     "I always need a cigarette after working on one of those 

pricy compensation-mobiles for super rich old guys who can't..."  

Nayoko paused as she noticed the stack of reports and began to 

curiously examine them.  "Say, what you got there?"

     "My... first assignment," Rei told her hesitantly as the 

woman sat cross-legged on her desk and began to flip though the 

large stack of printouts, seemingly at random.  Rei couldn't help 

wondering how Nayoko could get away with wearing a one piece 

bathing suit to work.  She had to be truly valuable to the company.

     "Why do they even bother us with stupid stuff that any idiot 

can...," Nayoko began to rant, only to trail off as she stopped at one 

page or printout, looking it more closely than the others.  "I found 

the problem already."

     "You have?" Rei asked in shock as she stood and studied 

the printout that her fellow scientist was gesturing to.  It was 

complete gibberish to her, however.  She wasn't even sure what 

half the words meant and she could only guess a the symbols.

     When Nayoko suddenly threw her arm around Rei, drawing 

her closer, the younger woman was surprised as her heart beat 

grew very loud, making the woman's explanation sound distant, 

even though she was so very close that Rei could smell the odor of 

sweat and smoke that clung to her.  Like a salary man home from a 

long day at the office, ready for his wife to tend to him...

     "... so that's all they need to do.  Hey, still with me?" 

Nayoko asked, snapping Rei out of her daze.

     Rei shook her head, trying to dispel the inexplicable 

sensations that were currently clouding her mind.  She couldn't 

help wondering if someone had set the lab next door on fire again 

because she was feeling very warm at the moment.  She hoped she 

wasn't sweating, it would be so embarrassing for a real scientist to 

see her like this...

     Rei's thoughts stopped one more when she felt the other 

woman's cheek pressing softly against her forehead.  She had never 

been so close to another person outside of her parents before, 

avoiding casual contact out of fear of being exposed as the fraud 

she knew herself to be.

     "I think you've got a slight fever," Nayoko told her as she 

finally pulled away, though her arm had never left Rei's shoulders.  

"You should probably get some rest or something."

     "I can't!" Rei told the other woman, ashamed to feel the hot 

tears now falling from her eyes, but unable to stop them.  "My 

assignment is due tomorrow and I haven't even started it because I 

don't understand a single word of it...  I tried so hard to be a 

scientist like my parents wanted even though I know I'm not smart 

enough... now I'll be fired and I don't know what I'll do!"

     "I'll do it if you give me that lighter," Nayoko suddenly 

offered, startling Rei out of her despair.

     Rei blinked at the other woman, many times until she 

realized it wasn't helping her understand the situation any better.  

"You'll do all this work for me in exchange for a simple lighter?"

     The scientist shrugged.  "Yeah, I lost mine... I forget when.  

I mean, I could go all the way to the store to buy a new one, but 

that'd mean dealing with the subway, and the crowds, and if I have 

the right change... it's enough of a hassle just to get a pack of 

smokes.  Besides, this is a easy enough problem.  Probably take me 

just as long."

     "Thank you!!" Rei yelled out, overcome with joy as she 

embraced the older woman, tears of happiness now in her eyes.  

While she knew it was technically dishonest, it would mean that 

she wouldn't have to disappoint anyone and was sure she could 

think of a way out of her current predicament before her next 

assignment was due.

     Rei quickly released the woman, blushing in total 

embarrassment when she realized what she had done.  Also, for a 

moment there, she thought she had felt the scientist's hands on her 

rear end, but she had probably just imagined it.

     "No prob," the other woman said as she accepted the 

lighter, dropping it on top of the stack of reports before lifting 

them up with both arms.  "Just come to my office in the morning 

and I'll have the report ready for you."

     "Hai, sempai!"



     "... and that's my answer to sensei's big problem.  Bye!" 

Emi finally finished the moment the bell had rung and was out of 

the door before her classmates could blink.  She had dragged out 

her explanation a bit so she didn't have to waste the critical 'getting 

out of her seat' time once class was over for the day.

     In her haste, however, the cute girl had left something 

behind for perhaps the first time in his life.  Even though the 

expression was immobile as always, nevertheless Usagi-kun gave 

the impression of a smug grin.  Which lasted for all about five 

seconds before he was snatched up by unseen hands.

     Junko had been gone for a little while on her bathroom 

break, and as her best friend Emi felt it was her duty to feel a bit 

concerned.  After all, the 'soon to be cute no matter what it took' 

girl didn't have a family of ninja to protect her if she tripped, 

banged her head, or a hundred other accidental scenarios Emi had 

imagined.

     In her quest to save her best friend from whatever danger 

had befallen her, Emi stopped suddenly as the sound of loud 

laughter filled her ears, coming from the direction of the locker 

room.  She smiled.  It was nice to hear someone having fun.  She 

took a step to resume her mission of mercy, only to stop again 

when she realized that the laughter was Junko's voice.

     "What's so funny, Ju-chan?" Emi asked her best friend with 

a smile, seeing her doubled over with mirth-filled tears in her eyes.  

It looked like she had been laughing for a while now so it must 

have been a really good joke.

     Emi frowned suddenly as she considered the remote 

possibility that it was her new outfit that her friend was laughing 

at.  While it was a pretty big change, she had felt it was needed to 

get into the proper mindset for becoming a magical girl that day.  

She had idly considered one of the many cute outfits from the 

magical girl anime she had seen, but instead decided to go with 

something that was a bit more... unique.  And went well with a 

cape.

     "Emi, you've got to see this... huh?" Junko said, only to 

realized the photo, and the two ninja, seemed to have vanished 

during her sudden mad laughter attack.  She had wanted to see 

Emi's reaction to find out that her pet ninja boy's obsession didn't 

end at voyeurism, but decided she had had enough amusement for 

one day anyway.  "Oh, it was nothing.  Just a... joke I heard on TV, 

but it doesn't make sense out of context."

     "Oh," Emi said thoughtfully.  It hadn't been her outfit after 

all.  She had been a bit worried for a moment that her best friend 

didn't approve of her current wardrobe, but should have known that 

Junko was much too supportive for that.  Besides, how could 

anything so cute ever be considered silly?

     "Say, what's with the outfit anyway?" Junko asked before 

she could stop herself.  It was something she had been wondering 

all day, but as a rule avoided anything that might make the cute girl 

remember her promise about 'fixing' Junko's wardrobe.  She 

couldn't hold back her curiosity any longer, however.

     "I'll show you!" Emi declared with a huge grin as she 

grabbed her best friend's hand and dragged her in the direction of 

her limo, already waiting to whisk them both away to the special 

ceremony that would transform the ordinary girl Emi Ishiyama into 

a magical heroine of justice.

     "No, really I can't, I have plans...," Junko protested weakly, 

seeing that Emi was lost in her own little world again and all of her 

words went unheard.  There would be no way out of this without 

serious application of force, and Junko didn't feel up to that when 

the whole thing was her fault in the first place.  She should have 

known better than to show any interest in anything Emi did.



