Subject: [FFML] Re: [fusion][R1/2/Avengers] Avenging Chapter 6: Weighty Matters
From: Miashara
Date: 11/28/2000, 4:51 PM
To: DB Sommer
CC: ffml@fanfic.com

Must defeat the dark powers or laziness. Must.



On Sun, 15 Oct 2000, DB Sommer wrote:

 

Not was not as if Nabiki really cared who won, though if she were running a



"Not was not"?



Satisfied all was the same as it was before she entered the room, she

departed with one last glance of disbelief at the circular object.



It really was unbelievable.



Huzzah, huzzah. I'm very curious about the 'hubcap.' 



"I thought you always said, 'it's best to fight in a variety of different

surroundings because they more accurately reflected potential fields of

combat you'll likely find yourself in, rather than the staid conditions of

an ordinary dojo'," Ranma quoted.



But then, sometimes one does fight in the dojo. Unlikely an event as it

may be, it does happen, his father replied.

 

As Ranma tried deciding which set of red shirt and black pants to wear, he



snort



"An inquisitive nature is always a good attribute for any potential wife,"

Genma happily pointed out.



Unless you maintain a secret identity as a crime fighter and his sidekick.

 

he had taken the time to locate and wrap up a real hubcap to throw people

off in case someone got too inquisitive.



I'm really beginning to notice in this chapter that you're making Ranma

more intelligent than he usually comes across as. Whether it will be

enough to overcome his usual mental disadvantages and bad habits is what I

want to know.

 

"It's so nice of Ranma to help out Nabiki. It'll prove how well they get

along," Kasumi said, thinking they did make as nice a looking couple as

Ranma would with Akane.



"Yeah, it'll almost be like they're practically married," Akane quickly

added, smiling at this unexpected opportunity to bring the two closer

together.



Wonderful. Now Ranma's having his life plagued by not just the fathers but

the Tendo trio as well. I bet he's got to be real happy about this.

 

"Now wait just a minute," Ranma repeated, this time for a whole set of

different reasons. "I didn't say I wouldn't fight. I'd be glad to put some

slow, overweight guy in a giant diaper in his place."



And I see the answer to my previous question is no. He just fails more

gracefully.

 

The rumbling seemed to reach its peak, then in one quick motion the entryway

 to the dojo slid back to reveal the source of all the noise. A troop of at



I got an extra space there. It may just be my email client.

 

by the bright glare of sunlight that seemed to rise from behind him. But the

burning image faded as the sun lowered behind the wall surrounding the

Tendou grounds, and allowed the others to clearly see the challenger.



comma unnecessary

 

Yes, I'm still big on that. 



He was the largest of the men present, standing six feet tall and weighing

at least six hundred pounds, dressed in a huge white kimono that could have

doubled as a tent. A very wide, six hundred pounds. He was more akin to a

mountain, or at least a foothill, than a human being. Luckily, the entryway

to the dojo was wide, and allowed him to enter without having to turn

sideways. But perhaps the most curious characteristic of all was that the

man was clearly a gaijin. A Caucasian, to be specific.



If my memory serves, last I checked the current reigning Sumo champ was

700 and something. You may want to beef the blob up, as I recall him as

being more than human.

 

"Sorry for the delay," the man said in heavily accented Japanese. "Me and

the boys got hungry on the way over and decided to dine at an all you can

eat sushi bar. But then the owner keeled over from a heart attack as soon as

we entered and it postponed the meal and made us even later."



I'd nix that then, you seem to have a lot of them, and add a comma after

entered.



Blob rubbed his belly as he smirked. It didn't make a bit of difference to

him if they tried to take him two-on-one. He had fought a whole dojo once

and defeated everyone.



Dojo's don't exactly move that fast, though. Methinks Ranma and Nabs are a

bit more capable than your average wooden building.

 

Case in point: seeing the Blob wear nothing but a too tiny g-string.



I really didn't want to think about that, thanks.

 

"This is easily the most traumatic thing I've ever had to see," Nabiki said

dryly, though with an amount of disgust that, while more reserved, was equal

to Ranma's.



I'd get rid of the comma after dryly and though, but thats just me.

 

Actually it was lost on the men too.



I'm noticing the humor in this started slowly and is building. I like it.

 

"Then we can all get counseling to try to get over the effects of what's

just happened," Nabiki added.



wondeful. I can hear all sorts of connotations in her voice and its

written.

 

Okay, it was that bad, but the others were somewhat used to the unusual, and

therefore they adapted to the situation, looking everywhere higher than

waist level on the huge roll of fat that stomped his foot down and prepared

for combat.



