Here's some ideas:
M/Cologne - Bond, never it my 3000 years of service in the MI6 have such
a crime been so arrogantly and ruthlessly done. I want him dead. Use
whatever means you have to as long as he never sees the light of day
again.
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Q/Happosai - Here is my pride and joy. (holds out a pipe)
Bond - What does it do?
Q - It can fire almost any kind of ammunition plus... -turns toward
practice dummy and ignites it with a puff from the pipe-
Bond - You always light up my life Q. -notices something on the table-
Panties? What are...
Q - Hey! That's part of my collection.
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Goldfinger - Meet Oddjob. -turns to fat man- Oddjob, show Mr. Bond how
we take care of our guests.
Oddjob/Genma -takes off toupee and throws it at a statue-
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NickNack/Ebiten - I wish you good luck, yes?
Bond - Why's that?
NickNack - You kill Sir, and all of Nekonron belong to me.
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Pussy Galore/Akane - M- m- my- name is... Ooh, it's too embarrasing!
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