     Emi's loving parents were careful to make sure everything 

was just perfect for the ceremony that would usher their daughter 

into the world of magical girls.  They weren't exactly sure why 

Emi wanted this, but they knew that their special child would be 

the very best magical girl their ever was.  With their genes and 

having raised their daughter with the very best that money could 

buy, could there be any doubt?

     Besides, they both still felt the need to make it up to Emi 

for their small slip up, unintentionally causing their sensitive 

daughter to think they didn't love her more than anything else in 

the world.  The old ninja's little trick had merely delayed their 

plans.  They both knew that he took of dim view of their notions of 

parenting, thinking that they were spoiling their precious offspring.  

Well, neither of them ever had to endure much hardship, but they 

had turned out just fine.  It should be good enough for Emi.

     "Are we really doing the right thing?" Michiko asked 

distractedly as she stared up at the three story tall wall scroll of 

'Magical Mecha Princess Ami-chan,' their daughter's new alter-

ego.  It was one of the many shots taken during the power suit 

testing yesterday, which had gone flawlessly, at least after Emi had 

gotten the hang of flying.

     "We should have rented the orchestra again instead of the 

brass band?" Ryuji asked, a bit confused as to what his wife was 

talking about.  It was the only decision he could think of that they 

hadn't talked out and carefully thought out before making recently.

     "No, not that.  You know how much our daughter likes the 

sound of trumpets," Michiko replied with a smile and a small 

shake of her head.  Sometimes even she couldn't tell when her 

husband was being serious or not.  "It's just this whole magical girl 

thing.  We coded all the circuits we sent to that... woman for Emi 

avoidance, and even if that mad scientist found a way around that, 

the power suit should easily deflect the damage.  Still, I can't help 

worry that something will go wrong.  Something we haven't 

planned on."

     "You're right," Ryuji agreed after a few moments of 

thought.  There was a slight possibility that there was something 

they had overlooked, even if it was only a one in a million chance, 

they wouldn't risk their one and only daughter on it.  "We can pull 

some other project to satisfy the press, and Emi-chan...  I'm sure 

we'll find a way to make it up to her somehow.  Perhaps her own 

Caribbean island."

     "I beg you to reconsider," Ichiro said, having suddenly 

appeared kneeling at their feet.

     "Why would we listen to you again after the way your last 

suggestion turned out," Michiko said with a frown.  She couldn't 

forget how that rude, obnoxious tomboy had been clinging to Emi, 

and had the nerve to speak back to a successful businesswoman 

like herself.

     "Because I am sworn to fulfill Emi-chan's every wish and 

desire, and also because I have only broken my word once, and 

still live with the consequences of my actions," Ichiro said 

solemnly, then shook his head slightly to avoid dwelling on the 

past.  "Emi-chan wishes to be a magical girl more than anything 

else she has ever desired before, and I swear to you that I and my 

daughter's family will still be able to protect her from harm, even if 

it means our lives."

     "He does make a very convincing case, dear.  They have 

always come though in the past, no matter the difficulty," Ryuji 

said, then added as an afterthought, "Even if he is wearing 

lipstick."

     "More ninja training... art of disguise...," Ichiro muttered as 

he quickly wiped the lipstick off, knowing that somewhere in the 

shadows his daughter was grinning like a cheshire cat.

     "I guess we can wait and see how her first triumphant battle 

goes," Michiko said finally.  "If worst comes to worst, we can 

always push the self-destruct button."

     "Err... You did explain to her that we wanted the new robot 

to be finish by today, at least an hour before dinner time?" Ryuji 

asked his wife, realizing the one thing in all their preparations that 

had been discussed early on, but he couldn't remember being 

resolved.

     "I thought you were going to do it," Michiko replied 

nervously.  She didn't want to have to deal with that insane woman 

again if she didn't have to, so had hinted to her husband that he 

should be the one to take care of it.  It seemed that for once he 

hadn't understood what she had meant.

     Ryuji had thought his wife might have been hinting for him 

to take care of it when the matter had come up, but he didn't like 

the idea of talking to the woman who had suddenly pounced on 

him before, smelling of stale sweat and cigarettes.  So he just 

assumed he was only imagining it and was confident his wife 

would take care of it.

     "I'm sure we have nothing to worry about," Ryuji said 

nervously.  "She did say before that it took roughly a week to 

finish building one of her robots and we both know an unbalanced 

type like hers couldn't resist attacking the city again."

     Michiko nodded to both messages.  Her husband didn't 

want to chat with the wacko either, and considering how she had 

reacted around him last, it was probably for the best.  "Perhaps 

Ichiro her can..."

     The co-president trailed off when she realized the old ninja 

master had already disappeared.  "... I'm confident that everything 

will work out regardless of that one minor problem."

     "Yes, indeed," Ryuji quickly agreed, fighting the urge to 

sigh in relief, then quickly changed the topic.  "Emi-chan is 

running a bit late, so what are we going to do about the press?  I'm 

sure they're getting restless about now."

     Michiko nodded, accepting the change of subject with 

barely-concealed relief.  "We have to be ready to greet our 

precious daughter the moment she arrives so we certainly couldn't 

do anything, and there's no one here right now that could satisfy 

them for long..."

     When Shuji saw the faces of the presidents of IHI as he 

rushed in, he knew that he had come in at exactly the wrong time.



     Ever since the meeting with the presidents of IHI last week, 

Rei couldn't stop wondered how her sempai was doing.  Nayoko 

was a brilliant scientist and a heroine for all the hard working 

women everywhere trying to make a difference in a male-

dominated world, but was cruelly fired only recently due to one 

little eccentricity.  The presidents couldn't understand that her very 

uniqueness was what made her so valuable.

     Rei knew better than anyone that Nayoko's uniqueness 

came at a cost.  The woman was simply horrible at taking care of 

herself and it was a miracle she had survived as long as she had 

without Rei to look out for her.  The two had developed a very 

close and mutually beneficial partnership, or at least Rei liked to 

think so.  Nayoko handled all the assignments for the both of them 

while Rei took care of the cooking, cleaning, laundry, and even 

tucking her sempai into bed at night.

     Nayoko also could become a bit... strange at times, but Rei 

simply would play along, no matter what that might entail, though 

sometimes the games were more than a bit embarrassing.  It was a 

small price to pay to be the assistant to such a brilliant woman.

     Rei only wanted to check on Nayoko to make sure she was 

all right after being fired from her true calling.  It took a few days, 

however, for Rei to build up enough courage to place a call at her 

sempai's private residence, but by that time the residence was 

abandoned, and looked as if it had been so for a long time with the 

large sign proclaiming 'condemned' out in front.  Someone had 

probably just entered the wrong address in her sempai's records, 

but Rei had had no luck finding Nayoko's true whereabouts.

     Then only earlier today she had happened to overhear two 

truck drivers complaining about a very odd job.  One of them had 

to deliver a truck full of top of the line equipment and parts to 

some old abandoned factory in the middle of the woods.  The 

delivery had to be made at midnight and he was told to just drop 

the stuff off inside even though no one seemed to be around.

     *It has to be sempai!* Rei thought eagerly.  Clever 

business people like the presidents of IHI would have never 

actually fired a genius like Nayoko.  They must have given her 

some ultra important secret project and had just pretended to sack 

her so no one would be suspicious.

