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I never thought that I would end up making two
dedications of this nature during the course of
this fanfic, and certainly not so soon after the
disaster that befell the _Kursk._
Part 22 of "The Saotome Gambit" is dedicated
to the men and women killed or wounded aboard _USS COLE_
Sailors; rest your oars.
The Grand Hall of
Her Imperial Divinity, Azusa the First
6 May 3025
"Some gratitude," Ukyou muttered over the sounds of the wedding
reception that swirled around them. "After all my help."
"We're grateful for it," Akane assured her, glad that Ranma was busy
fending off potential suitors over by the buffet, and not present to hear
his beloved Ucchan's plea. "But the answer is still no."
"I resigned my commission with the Federated Shiratori today," Ukyou
pointed out. "After tonight, I will have no more ties to the Empress. Now
explain to me why you really don't want me coming along." She leveled a
piercing stare in Akane's direction. "It's because of Ranchan, isn't it."
Akane returned Ukyou's look.
"My reasons are my own," she answered.
"Ha," Ukyou snorted. "The truth is that you're afraid you'll lose him
to me if I come along. Admit that much, at least."
Akane seemed to tremble a moment with anger at her accusation, proving
her rival's point without saying a word.
"I don't have to explain myself to you," she said finally.
Ukyou could almost hear her window of opportunity slamming firmly shut
over the chatter of the guests and the dancing music. She shouldn't have
been so overt with her accusation, she realized, but her temper and her firm
belief that Ranchan would choose her over Akane had brought it forth.
Having resigned her commission, and knowing that Mikado would come
after her at the first opportunity, she was out of easy options for the
future. She steeled herself for what she knew she had to do.
"Let me make this easier for you, sugar," she began. "Genma Saotome
owes my family for the dowry which he took..."
"That's *his* problem," Akane returned.
"Hear me out," Ukyou insisted. "Now I'm willing to renounce my
engagement to Ranchan in exchange for a share of whatever you find at
Ryuugenzawa."
THIS had Akane's interest.
"What kind of share are we talking about?"
"Enough to cover the dowry, plus a comfortable sum leftover for me,
seeing as how I've just left my current employer, and need to make a fresh
start somewhere."
Akane eyed her dubiously. "And you'll formally renounce your engagement
to Ranma in exchange for this?"
Ukyou took a deep breath before responding. "If I get a share of the
Ryuugenzawa find large enough to cover the dowry, yes."
Akane thought it over. It would be easy to say no, but with the
_Palomino_ still on Genevieve, it would also be easy for Ukyou to expose
their crimes to the Cult of Azusa out of spite. She did not like the idea
of any more foreigners joining them on what was supposed to be a secret
mission to find Ryuugenzawa, and she did not like the idea of having Ukyou
close at hand, where she could work her considerable charms on Ranma.
All the same, if she could expunge her rival's claim on Ranma, it
might prevent a lot of hassle in the future. Her own engagement would take
precedence. After that, it was just a matter of convincing the man she
loved to grow up and come to his senses.
"All right," she said at length. "I agree to your offer, as long as
you recognize that I am in command of the expedition, and that you will
obey my orders."
Ukyou had to swallow her pride in order to accept. A lot of it.
"Deal, but we bring Konatsu along as well." She might need a loyal
ally outside of Ranchan around no matter how civil the Tendo Heir might
seem to be about the whole affair.
"Fine, but he doesn't get a share," Akane said, agreeing to accept the
stunning _bishonen_ adjutant as additional baggage if nothing else. He was a
likable sort of fellow for a cross-dresser with more gender identity problems
than even Ranma, but his usefulness to the expedition was dubious at best.
"The poor dear wouldn't know what to do with it if he did," Ukyou agreed.
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BATTLETECH: THE SAOTOME GAMBIT
PART TWENTY-TWO
by J. Austin Wilde
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Chapter One
League of Five Nails Army Depot
Planet Condorcet, Oroboris System
The League of Five Nails
9 May 3025
Hikaru Gosunkugi grimaced at the results of his latest horoscope, which
foretold reversal and disaster in the near future. Not satisfied with this,
he shuffled through his favorite pack of tarot cards, and flinched as the
Eight and Ten of Swords featured prominently in his reading with the
Magician, the Emperor (reversed), and the Tower. Reeling with dismay, he cast
the _I Ching_ multiple times, and received the hexagrams _Sung_ (Conflict),
_Lu_ (Treading Carefully), _Ta Kuo_ (Breaking Point), and _K'an_ (Danger)
which spoke of betrayal, suffering, and death if immediate yet cautious
action was not taken to rectify the situation.
