Goody! Public C&C! ^_^ I've always wanted some of this!
Since they're so short, I'll send another.
Where�s That Pokemon?
by Nidoking
Yeah, yeah... it's a spamfic. But who am I not to nitpick? ^_^
... Juliet? Wherefore art thou, Juliet? (And I think that's a proper
usage to boot!)
�Pikachu!� shouted Ash, cupping his hands over his mouth. �Where
are
you?�
Misty lifted the lid of a nearby garbage can. �Nope, it�s not in
here,� she announced.
I always thought Pikachu was a guy ^_^ I'd think they have been
familiar with
the Pokemon enough to merit 'he' instead of 'it'
You'd think... but I have never heard any Pokemon referred to in the
show by any gender-specific pronoun. In "The Portal" (my Pokemon story
set ten years into the future), my characters refer to their more
familiar Pokemon by gender - and Pikachu is a "she." Not entirely
arbitrary choice, but I don't think there's any canon support one way or
the other.
�I have to find Pikachu!� fretted Ash, kneading his hands through
his hair.
�Calm down, Ash,� advised Misty. �We�ll find Pikachu!�
Tracey ran up to the pair, panting heavily. As he caught his
breath,
he slowly shook his head. �No good. I showed my sketch to everyone in
town. Nobody�s seen your Pikachu.�
Ash: (deadpan) Er... nevermind that Pikachu looks abt the same as
_all_ the
Pikachus in the world?
Maybe this part of the world is otherwise devoid of Pikachus?
�This is a disaster! How can I become a Pokemon Master without my
Pikachu?�
Ash: Forget the friendship and companionship that we gained after all
that we
have gone through, for I am OOC ASH!!!
Satoshi: 'Course, all that friendship and companionship speeches may
have
simply come from the dub.
Ash: (nods sadly)
Plus Ash still has his ego problem despite all of the friendship
speeches... how do we know that all of that friendliness business isn't
just a ruse so that Pikachu will obey him? (No, that's really more of a
joke than a personal belief. I also believe that Ash and Pikachu are
friends, so bringing this point up for debate will get you nowhere.)
�The fact that you can�t keep track of your own Pokemon shows
that
you�re a poor trainer,� said Misty, crossing her arms.
�Please Misty, don�t start getting angry at me again. Just help
me
find Pikachu...�
Misty was ready with another witty remark,
Ash: Like the first one wasn't witty enough... OWW! Misty, my EAR!!
OWW!!
Misty's voice had already begun to grate his poor, belabored eardrums.
(Just saw the Sailor Moon ep yesterday where they broke out of their
bonds and destroyed a fishtank with their high-pitched scream/whines.
Hilarious!)
but she saw that Ash
really cared about finding Pikachu, and decided to apologize instead.
�Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiika!�
�Misty, was that supposed to be a joke?�
Misty shook her head. �I didn�t say anything!�
�Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiika!� came the eerie cry again.
Tracey: He must be taking a dump.
TRACEY: I must sketch that!
�That sounded like your Pikachu!� said Tracey.
Brock: What was your first clue?
:: cameo :: :: cameo ::
(Brock waves a peace sign)
Another Brock lover... you meet so many of those. Do YOU know what
happened with Professor Ivy?
Ash grabbed Tracey by the collar. �Where is it coming from? You
have
to tell me!�
�I can�t! It�s too hard to think when you�re shaking me so hard!�
Ash: (stops) You THINK? That's news to me...
Hey! Tracey actually knows all about the Orange Islands... more than we
can say for Ash, who can't even identify many Pokemon that he's already
seen without pulling out his Pokedex!
Ash let go of Tracey. �Thank you. This city is known for its
remarkable
echo producing properties, so it�s impossible to tell where the sound
is
coming from. However, I believe that it may be a cry for help.�
Tracey: Or for my earlier analysis, taking a dump... whatever. Whose
to know?
Pikachu, probably. Maybe it's calling for a roll of TP?
�Do you think Team Rocket might have your Pikachu?� asked Misty.
�Prepare for trouble!� came a shout from behind them.
�Make it double!� The group turned to see Team Rocket standing in
front of a tree.
�To protect the world from devastation!�
�To unite all peoples within our nation!�
�Give me back my Pikachu!� shouted Ash.
�TO DENOUNCE the evils of truth and love,� screamed Jessie, angry
at
the interruption.
�I�ve heard this enough before, you know.�
�TO EXTEND our reach ��
�Just give it back!�
�TO THE STARS above!�
Sailormoon: They do me proud, y'know?
Although to be fair to TR, they have many different sets of poses and
occasionally even change the words. SM adapts her speech to the
situation, but always uses exactly the same poses and transformation
sequences right up until she gets a new set, which will carry her for
another thirty episodes or so. Which is worse? You decide...
�We know you will �net� escape from us this time,� said Meowth,
throwing a net on top of Ash, Misty, and Tracey.
I say... very dub-like... it's almost scary.
*bows* Thank you. I was quite proud of that line for exactly that
reason.
Just as Meowth was about to puncture Ash, the far-off cry came
once
again. �Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiika!�
�Did you hear that?� asked Jessie.
James nodded. �It sounded like a Pikachu!�
Ash: Nooooooooo, really?
BROCK: Sorry. I've been practicing my Pikachu impression! Hope nobody
thought I was really Pikachu!
�Looks like Team Rocket�s blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaain!�
shouted
Jessie and James as Team Rocket and their Pokemon vanished into the
sky.
Ash: .......
Misty: ......
Tracey: ......
All: (shaking heads) Didn't see that one coming...
Team Rocket then landed right on top of Ash, making a huge Team-Rocket
shaped depression. Seconds later, a parachute canopy flies up out of the
hole and slowly floats down again. The Roadrunner appears next to the
hole, leaps into the air sticking its tongue out, and runs off in a
trail of white smoke.
TRACEY: Now THAT I didn't see coming.
�Pikachu, what are you doing there?� asked Ash.
Pikachu removed its hands from its eyes and smiled at him.
�Piiiiiiiiiika... BOO!�
Misty: Awwww..... ain't he so adorable?
PIKACHU: Pika! (zaps Misty)
MISTY: I take it back... not adorable at all...
Ash: I know I have to say something here, but I won't...
Tracey: I still say he was taking a dump.
PIKACHU: Pika! (zaps Tracey)
ASH: Hey, wow! Usually, if anyone's getting shocked, it's me! But this
time, I didn't get shocked! Thanks, Pikachu!
PIKACHU: Piiiikaaaa! (charges up huge blast and zaps Ash)
Just because I'll be sending Pokenet out today... ^_^
^_^ It was fun! ^_^
Yes it was! I enjoy doing this.
To denounce the evils of...
Peace and Love,
Jules
(Sorry, I just had to.)
- Nidoking
Welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" where we make things up as we go
along, whether they make sense or badger.
JOHNNY BRAVO: *sigh* The only woman I ever really loved... and she's
gone. I wonder if I'll ever get over - Hey! Nuggets!
JACKIE CHAN: Oh, sorry. I broke your spy camera! (pause) SPY CAMERA?!
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