     All during her shift, Rei debated the pros and cons of 

seeking out her sempai.  She was even more worried now.  If 

Nayoko was working on a special project, she needed more 

looking after than ever before.  But then Rei feared that her non-

scientific presence would be a nuisance and only interfere with her 

sempai's work.

     Now Rei stood before the door of the old factory, picnic 

basket slung under one arm.  She had decided that if she showed 

up for a short tea break to see how her sempai was doing, there 

couldn't be any harm in that.  She had even made some of 

Nayoko's favorite foods in case she had been so focused on her 

work that she neglected to eat again.  Then Rei could casually ask 

if Nayoko needed an assistant for her new project.

     Steeling herself, Rei reached out and knocked twice on the 

rusted steel door before her.  While she waited for a response, she 

did her best to calm the butterflies in her stomach and ease the 

dizziness spinning in her head.  As the silence continued, however, 

her anxiety only grew.

     Rei nearly jumped in surprise when the door finally 

creaked open on hinges that could use a good oiling.  The figure 

that stood in the doorway was very familiar to her, but it wasn't her 

sempai as she had hoped.

     Doe-Rei caught the young woman as she fainted and 

brought her inside.  The android idly wondered why the woman 

looked a bit familiar.



     Shuji idly considered doing something that would get him 

fired.  If that insane woman Nayoko could pull something off, 

surely someone of his genius could devise a method for banishing 

himself from IHI forever.  Maybe if he made a pass at the female 

president.  If he had given the matter any thought before he 

supposed that she was an attractive woman...

     Because no matter what they did to him as a result, it 

couldn't be worse than what Shuji was being forced to endure at 

the moment.  Getting showered and changed into a brand new lab 

coat wasn't good enough for the presidents for their little 

ceremony.  They had to get some of their trained monkeys to stuff 

him into a business suit, give him a haircut that he didn't like at all, 

and even touches of makeup.  Then they had thrown him to the 

wolves of the information age:  the associated press.

     The problem was that Emi was running a bit late and of 

course they couldn't start their precious ceremony without the star 

so the press were starting to get a little restless.  He was supposed 

to keep them occupied, but had been forbidden to talk at all about 

the power suit since the presidents wanted their daughter to have 

that honor.  He also had a feeling that if he deliberately messed 

something up for Emi, they'd do much worse than just sack him.

     "Hello everyone, I'm Shuji Higashimizu, IHI's top scientist 

and head of the project which produced the marvel you will soon 

witness.  Unfortunately, we're running a bit behind and I've been 

sent to field any questions you may have, though I won't be able to 

talk about the specifics of the project."

     The press milled around in confusion for a moment or two.  

If it were one of the presidents of IHI, then there were a hundred 

and one questions they had that had little or nothing to do with 

their business, but what possible interest could their readers have 

in this nobody?

     "Why can't you talk about the specifics?" one reporter 

asked the question they had all been wondering.

     "Because it's a... surprise," Shuji managed to say without 

screaming though the power of his will.

     The press nodded.  They couldn't argue with that.  "This... 

invention, if I may call it that, will it revolutionize the way in 

which we live?  Will it be a boon to mankind?"

     "In a way..." Shuji said, then seeing their unsatisfied looks, 

added, "I think I can safely say that there isn^�t a single person 

living in this city that won't be effected by it, in one way or 

another."

     "Is it connected to the giant robot which destroyed part of 

the city only a week and a half ago?" another reporter asked.

     "The project wasn't started on those terms, but if I may be 

presumptuous to assume the intent of the presidents of IHI, then I 

would say yes.  Though I would never produce something so 

ridiculous as a giant robot."

     "How about we try to guess what it is, and you just tell us if 

we guess right or not?" one of the older, more experienced 

reporters posed.

     "I don't see how that would be a problem," Shuji replied 

after a few moments of thought.  There was no way in the world 

they'd be able to guess correctly; he never would in their position 

and he was a genius.  Still, it was the best way he could think of to 

eat up some time.

     "Is it a automobile?"

     "No."

     "New food processor?"

     "No."

     "Everlasting candy?"

     "No."

     "A duck?"

     "No!"



     Junko watched the city go by through the tinted windows of 

Emi's stretch limousine, wondering if she was about to have 

another confrontation with the girl's demon parents.  Her 'best 

friend' was busily changing out of her ridiculous swashbuckler 

costume into a somewhat less silly pink jumpsuit.  It would have 

been passable if she hadn't reattached the white cape.

     "Where are we going, and what are we going to do when 

we get there?" Junko asked a bit impatiently.  This was already 

cutting into her arcade time.

     "To the Ishiyama Heavy Industries R&D facility, and it's a 

surprise," Emi gave her best friend a straight answer for once as 

she wiggled to slip on long gloves and tall matching boots.  She 

knew she was running late so had to hurry, but she simply couldn't 

have had her magical girl ceremony without her best friend in 

attendance.

     Junko blinked to realize that with the latest addition, Emi's 

current clothes looked like a cuter version of Hime Star-chan's 

outfit, with the absence of armor and the addition of a cape.  The 

plain girl didn't know what it meant, but whatever it was, she didn't 

like it.  "Can you at least tell me what's with the get-up?"

     "It's all because of what you said, Ju-chan!" Emi told her 

with a wide grin, hugging her best friend as she felt overcome with 

emotion.  "Thank you ever so much!"

     "Err, you're welcome," Junko replied as she pried herself 

from the other girl's grip once again.  She didn't want to ask, she 

really didn't want to, but she couldn't ignore the cold feeling in the 

pit of her stomach that had suddenly manifested.  "Umm, exactly 

what did I say, Emi?"

     Emi stood up in her limo, sticking her head through the 

sunroof, and declared loud enough so that Junko could still hear 

her, "You said that in order to catch the public interest again, I had 

to become a extremely powerful and cool magical girl like Hime 

Star-chan!"

     Junko was sure that little miss princess had been spending 

far too much time in her own fantasy world because the plain girl 

knew that she wouldn't have said anything that stupid a million 

years.

     Despite being richer and better connected than the pope, 

Emi was still a normal girl.  She had already tried stopping a giant 

robot before and that had nearly gotten her smashed flat.  Her 

family of trained ninja could probably get her out of any danger 

she managed to get herself into, but it was sure to ruin any fun for 

Hime Star-chan.

     Besides, she felt she owned Atsuko for sharing her little 

photo collection and didn't want to give the ninja girl any extra 

work, especially known how the older girl felt about her pint-sized 

mistress.

     "Emi," Junko said to the other girl seriously after tugging 

her back inside the limo.  "I don't know how to put this but... 

there's more to being a magical girl than putting on a silly outfit 

and making annoying speeches.  To be blunt... they have magic 

and you don't.  So why don't you find another way of being 

popular and leave the crime fighting to the professionals, okay?"

     "Don't worry, Ju-chan," Emi told her best friend with a 

smile as the limo slowed and stopped.  "I've got that all covered."

     Junko felt anything but reassured.



