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If Cabbits Were Horses
If cabbits were horses, horses would be a lot smaller
And they could fly by turning into large spaceships
If cabbits were horses, there would be a lot less lettuce
And a lot more carrots
Warfare would probably be more difficult, because
how can you fight such a cute thing?
If cabbits were horses, little children wouldn't ask for a rabbit or a cat.
They would ask for a cabbit.
We could fly through space in giant miaoing crystals
Wouldn't that just be the swellest?
If cabbits were horses, that's what we'd do
If cabbits were horses, maybe we'd have little girls
With red eyes and blue hair and the merged souls of trees
Maybe we'd have cyan-haired space pirates
And angry princesses and little scientists
Maybe that's how it would be if cabbits were horses
If cabbits were horses, there would have been a lot less
Horseback riding in Old West shows
Instead, maybe we would watch as cute little things
With big floppy ears and a great appetitite for carrots
Ran around.
Hehe.
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Jerry Levine
Patch Monkey
"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the
operations of pure chance..."
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