The trouble was, he did not know what was wrong with his situation in
order to rectify it.
Survival instincts were strong with him though, and he jumped up from
his oracular queries to order his DropShip readied for immediate lift off.
As his hand fell upon the telephone in his private quarters on the depot
compound, an air raid alert began to wail.
Sweat began to pour from his brow, matting his stringy black hair as
the sounds of fusion turbojets screamed overhead to the accompaniment of
detonating bombs. The explosions rocked the depot, making his teeth ache.
Hikaru threw himself out of his quarters at a run, staggering out into
a hellish vista of destruction. DropShips burned on the landing pads as
a few of his security detachment battlemechs engaged in a futile exchange
of fire with dozens of fighters from the Furinkan Combine. His warehouses
were going up all around him, geysering massive fireballs into the sky.
The heat was blistering from a hundred meters away, and the convection
forces threatened to pull him off his feet and suck him into the inferno.
"Evacuate all forces!" he screamed to one of his staff officers. The
man ran blindly towards a bomb shelter, ignoring him.
Hikaru spun around, watching the depot burn from every corner. The
Combine fighter wings made another pass, stitching beams of coherent light
into the few surviving battlemechs that opposed them. With growing dread,
he realized that this battle was already over, and that he had lost.
He was then catapulted into the air with the shockwave of an exploding
bomb, the heat of the burst searing his mouth and throat as he screamed. He
had time for one question as the merciful blackness took him.
How had the Furinkan Combine managed to ambush him?
* * *
Hikaru Gosunkugi opened his eyes.
He was not dead, as he expected to be, but as his eyes adjusted to the
lighting and the muted droning of voices resolved themselves into coherent
speech, he wished that he was.
He was strapped down to a gurney in the sickbay of a starship, the
out-of-place tug of faux-gravity told him. His stomach could always tell
the difference between centrifugal force and real gravity. The interior of
the sickbay was not done up in the standard pastel-green paint scheme of a
League of Five Nails vessel, and the burly Furinkan Combine Marines who
watched over him confirmed his dire suspicions of where he was.
"He is awake, my lord Prince," a voice declared from out of his
restricted line of sight. The straps that held him in place also kept his
head very still.
Tatewaki Kuno appeared abruptly, strutting into view with a look of
haughty glee plastered on his handsome face.
"Ah, cher-Cousin," the Combine Prince greeted him with hollow sincerity.
The term of address he used harkened back to the days before the Star League,
when the Great Houses of the Inner Sphere had shared a common enemy in the
domineering and expansionist Terran Hegemony. It was a time when the member
of a Great House afforded his peers chivalry, courtesy, and hospitality.
Hikaru doubted he would get much of that from Kuno.
"I trust that thou art comfortable?" Tatewaki continued, all smiles.
Hikaru could not move his head, and his attempt at speech ended in a
hoarse croak that hurt his throat.
"My physicians tell me that aside from mild trauma to the mucus linings
of thy mouth and throat, thou art well," Tatewaki informed him. "Indeed,
when I hadst learned from mine own troops that thou hadst been discovered
lying hither and yon at bomb crater's edge, I was vexed with concern for
thee."
He looked him over for a moment.
"Imagine for a moment the full-measure of my relief at thy apparent
lack of serious injury," he said at length. "For taking little satisfaction
in those hurts gained by impersonal bomb and stray beam, know you that I
have many injuries to inflict upon thee with great and careful malice."
Tatewaki turned to one of his physicians.
"He is fit to be moved?" he asked imperiously.
Hikaru waited with dread for the doctor to speak.
"Yes, my Lord," a voice replied.
Tatewaki nodded in satisfaction before turning to the Marines.
"Take him to my private dojo," he instructed them.
The ranking Marine saluted at this. "What shall we do with him once we
are there, my lord Prince?"
Tatewaki Kuno had been waiting for this moment through two long months
of humiliation, reversal, and defeat. He had planned for it, and the troops
who awaited his command in the Sick Bay had been trained especially for this
event. That they asked their lord at all was merely an observation of the
formality that he demanded of all his forces.
He turned a baleful eye towards Hikaru before responding.
"Crucify him."
* * *
Hikaru Gosunkugi, keen student of both history and the occult, was well
versed with the procedure of crucifixion as practiced throughout the ages.
The Romans had been one of the first states to employ it as an inspired
combination of propaganda tool and method of capital punishment, and in the
process had created one of the Inner Sphere's enduring religions. It had
died out as a practice as that very religion absorbed the power of the Empire,
yet returned in fits and spurts throughout the ensuing centuries as tyrants
and despots of every stripe seized upon the method's effectiveness in making
a point of their power and dreadful wrath.