     *Where did that android go?* Nayoko thought in mild 

irritation as she wandered aimlessly around the factory, in search 

of the human-like robot which apparently she had built.  She had 

been deep in completing the finishing touches on her new giant 

robot and was therefore in desperate need of a lit cigarette.  *What 

was her name again?  Doe-Rei, that's it.  Odd name.  Why does it 

sound familiar?*

     The scientist found the android-girl lying on her bed, 

seemingly unconscious.  She could be recharging.  Nayoko seemed 

to remember something in her designs about solar power, but she 

didn't need to go into sleep mode for that.  At least she had 

changed out of that silly bondage gear into something a little more 

normal, even if it did make her breasts look smaller.  Should have 

kept her lab coat on though.

     Rei gradually returned to consciousness due to a gentle but 

persistent tapping on her cheek.  She slowly opened her eyes, 

almost fearing what she might behold, only to smile to find 

Nayoko staring back at her.

     "Sempai!  It's so good to see you again!" Rei declared in 

joy as she embraced the older woman.  "I don't know what 

happened, maybe it was the sun or something I ate that made me 

pass out, but I had the absolute worst nightmare.  I knocked on 

your door, but instead of you answering, it was some twisted evil 

parody of myself wearing the most embarrassing outfit..."

     "Huh?" Nayoko managed to say as the android babbled on 

and on, not making very much sense.  Maybe she had crossed a 

wire or it was a programming bug that was only kicking in now.

     "Let go of sempai!" Doe-Rei shouted from the door, still 

dressed in her black slave outfit with a white lab coat over it.  She 

raced over and easily ripped Nayoko from the thieving arms of the 

fainting girl.

     Doe-Rei had only taken pity on her because she looked 

somewhat cute and had planned to tie her to the bed as soon as she 

could find some rope, but she had to spurn the android's good 

intentions by trying to snatch away her mistress.

     "She's my sempai, you... copycat!" Rei declared angrily as 

she stood and grabbed hold of Nayoko, trying to free her from the 

obviously insane and perverted woman who just happened to look 

somewhat like her.

     "My sempai!  Mine!" Doe-Rei insisted.

     "She was mine first!" Rei countered.

     "Let go of me, the both of you," Nayoko told them with 

uncharacteristic anger in her voice.  There was a lot in life she was 

indifferent to, but being used as a rope in a tug of war wasn't one 

of them.  "Sit down and let me figure this all out.  There's 

something very odd going on here."

     "Hai, sempai!" both girls shouted in agreement as they 

released their holds on Nayoko, only to turn and glare at each 

other.

     Nayoko looked at the one that she was assuming to be the 

android because she was wearing a lab coat, then over to the new 

girl who may or may not be an android, but seemed to know her.  

Then back to the android, then the new girl, then the android again.  

After going back and forth about a dozen times, Nayoko had 

realized that aside from a few minor details, the two girls could 

pass for identical twins.

     "Rei from the IHI R&D lab, right?" Nayoko asked the new 

girl as the memory hit her like a speeding bus.  "I guess I used you 

as a basis for my android design."

     Nayoko had been thinking early in the design phase over 

what the android should look like, and never having been all that 

artistic, had snagged the first face that popped into her head.  Well, 

second face, actually.  She wasn't sure how Michiko would like to 

see a copy of herself walking around and Nayoko couldn't risk 

having her funding cut again.

     "Yes, that's me.  Good old dependable Rei is here to help 

you once again, so you can get rid of this impostor," Rei said with 

a smile, which changed to a frown as her eyes fell on her double.  

At first, she felt insulted to find a copy of herself, which she 

couldn't help noticing had a much more curvy body with a larger 

bust to boot.  But then she realized how much her sempai must 

have missed her to go through all the trouble of trying to recreate 

her.

     "You're the interloper, dumpy.  Go take a hike," Doe-Rei 

snapped back at her almost-twin.  Obviously, her sempai had built 

her because the original had been substandard and not nearly as 

useful.  Doe-Rei was made to be the perfect assistant to her 

mistress and didn't need the older human model getting in the way.

     "Ladies, please," Nayoko told them both in irritation as the 

cat fight started up once again.  Normally, she wouldn't have cared 

so much, but her latest and best creation was so close to being 

finished.  "You two can stay here and resolve your differences.  

I've got work to do."

     "Sempai!" both Reis suddenly shouted in alarm.

     "What?"  Nayoko turned around quickly, failing to notice 

the empty sake bottle on the floor before she tripped over it, 

sending her falling to the floor in a heap.

     "... watch out for the empty liquor bottle," the both added 

lamely, before turning to look at each other with identical glares.

     Both moved to speak, but were halted as the sound of mad 

laughter began to fill their ears.



     "I wonder whatever could be keeping Emi-chan.  She's 

usually very prompt for these sorts of things," Michiko pondered 

out loud as she waited with her husband at the back entrance to the 

R&D facility.  The preparations for their daughter's little magical 

girl coming out party had been in place for a while now and they 

both knew well that Shuji wouldn't be able to hold the press 

forever.

     "She must be working on her fashionably late skills," Ryuji 

said with a grin as he wrapped his arms around his wife and held 

her close.  He had always considered punctuality as something that 

other people needed to worry about.  "Just like her mother."

     "Baka," Michiko said affectionately as she sunk into his 

embrace.  They both knew that she was the one who always made 

sure everything was on time, while he never worried about 

deadlines, whether they were his own or someone else's.  He 

always fretted over budgets, which she could care less about.  They 

both agreed, however, that neither time nor money were an object 

when it came to their daughter.

     Only a few moments later, a familiar black limo eased its 

way up the curb, the driver easily controlling the awkward vehicle.  

Emi daintily exited when the door seemed to have opened all by 

itself, grinning to see her parents there waiting for her.  "Hello 

mommy and daddy!  Sorry I'm late!"

     "That's okay, darling!" Michiko shouted back to her as both 

parents ran to embrace their precious daughter, only to stop short 

when another person stepped out of the limo, the last person in the 

world either of them wanted to see again.  "And what is this... girl 

doing here, sweetheart?"

     *Not these two idiots again,* Junko thought with a frown 

as she looked up into the disapproving expressions of Emi's 

parents.  She couldn't believe they were allowed to have children.  

Her uncle Kozo was more reliable than the both of them put 

together and he was hardly the paragon of responsibility.

     Junko could have gotten angry at being treated like an 

unwanted disease, but she wasn't a child anymore and knew 

against these two it would have little effect.  She didn't want to 

increase her stress, not when she already had Emi to put up with.  

So instead she bowed and said to them politely, "Pleased to meet 

you again, Mr. and Mrs. Ishiyama."

     The parents simultaneously took a step back in shock.  The 

demon girl was actually being polite to them.  It had to be some 

sort of trick.  A looked passed between them.  They would play her 

politeness game for now, but remain prepared for anything.

     "Because she's my best friend in the whole wide world!" 

Emi declared as she threw her arms around the surprised Junko, 

who was too busy enjoying the reactions of the girl's parents at the 

moment.  While uncomfortable with her friend's easy affection, it 

was worth it to see the reaction this had on her parent's faces.

