With Apologies to The Teflon Cat, whose fic I am also currently CnCing.
On top of Jusendo,
Down on bended knees,
Akane was doll-like,
Cause of Saffy's keys
The hot one did shrink her,
And she became small,
Alas for poor Ranma,
Who started to maul
That Ol' God-King Saffron,
Thought he was so 1337
Too bad he was shredded,
Like yesterday's wheat.
Akane was rescued,
And didn't go to the ground,
But there still ain't no wedding,
Ranma doth got a pound.
(From a mallet, see? Get it? Huh?)
This is the end.
I'm evil.
Pure evil. And I love each and every one of youse.
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Jerry Levine
Patch Monkey
"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the
operations of pure chance..."
patchmonkey@patchmonkey.net jlevine@wam.umd.edu
maddhatter@earthling.net jerry@jancomm.com
AIM: maddxhattr
http://www.patchmonkey.net
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