Tatewaki Kuno was by and large a practical man, and known to prefer
executions that were swift - beheadings with the sword for those of high rank
or social class, and firing squads for the rabble. The fact that Hikaru was
currently nailed with very large spikes through his wrists and his feet to
a pair of thick interlocking oak beams in the shape of an 'X' meant that the
Combine Prince had something truly special in mind for him.
Whatever it was, it did not seem that death was the immediate goal. For
one thing, he was not actually hanging in space as would be expected of the
condemned. His toes touched the deck, and though it was agony to put his
weight on them, he could do so quite easily. The cross he hung upon was
also tipped back slightly at an angle, allowing him further support against
slipping down to hang by his wrists - which was important when one considered
that the condemned in a crucifixion did not usually die from shock or blood
loss, but from asphyxiation caused by drooping low enough on the cross that
it interfered with the action of the diaphragm on the lungs.
Indeed, it was common practice to break a man's legs if the execution
was taking longer than was desired, for then he would not be able to push
himself back up on the cross for a frantic gasp of air.
Hikaru craned his neck around to inspect the chamber. It was empty
save for the cold eyes of a Combine Marine who watched him with impassive
silence. The crisp smell of tatami mingled with the faint tang of old
sweat, and confirmed in his mind that this was indeed the personal dojo
of Tatewaki Kuno. The fact that Kuno had a cross waiting for him indicated
that this torture had been planned for him well in advance - probably from
the day of the attack at the Capra Zenith Jump Point.
He did not know how long he had been hanging here, as the shock and
pain of the first iron spike being driven through the bones of his left
wrist had caused him to faint. He only vaguely remembered the other three
being pounded into place, and had been quite content to slip fully into
unconsciousness at the time.
Now he was awake. The only sounds in the room were the faint hum of
the dojo's recirculation fans, and the steady patter of blood on the tatami
from the wounds in his wrists. It seemed that as he wriggled on the cross,
he reopened the clots that had formed around his wounds and the supportive
wooden washers that kept his wrists and feet from wrenching free of the
impaling spikes. In spite of the hot lifeblood they drank, the spikes felt
icy cold through his limbs, numbing his extremities. His parched throat,
raw from the heat of the explosion that should have killed him, now stung
with the sensation of distilled fear.
If this was what Tatewaki Kuno had planned for him, he dreaded how
long the Combine Prince would make him hang on the cross before executing
him.
* * *
Hikaru opened his eyes. The Marine watching him was neither the first
one assigned to crucifixion detail, nor the second. Depending on how long
they went between shifts, he could have been hanging on his cross for as
few as twelve hours, and possibly as long as a full day. Sweat dripped down
from the hair matted to his forehead, and he was glad that Tatewaki hadn't
made him wear a crown of thorns to go with his cross. Blood mingled with the
sweat would have made seeing even more difficult.
It was unbearably hot within the dojo. He knew this was true, and not
some product of his tormented mind, as even the Marine who watched over him
was sweat-soaked in his uniform. Tatewaki must have ordered the climate
control set all the way up to forty degrees. His throat was dry and cracked,
a raw sensation brought on by the explosion, and aggravated by the heat and
the dehydration that he suffered.
* * *
"Enervating, is it not?"
He awoke with a start, eyelids flicking open with audible *clicks.*
He hadn't even been aware of slipping back into unconsciousness.
Tatewaki Kuno stood before him, regarding him with a critical and yet
appraising eye, as one would examine the sculpture of a Renaissance master.
He seemed pleased with what he saw. Hikaru could only imagine what he looked
like to an observer.
He croaked a response. The words came out too low and too garbled to
be understood. Tatewaki did not seem to care. He was probably speaking
rhetorically, as was usual for him.
"I wish for thee to suffer, cher-Cousin," Tatewaki continued. "That
small measure of my intent must be clear to thee by now. Aye, thou shouldst
suffer for the many woes, great and small, that thou hath put upon me,
though I must needs condense such misery into shorter span than the two
months thou hath plagued me."
Tatewaki motioned for the Marine to step forward. The soldier did so,
clutching what looked to be an oversized sponge in his meaty paw. The Marine
brought the sponge to Hikaru's lips, but the frail scion of the House of
Gosunkugi winced at the smell of cheap wine gone nearly to vinegar.
"I must confess," Tatewaki declared. "That whilst I loathe the religion
of my upbringing, and have since spurned it for the sincere purity of Shinto
and the august teachings of Confucious, I find the passion of Christ to be a
fascinating tale."