Given that Sumo has very specialized rules, I'd surprised they don't lay

out the victory conditions before the fight.

 

the floor and redoubled his efforts to pry it out, but still his fist

wouldn't budge a centimeter.



You're mixing metric and english. I would recommend picking a story and

sticking to it.

 

"Ha! Whatcha' going to do now, lightweight?" The Blob began laughing hard, a

deep nasally thing that involved a lot of snorting and caused him to jiggle

like a bowl full of jelly... on a lifeboat  in the middle of a typhoon.



nasally intentional? extra space            ^^



"Hardly. You should see what he can do with a cream pie," Genma said

ominously.



And we see that there are no depths DB will not go too to make a joke.

Were they not really funny, I would be saddened.

 

ones. A hard slap to the Blob's ear stunned him further, and a stomp into

the big man's foot made him crash to the ground hard, shaking the dojo to

its foundations. Several more hard blows landed before the Blob regained his

footing and prepared to fight back.



perhaps a vicious attack instead? repitition of the word hard and all.

 

It quickly became obvious as the fight progressed that Sumo techniques were

ineffectual as Ranma deftly avoided every one of them and, retaliated with a



nix comma



Nabiki's eyes took on a calculated gleam. "I wouldn't want to be accused of

preferring one of my sister's over the other. Since I love both of you

equally, it's only fair that both of you go out with him. Besides, don't you

think it's best that Ranma has equal opportunity to see which of his two

potential fiancees is the one most suited for him?"



Wow. Thats straight up kinky. Go Ranma.

 

Standing on her toes, Nabiki unleashed the Anything Goes Osculation

Technique (without tongue. There were limits, even for Nabiki)



I'm sure you've heard it before. but eeeewwww.

 

The Blob panicked as he felt his feet lose contact with the ground before he

could regain control. Without it, his mutant power was useless and he became



comma after useless



balance and at last forced the Blob off his shoulders and down in the

direction that he wanted him to go...



...headfirst into the koi pond.



You do know fat poeple float, right? And someone as portly as the Blob,

unless he's especially dense, would pop right to the surface like a cork?

Ranma could stand on the guy and they'd still not sink. Or is this

authorial license?

 

"And in all of the names of the gods above, do you swear never ever, ever to

wear a g-string again?"



The feet began kicking forcefully once more. In response, Nabiki, Soun,

Genma, and Akane helped hold the Blob where he was. After a full minute of

struggling passed, a reluctant, "yes" again emerged from the pond.



A true victory for the forces of good.

 

Genma tried to console him. His claim that "Money isn't everything," was met

by an angry, "Obviously it doesn't mean anything to you since you don't have

any and are content to leach off mine." Ranma followed as Genma tried to



followed who?



Kasumi gave her normal sweet smile, which caused Nabiki even further worry.

Kasumi said, "Akane and I decided the fairest thing to do would be for both

of us to go out with Ranma together, as in at the same time."



Nabiki stared at her sisters, slack-jawed. "But that means-"



-Ranma is so lucky Miashara just pounded his head repeatedly into a brick

wall? Why yes, yes it does. Now if this were real instead of fictitious,

I'd really be green.

 

actually found their tension drift away for a moment as they found

themselves, while not necessarily attracted (they told themselves), not

quite as disinterested in their date as they were a moment ago.



I'd switch attracted and a different word. Interested would be my

suggestion. As is, there is some ambiguity as "date" seems to be refering

to both the event and the person with whom it will be held.

 

"Why don't we find a middle ground? You don't refer to me in any

affectionate culinary terms, and I won't kick you in the balls hard enough

to make them come out your backside?"



That would seem to be very fair to me.

 

"Oh yeah. I knew from the moment you sucked my face you were steaming hot

for me. But don't worry, I like playing things slow. There's no reason we

can't go on several dates first before we go back to my place and do the

horizontal mambo. Got the bed specially re-enforced so I can give you a real

wild ride." He swayed his hips to add to the effect of the come on.



Oh God.



"These girls are scary," he murmured under his breath.



"But cute." he didn't say a moment later.

 

On the whole:

Little development of how the Tendo's and Ranma both have absolutely no

idea what's going through the other's head. I noticed this seemed to have

lots more Ranma dialogue than usual. And you put the blob in the g-string.

Two of the above were good, one made me violently ill. Respectively, so

keep your dirty mind away from my sweat, pure, and innocent one. 



As always, I'm happy to see new chapters of this as I love the way you

write Ranmarian social interactions. Yes, it's a word. I invented it. 



Miashara

-Almost through with the backlog on this computer. Then I get to start on

my _other_ computer and the really late ones. 







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