Subject: [FFML] [spamfic][Pokemon] Where's That Pokemon?
From: Nidoking
Date: 10/30/2000, 11:56 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Since they're so short, I'll send another.

Where�s That Pokemon?
by Nidoking

    �Pikachu!� shouted Ash, cupping his hands over his mouth. �Where are
you?�
    Misty lifted the lid of a nearby garbage can. �Nope, it�s not in
here,� she announced.
    �I have to find Pikachu!� fretted Ash, kneading his hands through
his hair.
    �Calm down, Ash,� advised Misty. �We�ll find Pikachu!�
    Tracey ran up to the pair, panting heavily. As he caught his breath,
he slowly shook his head. �No good. I showed my sketch to everyone in
town. Nobody�s seen your Pikachu.�
    �This is a disaster! How can I become a Pokemon Master without my
Pikachu?�
    �The fact that you can�t keep track of your own Pokemon shows that
you�re a poor trainer,� said Misty, crossing her arms.
    �Please Misty, don�t start getting angry at me again. Just help me
find Pikachu...�
    Misty was ready with another witty remark, but she saw that Ash
really cared about finding Pikachu, and decided to apologize instead.
�Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiika!�
    �Misty, was that supposed to be a joke?�
    Misty shook her head. �I didn�t say anything!�
    �Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiika!� came the eerie cry again.
    �That sounded like your Pikachu!� said Tracey.
    Ash grabbed Tracey by the collar. �Where is it coming from? You have
to tell me!�
    �I can�t! It�s too hard to think when you�re shaking me so hard!�
Ash let go of Tracey. �Thank you. This city is known for its remarkable
echo producing properties, so it�s impossible to tell where the sound is
coming from. However, I believe that it may be a cry for help.�
    �Do you think Team Rocket might have your Pikachu?� asked Misty.
    �Prepare for trouble!� came a shout from behind them.
    �Make it double!� The group turned to see Team Rocket standing in
front of a tree.
    �To protect the world from devastation!�
    �To unite all peoples within our nation!�
    �Give me back my Pikachu!� shouted Ash.
    �TO DENOUNCE the evils of truth and love,� screamed Jessie, angry at
the interruption.
    �I�ve heard this enough before, you know.�
    �TO EXTEND our reach ��
    �Just give it back!�
    �TO THE STARS above!�
    �That does it!� shouted Ash. �Go Bulbasaur! Vine Whip them!�
Bulbasaur grabbed Jessie and James in its vines and held them aloft.
    �Jessie,� grunted Jessie, struggling to escape from the tendrils.
    �James,� groaned James, similarly seeking to extricate himself.
    �It�s no use,� said Jessie. �We�re just going to have to give up.
Team Twerp doesn�t want to hear our motto.�
    �Finally,� sighed Ash. �Bulbasaur, return!�
    As Team Rocket�s feet touched the ground, they struck dramatic
poses. �Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!�
    �Surrender now or prepare to fight!�
    �Meowth, that�s right!� finished Meowth, who had gone unnoticed the
whole time.
    �Ugh,� moaned Ash. �I should have known better than to let them go.�
    �Now, we�ve finally come up with a plan that can�t fail!� said
Jessie.
    �It�s completely foolproof!� added James.
    �We know you will �net� escape from us this time,� said Meowth,
throwing a net on top of Ash, Misty, and Tracey.
    �Hey! Let us out of here!� shouted Ash.
    �Gladly,� replied Jessie, �once you hand over the Pikachu.�
    �What are you talking about?� asked Ash. �You have my Pikachu!�
    �Don�t be so dense,� said James. �If we had your Pikachu, do you
think we�d be asking you to hand it over to us?�
    �He makes a good point, Ash,� Tracey pointed out.
    �Well, I don�t know where my Pikachu is, so your plan isn�t going to
work!�
    �I think the kid�s holding out on us,� said Meowth. �Maybe I can
poke some sense into him.� Meowth bared its claws and pointed them at
Ash. �Maybe now you�ll get the point!�
    Just as Meowth was about to puncture Ash, the far-off cry came once
again. �Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiika!�
    �Did you hear that?� asked Jessie.
    James nodded. �It sounded like a Pikachu!�
    �Then let�s leave these losers behind and find it!� snapped Jessie.
�Come on, Meowth, let�s go!�
    �Hey, don�t leave us here!� shouted Misty.
    �Sorry, kiddies,� said James, �but we�ve got a Pikachu to catch! Ta
ta!�
    Meowth leaned tantalizingly close to the net. �Next time you see
your precious Pikachu, it�ll be Team Rocket�s precious Pikachu!� It
reached into the net and poked Ash with its claw. Ash grabbed Meowth�s
paw and began to slice at the net with the extended claw. Within
seconds, the strand was severed, and the hastily woven net fell apart.
    �Rats!� fumed Jessie. �The brats have escaped!�
    �Our plan was foolproof, but it wasn�t twerp-proof!� agonized James.
    �Then we�ll have to rely on our Pokemon,� said Jessie. �Arbok, go!�
    �I�ll stop them. Weezing, go! Poison Gas attack!� Weezing began to
spread its poisonous gas around the area.
    Ash, coughing and blinded by the attack, grabbed a Pokeball and
threw it. �Chaaaaaaarizard!� shouted the Charizard, turning to attack
Ash. Arbok seized the opportunity to bite down hard on Charizard�s tail.
Screaming in pain, Charizard breathed its flaming breath at Arbok. The
flames ignited the cloud of poison gas, which exploded, sending Team
Rocket flying.
    �Looks like Team Rocket�s blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaain!� shouted
Jessie and James as Team Rocket and their Pokemon vanished into the sky.
    �They never learn, do they?� asked Tracey.
    �But if they didn�t have my Pikachu, where could it �� Charizard
interrupted Ash by breathing fire all over him. Ash held out the
blackened Pokeball. �Charizard, return.�
    �You really need to learn to control Charizard, Ash,� said Misty.
    �Hey, it got the job done, didn�t it?� returned Ash.
    �Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiika!�
    �I think it came from that direction!� shouted Tracey, pointing down
the road. They quickly set off in the direction of the voice, listening
for the occasional cries, until they had reached a small bush. Ash knelt
beside the bush.
    �Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiika!� The small cry was definitely coming
from behind the bush. Ash pushed the branches aside to reveal his
Pikachu crouched behind the bush with its hands over its eyes. Everyone
crowded around to see what could be the problem, but Pikachu seemed to
be fine.
    �Pikachu, what are you doing there?� asked Ash.
    Pikachu removed its hands from its eyes and smiled at him.
�Piiiiiiiiiika... BOO!�

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