The Marine managed to squeeze some of the wine into Hikaru's mouth. The
Gosunkugi Heir was too weak and too parched to spit it out. The sour wine was
more than a symbolic gesture on Kuno's part. It would increase his suffering
as it tore at his raw throat, and serve to dehydrate him even further.
"I regret that thou couldst not reenact the march to Golgotha," Tatewaki
sniffed. "Thy wounded condition and thy already frail constitution didst not
permit such."
He studied Hikaru's pale, sweat and wine streaked face for a moment
before giving a satisfied nod. "Aye, though I mean for you to suffer, cher-
Cousin, thy death is not mine intent."
Hikaru blinked in disbelief. Kuno wasn't going to execute him?
Tatewaki raised an eyebrow, sensing Hikaru's thoughts.
"You ask thyself why it is that I, Tatewaki Kuno, do not wish for thy
well-deserved end," he observed. "The answer is as simple as it is direct;
I have need of thy arcane talents."
What?
Hikaru offered up a questioning groan, which was about the best he
could manage under the circumstances.
"Thy talents are whispered of throughout the Inner Sphere," Tatewaki
replied. "In exchange for thy life, thou shalt perform such magical services
as I require to free the beauteous Akane Tendo and the magnificent Pig-Tailed
Girl from the sorcerous grip of that foul and iniquitous archfiend, Ranma
Saotome."
He brought a hand up to his chin in contemplation.
"Though it pains me to resort to such black art, I fear that I have no
other choice. Saotome's hold over Akane Tendo and Pig-Tailed Girl may yet
linger though I send him hither to the abyss no doubt prepared for him. They
must be freed from his malignant influences, ere I slay him."
He nodded slowly in agreement with his estimation. "Do this, cher-Cousin,
and thy life is spared. Mayhap thou shalt even feel the grace of the First
Lord of the Star League upon thee in granted Pardon."
Tatewaki brushed his hands together, as if cleansing himself of a dirty
and loathesome task.
"I shall leave thee where thou art for the nonce, that thou might further
contemplate the just wrath of Tatewaki Kuno, and that thou might also come to
better appreciate his mercy when it is finally granted. For in so doing, thou
shalt know in time that the hand which doleth out pain is also the hand which
heals with a king's touch."
He left Hikaru hanging upon the oaken beams of the cross without a look
behind him.
Chapter Two
NCJS _Dragonfly_
Martina System Zenith Jump Point
Martina System, the Federated Shiratori
10 May 3025
Ranma Saotome floated in free-fall on the Bridge with his father, Akane,
Ryouga, Happousai, Doctor Tofu, Akari, Ukyou, her former adjutant and cross-
dressing pretty-boy Konatsu, and Captain Ninomiya. Much to Ranma's chagrin,
Hinako carried the pink and purple Siamese which had been adopted as the
Ship's Cat. He kept his distance from the feline, who kept her cold violet
eyes fixed upon him more often than not. Pansuto Tarou was not present on
the Bridge, as he was to be released from the ship at their next destination,
and no one wanted him to know the location of the Ryuugenzawa System - which
was about to be revealed.
"Break it out, Pop," Ranma said to his father. "Let's see what the last
three and a half years of my life have been good for."
Akane and the others present quickly agreed.
Genma Saotome produced the RADIANT-SIX quantum interference decryption
device. It was the size of a lap-top computer, with slots for up to six
decryption keys. He removed the keys from around his neck, and after some
minutes of verifying with his notes as to their proper order, inserted them
carefully into place.
"Hurry it up, already," Happousai whined.
"The data disc is next, Master," Genma announced, setting it into the
reader. The unit sprang to life a moment later, asking him whether or not he
wished to proceed with the decryption process.
Ranma watched as his father entered the command to do so. The unit
made a few muted internal noises.
Then the screen went blank.
"Huh? Oh please, no..." Genma muttered fearfully.
"Maybe it's supposed to do that," Ranma offered weakly. They could not
have suffered through so much hell just to find out that the damn thing was
broken!
"Quiet, boy!" Genma growled. "I'm thinking!"
He consulted his notes once more.
"Look!" Akane cried, pointing to the display.
The device of the Star League Defense Force pixelated into existence on
the unit as she spoke.
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"Get to the damn point already," Ranma groaned as he read the various
revisions, warnings, and notices.
"Put a sock in it, boy," Genma hissed back. "Can't you see that this is
the real McCoy?"
The decryption device began to beep for attention. Several error messages
appeared, demanding immediate action.
"What's it want now?" Ranma asked his father.
