MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just one little scene I HAD to write!
Thanks to everyone who sent praise for "A New Senshi"! (You know
who you are.) Without you, I never would have wrote this. (Aren't you
sorry you wrote now?) Who knows, I might actually continue this bit
of insanity!
Ja Ne!
Slacker
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"Remember, a fair fight only happens
because of poor planning on your part."
---Sailor Nemesis
I am...(Drumroll, please)...Slacker!
KSC, Knight of Discordia, Lord of Discord (Hail Eris!)
Member of the Church of Ami & Makoto
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Don't hurt me, please. I don't own these
people, and this little bit of insanity is due
to way too much caffeine. (Mmmmm, caffeine.
Blessed substance. Who needs sleep, anyways?)
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"A New Senshi Helper."
A Ranma 1/2 Spamfic.
By Slacker (r_heins@yahoo.com)
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Ranma sat on a rooftop in a fancy tuxedo
and stared at the rose in his hand. The Sailor
Senshi were in a battle below him. The newly
dubbed "Sailor Terra" was doing a great deal of
damage, and not just to the youma the Senshi
were fighting. Ranma looked down at the fight.
He considered the words and instincts bubbling
up from the back of his mind. He made a choice.
<No way in HELL!>
He threw the rose over his shoulder as he
stood up and called out his motivational
message to the Senshi.
"Hey! Sailor Terra! Kick that things ass!"
The Senshi all turned to stare at him. He
shrugged. "WHAT? Why are you staring at me?"
"'Kick that things ass'?" Mercury asked in
a disbelieving tone.
"I sure wasn't gonna say 'Defeat it in the
name of love!' or some crap like that." Tuxedo
Ranma said with a shrug. "So, bacon-breath,
you gonna kill it, or what?"
"I told you not to call me that!!! TERRA
BOLT!" Sailor Terra yelled and threw a huge
ball of energy at Tuxedo Ranma which hit him
and sent him flying. Then Terra turned towards
the youma, pulled out a red umbrella
from...somewhere, and cracked her knuckles.
"And as for you...."
The youma didn't last long after that.
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Author's Notes:
I got bored. And this scene has been in my
head ever since I wrote "A New Senshi." Need I
say more? Didn't think so. (Ain't boredom and
caffeine a wonderful combination?)
Ja Ne!
Slacker
11/8/00