Note: This is because I haven't written my real stuff in some time. I'm
lazy, and picking up bad habits.
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...Insanity Later
By Patch Monkey
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Rei looked around at the other assembled scouts. Ami was looking
through a math textbook; Makoto was talking about what she was going to cook
for tomorrow; Minako was gushing about the cute guy who had just came over
to the school - Ran-something-or-other; and Usagi was reading her manga.
Her manga.
While eating cookies and milk.
All over her manga.
"Usagi! AHHHH! Stop eating all over my manga!"
"But what else should I do? I want to read them and eat at the same
time!"
Rei went to grab the manga away from Usagi, but Usagi resisted. Then
the inevitable happened.
"Arrg! Usagi! You got milk all over my new manga!"
"I'm sorry Rei!"
Rei began to turn a reddish hue. "USAGI! It's so much nicer when
you're Serenity, and you aren't such a klutz!"
Ami looked over at Rei. "Rei, why don't you try that thing you saw on
TV?"
"Do you think it'll work?
Makoto piped up. "It certainly can't hurt to try."
"Fine. I'll do it." Rei opened her mouth and began chanting.
"SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!!!"
- Fin -
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Jerry Levine
Patch Monkey
"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the
operations of pure chance..."
patchmonkey@patchmonkey.net jlevine@wam.umd.edu
maddhatter@earthling.net jerry@jancomm.com
AIM: maddxhattr
http://www.patchmonkey.net
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