Captain Ninomiya answered for him. "This device is supposed to be
connected to a starship's Main Computer, translating the coordinate data set
for the ship's ultimate destination into the Astrogational System," she said.
The cat groomed herself in Hinako's arms. "The unit wants to know why it isn't
hooked up."
"Hooked up directly?" Akane asked, curious.
"Of course," Hinako replied. "By talking directly to the Astrogational
System, the ship's Main Computer is able to devise the most direct Jump route
necessary to bring the ship to its encrypted destination, and all without
telling anyone where exactly they're going. The Astrogator can find out by
making direct queries to the memory banks, of course, but it isn't going to
be something he can do without drawing a lot of attention to himself. It's
just a way of keeping the whole thing secure."
"What about taking star-sightings at the destination?" Ranma asked.
"They could figure out where they were that way."
Hinako nodded. "True, but they probably had some sort of procedure
whereby the observatory was locked down and guarded while they were in the
Ryuugenzawa System."
Akane looked at the urgent requests from the decryption device. "So
what do we have to do to take a look? Plug this thing into the _Dragonfly's_
Main Computer?"
"Essentially," Hinako confirmed. The cat bared her teeth at Ranma as
she yawned, making him cringe just enought to be noticed. Ukyou caught the
motion from him, and gave him a concerned look.
"That wouldn't make us Jump right away, would it?" Doctor Tofu asked.
He had no desire to surrender control of the ship without knowing where
they would end up.
"It shouldn't," Hinako replied. "All this will do is instruct the
Astrogation System to calculate the Jumps necessary to bring the ship to
the destination from wherever it happens to be at that time. The actual
authority to Jump comes from the Captain, and is executed from the Helm."
"Then what are we waiting for?" Ryouga asked everyone. "Let's hook it
up!"
_Dragonfly's_ Astrogator produced a length of optical line with the
necessary fittings, and inserted it where Genma directed. The decryption
device sensed immediately that it was connected to the starship's Main
Computer, and set to work.
They watched as a display measuring the Main Computer's resource
management system began to dance and jump with activity. The ship's
telescopes began to move automatically as the Astrogation System prepared
position fixes for the Jump calculations. Even the cat seemed transfixed by
the computer's function, though it could have been drawn by the flashing
colors on the display.
After twenty minutes of frantic computer activity, the unit went into
a standby mode. The Astrogator confirmed that a Jump was calculated, and
awaited execution. Attempts to review the data were denied by the Main
Computer in spite of his highest level access.
"So all we really know," Ranma observed. "Is that the ship says it's
ready to take us somewhere just as soon as we give the word, but that we
don't know where we're going."
"Correct," Hinako replied, petting the cat as she spoke. "Even though
the Jump calculated most likely won't take us to Ryuugenzawa, but to a
system on the way, we still don't know where we're going until we get there."
"What did you say about looking directly at the memory banks for the
coordinates?" Akane asked.
"We can do that," the Astrogator agreed. He looked to his Captain.
"With your permission, of course, ma'am."
Hinako nodded. "Granted."
The Astrogator began to prod at the Main Computer's memory banks using
several high-level diagnostic commands. The security around the Jump
Coordinates wasn't impregnable, but as soon as he took the Main Computer to
task, it shifted into a standby mode that sounded several audible alarms at
the Captain's Station, the Helm, and the Astrogation station itself.
"You see," Hinako pointed out. "You can look, but you can't do it
without alerting other people. The whole Bridge crew has to be in on whatever
it is you're doing, and I'm sure old Kerensky made it known that a few spies
on each ship with access to Ryuugenzawa would be among them."
It took the Astrogator half an hour of queries and calculations before
he had an answer. He posted the coordinates on the holographic chart table.
Hinako set the cat against the seatback of her Captain's Station chair,
letting her sink her claws into the upholstery for purchase against free-fall.
Ranma tensed at the sight of her talon-like claws, but kept it to himself
sufficiently that no one else noticed.
Hinako and her Astrogator studied the haze of tiny stars and gas clouds
in the chart display. Both seemed to frown as they realized where the famed
Ryuugenzawa System was supposed to be.
"Check your data again," she ordered the Astrogator in a sultry voice
that did little to disguise her unease.
"I agree," he replied, still frowning in puzzlement.
"What is it?" Akane asked them, concern in her voice.
"It's probably nothing," Hinako assured her. "Just a mistake in
queueing up the data."
The Astrogator returned several minutes later with a shake of his head.
"The data entered was correct," he declared. "The final Jump destination is
noted as displayed."
Hinako looked again. "But that doesn't make any sense," she pouted.