     "How much do you think it would cost to persuade Kozo 

Kitaue to accept a position in our European office and take his brat 

of a niece with him?" Michiko whispered to her husband while 

keeping a smile plastered to her face.  She didn't want to give the 

smug girl the benefit of knowing just how much she was getting to 

her.

     "I don't think Kitaue can speak German," Ryuji whispered 

back, clenching his hands into fists to resist the urge to tear his 

precious daughter away from the contagious tomboy.

     "He'll learn," Michiko whispered back sharply, before 

turning back to face Emi and saying in a carefully cheerful tone.  

"It's so sweet of you to take pity on such a friendless girl, Emi-

chan.  Of course she's welcome to join us for your little party.  We 

are running a bit late though, so do you suppose we could get 

started?"

     "Right!  I better get ready!" Emi enthused and ran into the 

building, leaving Junko alone with the cute girl's parents.

     For a while they simply stared at each other, as if sizing up 

the opposition, divining out points of weakness.  Then Junko 

spoke, her voice pleasant, but with an edge of sarcasm like a razor 

blade coated in milk chocolate.

     "Thank you for allowing your daughter to take pity in a 

friendless girl like myself, madam.  I will do my best to be like the 

sister she will never have, since you are obviously well past your 

child bearing years."

     Michiko flinched as if physically struck, but idly 

straightened out her already perfectly straight clothes as she 

smiled.  "You are such a kind girl.  Have you considered a career 

as a mid-wife?  At leas then you'll be able know what it's like to 

hold a baby in your arms.  I hear they actually prefer girls with 

looks such as yours."

     Ryuji fearfully took a step back as the two females seemed 

to glow, their eyes locked in a contest that he only partially 

understood, and so felt a bit left out.  He decided to keep his 

silence, however, and avoid having these mysterious energies 

directed at him.

     Junko gritted her teeth, but hid it behind a smile.  She 

wouldn't give this woman a centimeter of satisfaction.  "You are 

the kind one, obasan, for using up the precious moments of your 

declining years to advise me on my future.  I am still so very 

young though that I simply can't see so far ahead as my future 

career, while you are surely already preparing for your retirement."

     Michiko had never believed that punishment and parenting 

belonged together, but at the moment she was sorely tempted to 

take this brat over her knee and spank her bottom red.  Then she 

remembered Nayoko's little suggestion about and suddenly felt ill.  

She would concede this fight for now; she no longer felt up to it.

     "Oh, we better see how Emi-chan is doing," Michiko 

announced suddenly as she broke off her staring contest with the 

plain little girl.  "Please follow close behind us, Junk-san.  This is 

our R&D facility with a lot of dangerous experiments are 

conducted.  We wouldn't want you to wander off and something 

bad to happen to our daughter's best friend."

     Junko grinned like the cat who had just got the canary.  Her 

victory was nearly worth missing the resurrection of her favorite 

video game.  But she wasn't willing to let the woman off that 

easily, not after her final remark.  She held out her hand to her and 

said in a small, afraid voice, "It sounds like a very scary place.  

Will you hold my hand, obasan?"

     Michiko was shaking with the urge to snarl and slap the 

hand away, but very tentatively she took hold of it, and with a 

sickly smile permanently bolted to her face, lead the little girl 

inside.  Wisely saying nothing, Ryuji followed close behind.



     Kozo cursed his luck for the nth time that week as he 

slowly marched up the stairs of the city's main government 

building.  The elevators being out of order was only the latest in a 

long string of small misfortunes that had plagued him the entire 

week.

     His job title was 'Head of Troubleshooting and Problem 

Management,' which basically meant he went in and sat at his desk 

for eight hours just in case some division had a problem they 

couldn't handle themselves.  Which never happened because the 

co-presidents had worked hard to make sure all the divisions were 

self-sufficient.  So he was basically the executive in charge of a 

division that only existed on paper, which is why he avoided the 

presidents like the plague.  He was sure that one day they'd realize 

his uselessness and sack him so thought it best not to call attention 

to himself.

     Last week his phone had actually wrung.  Kozo had stared 

at it for some moments in surprise, before deciding that it had to be 

a wrong number and very tentatively answered it.

     He was wrong.  It seems that all the executives of the 

construction / demolition division had been caught in the collapse 

of a condemned building and would be out of work for at least 

several weeks.  The presidents had sent a memo to the division 

stating that Kozo was now acting head in their absence, and 

division was surprised to find that this was the first he had heard of 

it.

     There was a simple reason for that.  Kozo had been careful 

to make sure the presidents, or anyone else if he could help it, 

didn't actually know where his office was.  He also had a long list 

of excuses ready when those memos did manage to reach his office 

somehow.

     Kozo really tried to worm his way out of the first actual 

work he'd be doing since he had been hired years ago, but it 

seemed impossible.  The construction crew all knew their jobs so 

they didn't need anyone who knew one thing about construction, 

which Kozo didn't.  He had only a vague idea what any of the 

divisions of IHI did.  They just needed someone to deal with the 

other executives, and the biggest problem of them all, the mayor.

     Kozo's first duty of his new job was to sit and get yelled at 

for fifteen minutes by the mayor over the phone, and looking back 

over the week, that seemed to be one of the nicer moments.  It was 

certainly much better than sitting and getting yelled at face to face.

     Now he was going to face the mayor one last time to report 

that the reconstruction of the city was finally complete, not on 

schedule, but at least under budget.  Even though he had worked 

overtime to save the city money and the construction crew's long 

hours had finally paid off, he knew he wouldn't be thanked about 

it.  He had quickly learned that the mayor was the sort of person 

who could win the lottery and complain about paying taxes on it.

     At least he had a cute secretary, who may or may not be his 

mistress, at least if the rumors that circulated around the building 

were to be believed.  He idly wondered if she'd consider working 

under him at IHI.  Now that he was doing actual work, Kozo 

thought he deserved an assistant of some kind.

     "Why the long face, Kozo-kun?" Sakuya Maekami asked 

him with a small pout as she looked up from the papers she was 

shuffling on her small desk.  He never looked happy to enter the 

mayor's office, but today he shuffled forward like a zombie.

     Kozo collapsed into a chair and gasped for breath before 

replying.  "Elevator is out.  Had to walk... four, five, six flights of 

stairs carrying this heavy briefcase."

     "Poor Kozo-kun," Sakuya said as she walked over to him, 

her long strides visibly straining the fabric of her tight skirt.  "I 

wonder what could have happened?  The elevator was working 

fine when I took my lunch break."

     "Just my luck, I guess," Kozo replied, trying very hard not 

to stare at the women, which was especially difficult when she had 

so much worth staring at.  The fiery red hair that flowed down a 

flawless face, to a body that any woman would envy, especially 

since Sakuya seemed to have no qualms about showing it off with 

a plunging neckline and clothes with a very snug fit.  Not that he 

was complaining.

     "I'm sure you're already a bundle of stress from the 

momentous task of rebuilding the city.  If there was only 

something I could do that would in some small way help you find 

some relief..." Sakuya trailed off, causally putting her hands on his 

shoulders, her body so close now that he field of view was 

dominated by her significant cleavage.

     Kozo tried to come up with a suggestion, but neither his 

mouth or his brain seemed to be working properly at the moment.