"There aren't any stars at those coordinates."
"Come again?" Ranma asked.
She whirled on him. "I said there aren't any stars where this damn
system of yours is supposed to be!" She threw up her hands. "You can't
go Jumping into empty space. You need a significant gravity well at both
ends of the Jump or else you're in serious trouble! No star, no gravity
well!"
Ranma looked at the tiny flashing point of green light in the
holographic chart that was supposed to be the location of Ryuugenzawa.
Sure enough, there was no star floating in the holotank anywhere near
that smudge of color.
"Where is this supposed to be, anyway?" he asked. Aside from some
glyphic astrogational abstracts that meant nothing to him, there was
little in the way of locational references.
"Not that it makes much difference at this point," Hinako snorted,
her disappointment obvious in her voice. "That's within the Magistracy
of Canopus, on the Periphery rimward of the Confederation and the
Federated Shiratori, about sixty-five parsecs from our current position,
or about seven Jumps, more or less."
"Canopus?" Akane asked. She knew the Magistracy was one of the more
populous and organized of the Periphery states. They claimed about thirty
systems with settlements, though only six had significant populations,
and of those, only three were considered to have terran-type planets. The
Magistracy had made a point of keeping itself out of the affairs of the
Successor States throughout much of its history.
"My first tour aboard the _Dragonfly_ was as the Astrogator," Hinako
told her. "We did a Special Operation in the Magistracy at your father's
behest. I can't talk about it, of course, but I have been to Canopus
before. As countries go, it's not bad, but outside the six core worlds,
there isn't much to it. There's very little JumpShip traffic out there."
"It's isolated enough to be the kind of place you'd put such a
facility," Genma insisted.
"What facility?" Hinako retorted. "I just told you, there is no
star system at those coordinates! No star system, no planets. No planets,
no facility!" She looked away for a moment before fixing her gaze upon
the elder Saotome. Her disappointment at the failure of their mission
gave way to anger. "I don't know where you got that disc, but I do know
that you were fooled into believing that it was real!"
* * *
A very quiet Akane Tendo was joined by an equally pensive Ranma Saotome
at her stateroom door.
"What is it, Ranma?" she asked him quietly.
He looked down at the carpeted deck. "I wanted to come in and apologize."
"Apologize?"
He nodded. "For me and Pop getting your hopes up about Ryuugenzawa."
She drew him into the room with a gentle hand in his and began to hug
him. As usual for him, he tensed up at first in her embrace before finally
relaxing somewhat and letting her hold him. Displays of affection, even from
Akane, were still something he was unaccustomed to. He still remembered with
a blush how tightly she had squeezed him that night on Tiber when he had
returned to the expedition.
"There's nothing to apologize about," she sniffed. "You and your father
couldn't have known better."
Ranma raised his arms from his sides and placed them around her with
nervous effort. She squeezed him a little harder as she felt him return
her embrace.
"I still feel bad," he replied. "You know, like we let you down."
"You let yourself down too," she pointed out quietly. "Don't forget
that."
"I -- I guess so," he admitted with a nod. "All this time I've been
trying to deny that I believed in the place, and here I am wishing it was
real."
"I know, Ranma," she whispered. "I know."
He closed his eyes and let himself actually hold Akane instead of merely
draping his arms around her. She was warm in his embrace, her body trembling
with tiny suppressed sobs. All he wanted was for her to be happy, but that
wasn't the kind of thing he was good at doing. Fighting was what he was good
at, and sneaking into places, and piloting a LAM. Making girls happy was out
of his league.
"If it was just something I could fight..." he muttered angrily. "I'd
do it. I wouldn't give up!"
He felt her head turn in his embrace. Her lips brushed against his
cheek, warm and with great tenderness.
"I know you would, Ranma," she whispered to him. "It's one of the things
I adore about you."
Her words made him flush hotter than her kiss.
"Y-You mean that?"
She drew back from him enough to look into his eyes. "Of course I do."
She touched the tip of his nose with her finger. "You have to have *some*
good qualities about you, and I think that's one of them."
"N-No," he stammered. "I meant the 'adore' part... You really, um...
well, you know..."
"Yes," she replied with a tiny nod. "I do."
He tensed once again. "Oh." It came out sounding far worse than he had
intended, and the warmth she had been radiating was replaced with a chill
between them that made him shiver.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing!" he insisted. "I mean... It's nothing you should get mad
about."
"Really?" she asked with mock sweetness. "Perhaps I should be the judge
of that, hmmmmm?"
"Aw, c'mon, Akane," he returned. "You're making a big deal out of
nothing." He began to squeeze her tight in an effort to take her mind off
the subject, but to no avail. She pushed him away angrily.
"If that's how you feel about me, Ranma, then keep your hands off!"
she cried.
"Wait!" he begged her. "You got it all wrong!"
"Oh?" she eyed him warily. "So how *do* you feel about me, huh, Ranma?"
"I thought we agreed not to talk about that anymore," he replied,
knowing that even as he said the words, they were the absolute worst thing
he could have said to her. "...Not 'til after we found Ryuugenzawa..." he
finished meekly.
Her eyes lit up in rage. "We agreed not to talk about the engagement!"
she countered. "How we happen to feel about each other is an entirely
different matter! And as for not talking about the engagement until after
Ryuugenzawa, I guess you're pretty safe there - considering that we'll never,
ever find it!"
She lashed out her hand at his face. He could have blocked it a dozen
ways, even dodged it outright, but she was blameless, maybe even justified,
in striking him. The blow spun him around - no one could slap a man's face
like his uncute fiancee...
He fell to the deck, brilliant stars swimming before his eyes. As they
faded away, a look of puzzlement, then of stunning realization came upon him.
"...That's it..." he muttered in awe.
Akane looked down at him angrily.
"What are you talking about?"
He bolted to his feet and ran through the open door of her stateroom.
"I got an idea!" he cried over his shoulder, the pain and humiliation
of her blow lost to the excitement of the moment. "Come on!"
He didn't check to see if she was behind him as he ran for the elevator
to the 'D' Deck hub. He barely registered her voice when she asked him where
the hell they were going, and why.
"The ship's observatory!" he replied, stabbing at the button for the
elevator. It slid open, and he stepped inside.
"Why?" she asked him again, joining him in the elevator.
Ranma took her by the tops of her shoulders as the elevator doors slid
closed, his eyes burning with great intensity. "Don't you get it?"
She shrugged him off. "No, I don't 'get' it."
"Who made all the damn charts?" he asked her, impatient that she wasn't
on the same wavelength as himself.
"What charts? Ranma, what in the world are you talking about?"
"The star charts!" he practically shouted at her. "Who made all the
computerized star charts that JumpShips navigate by?!"
Akane, clearly flustered with the intensity of his line of questioning,
blurted out the first thing that came to mind.
"The Star League Bureau of Astrography!"
"Right!" Ranma returned, holding up a finger in triumph. "So if there
was a star system you wanted ships to stay the hell away from, what's the
best way to do it?"
Akane's mouth dropped open as she realized where he was going with this.
"...You take it off the charts..." she whispered. "It's just like Nabiki
said to my father the night we were engaged..."
"'There is no star system or planet called Ryuugenzawa on any charts,'"
Ranma finished for her. "She was right. All this time my Pop was convinced
that the reason there was no named system for Ryuugenzawa was because it was
an informal name for some system that only had a catalogue number on the
charts. He was wrong. The big blank spot on the _Dragonfly's_ star chart
exists because the Star League Astrographers were ordered to remove the
Ryuugenzawa System from all the databases.
"Ships got periodic revisions to their charts from the Star League, and
because the old charts were useless, they got discarded. Pretty soon, there
weren't any JumpShips left that had any data proving the Ryuugenzawa System
ever existed, and the Star League Testing Facility there was secure.
"Since it's all but impossible to calculate a Jump without a computer,
and since no astrogational computer will give you the option of plotting a
course to a star system that doesn't exist according to its database, the
only way to get to Ryuugenzawa is with one of Pop's data discs. As long as
that decrypter with the disc is plugged into the Main Computer, the ship
thinks it has a chart that includes the Ryuugenzawa System!"
Akane beamed with admiration for him.
"So," he continued. "I'm gonna go the ship's observatory, and point one
of the ship's telescopes at the chunk of space where Ryuugenzawa is supposed
to be. If I'm right, there should be a star there, about sixty-five parsecs
away, that isn't on any charts."
"And you came up with this after I smacked you one?" she asked him.
The elevator came to halt at the hub, putting them in free-fall.
He shrugged. "More or less."
"I need to slap you more often," she said huskily, and pushed off from
the elevator doors to kiss him square on the lips.
He blinked in surprise at first as she kissed him, then, his pulse
racing in his ears, he began to kiss her back. Akane made a soft cry of
surprise and delight at his show of initiative, and then the two of them
threw their arms around each other to begin a new round of kisses with
reckless abandon.