     "I know!" Sakuya said suddenly as she raced back over to 

her desk and picked up her telephone receiver.  "I'll call 

maintenance to do a rush repair job so you won't have to worry 

about going down all those steps when you leave.  Won't that be a 

relief?"

     "Yes," Kozo agreed after a few moments, surprised that no 

matter when he seemed to have hit rock bottom, his luck still 

managed to sink even deeper.

     "Oh, and you can go in and see the mayor now," Sakuya 

added while still on the phone.  "He's been waiting for you for a 

while now.  I'm sure when you explain about the elevator though, 

he'll understand why you're late."

     *Only if I was 36D like you,* Kozo thought glumly as he 

hauled himself out of his chair, shuffled across the room, and with 

only slight hesitation, opened the door to the mayor's office and 

went inside.

     The honorable mayor of the city, Gen-ji Yokozaki, was 

sitting behind his desk, red-faced, chomping on a cigar, and 

swearing into a phone.  Which he was doing every time Kozo 

entered his office.  He didn't know if it was his bad luck yet again, 

or the man was always doing this.  Kozo wondered what sort of 

blood pressure medicine the man took.  He had a feeling he was 

going to need some very soon.

     "Finally!" Gen-ji shouted as he looked up to see that Kozo 

had arrived, punctuating his outburst by roughly slamming the 

phone down on its receiver.  "I've been on the phone for fifteen 

minutes trying to find out where you had gone to, but no one 

seemed to have a clue where your office was.  Idiots!"

     "The elevator was out," Kozo offered by way of explaining 

his tardiness.  He took a seat before the mayor and steeled himself, 

refusing to be intimidated this time.  "I had to walk up the six 

flights to your office, which is why I'm a bit late."

     "The main elevators have been shut down for annual 

maintenance," the mayor informed him gruffly as he put out the 

stub of his cigar.  "We're supposed to use the service elevator 

today.  Didn't anyone tell you that?"

     "No, no one did," Kozo replied shortly, trying not to get 

angry.  He wondered if Sakuya had deliberately forgotten to 

mention it in order to play a trick on him, but dismissed the 

thought as quickly as it came.  Anyone that could put up with the 

'pitbull' here had to be a saint.

     "Your fault for not figuring it out yourself," Gen-ji told him 

with a small huff.  He had disliked this Kozo person from the first 

time his eyes had fallen on the boy.  He was too young, too 

carefree, his face completely unmarked by wrinkles.  In Gen-ji's 

opinion, a man who hasn't seen the hardships he has can't be 

trusted.  "Still, you're not here to air your personal problems.  

What's the progress of the reconstruction?"

     Kozo opened up his briefcase and began to shuffle through 

its contents to give himself time to contain his rage at this fat, ugly, 

self-important old man who treated everyone else like garbage.  He 

just wanted to finish his job and get the hell out of there.

     "As you can see from these reports," Kozo explained in a 

carefully neutral tone as he handed the mayor a small stack of 

printouts, "the reconstruction has finally been finished.  While it 

did take longer than initially projected, the whole undertaking was 

completed well under budget.  Not to mention that the buildings 

have been reinforced should this happen again."

     Kozo frowned as he said the last bit.  The presidents of IHI 

had insisted on the reinforcement, at least by memo.  When he had, 

by memo, pointed out that would raise the cost beyond their initial 

expectations, the presidents had quickly agreed to cover the extra 

cost themselves.  'The reason?' he had written.  'Just in case,' had 

come their reply.

     Gen-ji laughed a bit before he started to choke and then had 

to stop.  "I think we both know the likelyhood of that happening 

again.  It's not a bet any sane man would take.  Besides, I managed 

to get the insurance companies to modify their contracts.  So if by 

some freak occurrence another robot does come rampaging 

through the city, the cost of repairs should be covered."

     Kozo began to relax.  By some miracle, the mayor seemed 

to be in a good mood.  Perhaps his luck was finally starting to 

change.  Maybe it was even enough to risk asking Sakuya out to 

dinner to discuss the possibility of her changing employers.  

"You're right, sir.  I think if either of us have anything to worry 

about, it doesn't involve giant robots."

     Gen-ji chuckled again, then with a small shrug, reached 

into his precious supply of cigars and offered Kozo one.  "I guess I 

misjudged you, kid.  You're all right.  Here, have a cigar."

     Kozo didn't smoke.  He didn't even like to be in the same 

room with someone who smoked, which had made the past week 

even harder, but knowing a refusal would ruin the fragile pleasant 

mood, he accepted it with a small nod of thanks.

     "Yes, this whole week has shown me how easy I had it 

before," Gen-ji said as he leaned back in his worn out chair and 

stuck the new cigar in his mouth.  "From now on, this job is going 

to seem like a breeze."

     "Oh, Gen-chan," Sakuya called out to the mayor as she 

stuck her head, as well as her chest, into his office.  "Turn on the 

news.  They've just reported that another giant robot is heading 

directly for the city."

     Kozo considered taking up smoking.

     Gen-ji fell out of his chair.



     The indoor testing area of the IHI R&D lab was a massive 

rectangular room, four stories tall with walls of reinforced concrete 

and a retractable ceiling made of armor plating.  It had been made 

to withstand even the most explosive of failures, especially after 

the one that had taken out the old lab some dozen years ago.  

Despite its age, the walls were already pitted and scorched, the 

ceiling covered with small bumps and protrusions.

     Normally a dreary sort of place, the entire room had been 

given a makeover from floor to ceiling.  The floor had been 

arraigned with tiles that spelled out 'Magical Mecha Princess Ami-

chan,' but in much too massive letters for anyone not looking down 

through the new temporary glass ceiling to make out.  Even if 

someone were able to ascend to this vantage point, most of the 

letters were completely obscured by the large stage, rows and rows 

of chairs for the press, and even a complimentary buffet, consisting 

mainly of sweets and baked goods made with the new MMPA 

logo: a heart with butterfly wings.

     Junko noticed none of this as she entered the room.  

Instead, her focus was immediately seized by a pink blur that was 

zooming all over the massive chamber like a hyperactive 

hummingbird.  When it suddenly stopped and hovered before her, 

Junko gasped in surprise.  Whatever she had been expecting, it 

sure wasn't this.

     The overall coloration of the armor, and the suit the person 

was wearing underneath, was dominated by pink, with touches of 

white, and the occasion grey highlight.  The chest piece was 

shaped like a massive heart in the front, ending at a metallic 

imitation of a short skirt.  From the back sprouted four wing-like 

protrusions that vaguely resembled small butterfly wings, which 

moved back and forth slightly as the figure continued to hover in 

place.

     Hands and feet were covered by metallic elbow-length 

gloves and knee-height boots, secured by thinner arm and thigh 

pieces to the main body.  The helmet was basically a half-sphere 

with two tiny antenna-like protrusions and a pink visor to protect 

the face of the pilot.  While it did make her features a bit vague, 

Junko had no trouble at all realizing who the pilot was.

     "Emi!" Junko shouted.

     "No!" the figured exclaimed in an amplified voice as it 

posed while still floating in mid-air.  "I am the Magical Mecha 

Princess Ami-chan!  You must have me confused with some other 

incredibly cute but still normal girl."

     "Emi," Junko repeated seriously.  "There's no way anyone 

with a half a brain isn't going to be able to figure out it's you in 

there."

     "How can you say that?" Michiko protested.  "Her disguise 

is perfect!  Why if I hadn't seen her put on the suit before with my 

own eyes, I would have never realized that my own daughter had 

become such a paragon of magical girls!"

     *Where's the magic in a hardsuit?* Junko thought in mild 

irritation, though at the same time realizing this was somewhat 

hypocritical.  Akito seemed to work like magic, but being the 

product of an alien race, could just be of a sufficiently advanced 

technology that only seemed like magic.

     *Magic is part of your race's expertise,* Akito suddenly 

replied to her query, slipping into lecture mode.  *I was 

constructed during the brief transitional period from the dominance 

of magic to technology.  Sadly, much of the magical research was 

lost in the great fire of...*

     *Shut up!* Junko thought in anger as she gnashed her 

teeth.  As if she didn't have enough to deal with at the moment.  

She suddenly noticed that Emi was giving her a very odd look and 

snapped, "What?  What is it?"

     "You're so clever to have guessed it was me, Ju-chan!" Emi 

suddenly exclaimed, the amplification bringing her usual shout to 

near deafening levels.  "The way you're holding the hand of my 

mommy, it's just like you're my older, smarter sister!"

     Junko and Michiko quickly glanced at each other, then 

almost fearfully looked down to realize that they had both 

somehow forgotten that they were still holding hands.  They 

released their grip on each other at ninja-like speeds before turning 

away from each other in absolute disgust over what Emi had just 

suggested.  It was bad enough they needed to deal with each other, 

but to be related... Both shuddered in revulsion.

     "I need a snack," Junko said quickly, racing over to the 

buffet table before anyone could stop her.  She glanced over the 

food, but still felt much to ill to eat.  Her real mom had hadn't 

exactly been the paragon of motherhood, but to compare her with 

that... spoiled woman, it was bordering on insult.

     "Why hello there," said a gentle woman with long forest 

green hair that had been finishing setting up the buffet with a few 

decorative touches.  She was wearing an apron, but Junko had a 

feeling that she was more than a simpler caterer.  "You must be 

Emi-chan's friend, Junko."

     "Ahh, yeah, hi," Junko replied nervously, not liking the 

intent stare this woman was giving her.

     "Oh, you're a tomboy, aren't you?" the woman nearly 

squealed in delight. "You remind me of little Ats-chan when she 

was your age, always climbing trees or playing in the mud..."

     "Mom!" Atsuko shouted as she suddenly appeared red-

faced by the woman's side.  She was dressed in a dark grey ninja 

outfit whose color seemed to blend seamlessly with the stone 

walls.  Junko was a bit surprised to see that she was also visibly 

armed, with a sword in its sheath slipped under her belt.

     "That reminds me.  I nearly forgot to return something to 

Emi-chan.  Bye!" the woman said hurriedly, then vanished right 

before Junko's eyes.  Yet another ninja.  Junko idly wondered if 

everyone who worked for the Ishiyamas were masters of the 

martial arts.

     "That was my mother Tamiko," Atsuko explained with 

obvious irritation, glancing at the spot where the woman had 

recently stood.  "She's as obsessed with cute like everyone else 

around here."

     "She seemed really nice," Junko said nervously, not 

wanting to be the cause of a family feud.  Besides, there had been 

something a bit scary about the woman that the plain girl couldn't 

quite explain.  "She kind of reminds me of my own mom.  I guess 

all mothers are a bit like that, seeing their daughters as cute, no 

matter what the reality of the situation is."

     "Yeah, well, looks like they're about to start.  I better get 

ready," Atsuko replied uncomfortably before vanishing.

     *Must be a sensitive subject.  Hope I didn't offend her,* 

Junko thought with a touch of anxiety.  The teenage ninja seemed 

to be the only person on the city that could see her side of the Emi 

situation.  The normally independent girl had to admit it was a 

comfort to know there was someone else in your corner.

     "She'll be fine," Tamiko said, reappearing suddenly, now 

holding a familiar stuffed rabbit in her arms.  "My daughter grew 

up to be such a serious young lady, just like her father.  They both 

need a bit of teasing occasionally so they don't get too stuffy.  

Besides, sometimes it's fun to be a tease, isn't it?"

     Junko found the woman's grin infectious and couldn't help 

smiling herself.  "I guess so, Tamiko-san."

     "No need to be so formal with me, Junko.  Just Tamiko will 

do," the woman said, still smiling, as she pat the plain girl gently 

on the head.  "Emi was wondering if you'd hold Usagi-kun for 

her."

     "Sure," Junko replied, accepting the stuffed bunny with 

open arms, even though she could feel Akito's mild apprehension.

     "Enjoy the show.  I've got to get back to work," Tamiko 

said as she faded away for the second time.

     *I guess she's only a little bit like my mom,* Junko thought 

before finding herself a good vantage point to view the stage, as far 

from the blast radius as she could manage.  The plain girl couldn't 

shake the feeling of impending disaster.

     If a stuffed animal could think, Usagi-kun's expression 

seemed to be wondering why all little girls felt the need to squeeze 

him so tight.  Or perhaps he was preparing himself for more pain to 

come.



     The press slowly filtered into the room, glancing about at 

the things now covered and concealed, so that nothing gave away 

the true and mysterious purpose of this press conference.  The 

guessing game of the scientist had been of no help, but each one 

had made a special note of the guesses of their rival reporters to 

include somewhere in their articles.

     Shuji looked like a man who had run a marathon through a 

blazing desert as he leaned on the podium for support and looked 

out over the press now assembled in neat rows before him.  

Somehow they more intimidating now than the crowd outside 

when he couldn't really tell just how many of them there were.

     Cue cards suddenly materialized before him.  He speed 

read through them before clearing his voice and said with the last 

tatters of his confidence, "Welcome ladies and gentleman to the 

Ishiyama Heavy Industries R&D facility.  Please forgive our 

unfortunate delay.  It was necessary for the extra care and attention 

required for this special event."

     As Shuji cleared his throat again, the cue cards seemed to 

change on their own.  "Here now to explain this project are the co-

presidents of IHI, Michiko and Ryuji Ishiyama."

     More polite applause followed as Michiko and Ryuji joined 

the dazed scientist from opposite ends of the stage, who each 

waved courteously to the crowd with microphones in hand.

     Ryuji started, "Since the creation of IHI, we have worked 

diligently in expanding our fledgling business to fulfill every want 

and need of the people of Japan.  We have striven to provide every 

product and every service that our customers could need or desire.  

Except for one."

     Michiko nodded with a slight smile to her husband as he 

stood beside her and slipped his free hand into hers.  She 

continued, "However, today we plan to rectify that oversight.  For 

on this very stage you will witness more than some product or 

service we could provide you.  You will witness the birth of a 

legend."

     "Ladies and gentlemen, it is our profound pleasure to 

present to you the first corporate-sponsored magical girl..." Ryuji 

trailed off, squeezing his wife's hand as she joined him in 

announcing, "Magical Mecha Princess Ami-chan!"

     The press murmured to each other in confusion as the lights 

dimmed.  Was this some sort of practical joke?  The co-presidents 

were know to sometimes take a light approach to business, but it 

was an insult of the highest order to drag them all out there under 

false pretenses, in order to watch some new teen idol perform stage 

magic in order to promote their products.  They were all serious 

journalists; they didn't have time for such fluff.

     "Hello everyone!" shouted a cute girl's voice from 

somewhere above the stage as the lights flared back to life.  The 

lights faded back to normal levels, revealing a girl a shiny pink 

armored suit suspended in mid-air.  "Magical Mecha Princess 

Ami-chan is here to save the city from rampaging robots, mutant 

animals, and the occasion bad-tempered magical girl!"

     Most of the press were less than impressed.  The 

murmuring that had died down began to gather in strength once 

again.  Silence returned, however, when the magical girl zipped 

over their heads at speeds that not only couldn't be faked, but 

ripped pens and notebooks right of their hands, and scattered hats 

and toupees all over the room.

     "What you're witnessing is a magical girl with the aid of the 

latest technological achievements our company has to offer," 

Michiko explained to the stunned crowd whose eyes were locked 

on Ami's aerial acrobatics.  The magical girl twirled and spun 

through the air with a natural grace, which she had achieved after 

only a day of intense practice.  She was still rough around the 

edges, but the crowd was still too awed to notice.

     All except one little girl who was doing her best to ignore 

the bitterness welling up inside her.  Junko had had one thing that 

made her more special than Emi could ever be, but the little brat 

had to take that away from her too.  *Wait until there's a disaster.  

Then they'll see whose the real magical girl in this city.*

     "Powered flight is only one of the many marvels that this 

power suit contains," Ryuji said.  "Ami, why don't you give them a 

little example of your other special powers?"

     "Okay!" Ami agreed quickly, flying back to the center of 

the room where she had first appeared.  Posing dramatically with 

her legs together and her arms outstretched, palms up, she 

declared, "Blinding Love Flash!"

     A pink light enveloped the room, as if filling it up with a 

oddly pleasant luminescent fog.  It took several minutes to fade, 

but to the people dazed by its effects, it seemed to happen in an 

instant.  As the light vanished, the magical girl who created it 

seemed to have disappeared with it.  The press looked all around 

for any sign or her while blinking away the pink spots still 

lingering before their eyes.

     "Burning Heart Comet Attack!"  They heard the cry from 

above, looking up just in time to see a large pink sphere-like object 

hurtling right towards them.  All but the most stalwart of 

journalists screamed and fled for their lives.  The others wished 

that they hadn't drank so much coffee from the buffet table.

     "Fooled you," Ami said with a giggle as she stopped with a 

little effort, only a foot or so away from plowing into rows of 

recently vacated seats.  Still giggling, she flew away to land 

daintily upon the podium, Michiko and Ryuji to either side, each 

grinning like the proud parents they were.

     "And that was only but a small sample of what our new 

magical girl is capable of," Michiko announced as the press slowly 

resumed their seats, most looking like rabbits who had only 

narrowly escaped the hungry lion.

     "Excuse me," one reporter interrupted very hesitantly, 

raising his hand as if he expected Ami to race over and bite it off at 

any moment.

     "The question and answer session will follow after the 

demonstration.  Please be patient a little longer," Ryuji told the 

man, wonder why he seemed almost afraid of his daughter.

     The reporter swallowed nervously, but didn't lower his 

hand just yet.  "Yes, but I thought you'd like to know... I just heard 

over the radio there's a giant robot heading straight for the city."

     "She's even earlier than expected," Michiko whispered to 

her husband.  "Still, we're almost done with this press conference.  

I don't see the harm in letting a little of the city get destroyed."

     Ryuji nodded in agreement, but their daughter had other 

ideas.

     Magical Mecha Princess Ami posed once more, this time 

with her feet planted firmly and her fist upraised to the heavens.  

"Have no fear, good citizens!  Your number one magical girl is 

here to save you from the malicious schemes of that evil robot!  Up 

and away!"

     Ami became a tower of pink energy as with a burst of 

speed she flew up and through the glass ceiling, sending bits of 

glass raining down all over the press, who once again were forced 

to scramble to avoid injury.

     Junko growled as she absented-mindedly squeezed the 

stuffed bunny in her arms nearly to the breaking point.  *That... 

spoiled brat!  How dare she?  That's my robot to wreck!*

     *Perhaps you should put down that stuffed animal before 

you tear it in two, Junko,* Akito commented dryly.  *Then duck 

into one of the many side rooms here so you can transform.  I 

doubt a device made by humans could ever hope to emulate even 

the smallest particle of my functionality, so your little friend is in 

grave danger.*

     *Right!  Once I save Emi for the second time, maybe she'll 

give up on this magical girl nonsense,* Junko thought, but she 

couldn't just drop Usagi-kun on the floor and bolt.  Tamiko had 

trusted her with it, and Junko never liked breaking a promise.

     "Obasan, catch!" Junko shouted as she raced over to 

Michiko and tossed the bunny into her arms before running off in 

search of a restroom.

     "I am not an old lady!" Michiko shouted back in rage, but 

the object of her disaffection was already long gone.



     Lady Morgana had wisely included a comfortable place to 

sit as one of the many features of her latest and greatest technical 

marvel.  The only problem was that not even a genius of her 

caliber could have foreseen the need to accommodate more than 

one person.  So the interior of her giant robot was a bit cramped at 

the moment, especially with Rei-Rei's nearly ceaseless bickering.

     "Be silent!" Lady Morgana commanded as she struggled to 

reach for the control panel, which one of the Rei's was sitting on.  

After someone's tampering with her last creation's AI, she had 

decided that this one had to be piloted manual to avoid such error.

     "Hai, sempai!" Rei-Rei immediately shouted back.

     Lady Morgana had recently awoken from her beauty rest, 

not that she ever needed it, to find herself confronted by not one 

android assistant, but two.  After a few experiments, she 

discovered that the new Rei was actually human.

     A puzzle, but not a difficult one for someone of her 

intellect.  It was obvious that in an attempt to curry her favor, the 

human Rei had designed plans for an android assistant based on 

herself.  But after seeing how well the android performed after 

Lady Morgana had perfected the designs and completed the 

machine, grew jealous of the simulacrum that bore her likeness.  

Hence their proposal that their mistress chose which was to be her 

assistant.

     Lady Morgana, however, knew that her magnificence was 

much more than one assistant could hope to handle, so had dubbed 

them 'Rei-Rei' and said from now on they are work together in 

order to help her wreak her vengeance upon the city and slowly 

take over the world.  If only they didn't squabble so much.

     From the corner of the view screen not obscured by Rei's 

posterior, she could see the city looming before her, as if waiting 

for her arrival.  "Ohohohoho!  We shouldn't disappoint them then.  

Right, girls?"

     "Right, sempai!" Rei-Rei quickly agreed before returning to 

their staring contest.

     And the massive automaton ponderously made its way 

towards the city, which knew exactly what was about to hit it.





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