In the middle of their almost frantic embrace, the elevator began to
answer a call, and the abrupt lurch of the car broke them apart. Akane drew
away from Ranma with a shy smile, the pig-tailed mechwarrior fell back
breathless against the bulkhead, surprised and a little alarmed by what
had just happened between them. The elevator doors opened on 'D' Deck once
again, and Ryouga floated in.
A troubled look crossed his face as he saw the two looking flushed,
wild-eyed, and a little disheveled.
"I'm not, uh, interrupting anything, am I?" There was a hopeful
modulation in his voice that begged them to deny his unspoken fear.
"No!" Akane replied a little too loudly. "Of course not."
"Right. Right," Ranma managed. "What could you *possibly* be
interrupting?"
Ryouga blinked several times in silence. "Forget I asked," he said
finally, his face falling.
"Hey, ah, Ryouga," Ranma continued, eager to steer any further
conversation as far from the currently uncomfortable subject of almost
getting caught passionately kissing a certain tomboy of his acquaintence.
"Guess what? We think we might have found a way to prove the data disc was
right."
This lit Ryouga up. "Really?"
"Uh-huh," Akane confirmed. "We're going to find Captain Ninomiya right
now to test out the theory."
"That's great!" he enthused, feeling a little better.
Akane gave Ranma a smoldering look over her shoulder as the elevator
returned to the hub, making him start. "Isn't it, though?"
* * *
Captain Hinako Ninomiya gazed into the ocular for the _Dragonfly's_
Number One Telescope. Shampoo, seated in her lap, mewled in protest as she
was pushed against the cold metal of the unit in the process.
"I see lots of stars," she noted tersely. "Mister Davidge, do you
have a red-shift analysis on any of them yet?"
The Astrogator punched a few keystrokes into the telescope monitor
next to the unit. Genma peered over his shoulder as he worked, an act which
was annoying to say the least, and mitigated only by the excitement of the
possible confirmation of the Ryuugenzawa System's existence.
"We should have something in a few moments," he declared. The unit
display began to scroll datapoints and spectral analysis results. He
studied these intently for several agonizing minutes.
"Well?" Hinako pressed. Below her, in the Fo'c'sle, stood most of the
expedition's crew. There simply wasn't room enough for them to all stand
inside the little compartment near the very bow of the ship known as the
Observatory. Tensions ran high in the wake of Ranma's theory. If there was
a star where the decryption device indicated, then they had found the
Ryuugenzawa System at long last. If not, then they were homeward bound -
but returning in total failure.
There were other tensions present as well. Akane had maneuvered herself
as close to Ranma as possible down in the Fo'c'sle, cutting off Ukyou before
she could do the same. She was emboldened by her encounter with Ranma in
the elevator, so much so that she felt no regret over capitulating to her
rival's offer of renouncing her engagement - but apparently not her
affection - to Ranma.
There was also the turmoil that raged once again within Ryouga, who,
while having no actual proof that he had nearly stumbled onto a compromising
situation between Ranma and Akane, was pretty sure that it had happened. As
much as he felt for Akari, the realization that Akane was slipping further
and further from him was like a jagged hole in his heart. He felt an intense
jealousy towards Ranma, an emotion that threatened to boil over into violence
at the slightest provocation.
Ukyou grimaced at the sight of Akane snuggling up close to Ranchan. She
was laying it on thick, and that pig-tailed blockhead was just standing there
like a dolt, letting her get away with it!
Pansuto Tarou, barred from attending the data disc's decryption on the
Bridge, managed to worm his way through the airtight door enough to listen in
on the conversation. He doubted that he would learn anything useful by merely
listening, but perhaps when the Ryuugenzawa System's location was confirmed,
he could quietly interrogate the telescope log later for the answers he
sought.
Ranma, for his part, had absolutely no idea that any of this was going
on. He had a lot of things on his mind, and Ryuugenzawa occupied only a small
portion of his thoughts. The girl with the short blue-black hair whose soft,
warm hand had slipped surreptitiously into his was naturally foremost in his
mind.
He could not believe that he had kissed her like he did, and that she
had responded so enthusiastically to it. It was an experience that went far
beyond anything he had ever felt before. It was worrisome too, because his
sum total of experience with girls spanned less than three months, and he
didn't want to make a fool of himself. He needed advice, desperately, and
he knew that it would be a waste of time - not to mention being totally
embarrassing - going to his father.
Happousai was right out as well. Talking to Ryouga would not only be a
waste of time, it could prove hazardous to his health. His eyes flicked about
the Fo'c'sle, searching for someone he could trust with his questions.
He looked no further than Doctor Tofu, who stood placidly behind them,
watching up through the hatch for word of the Ryuugenzawa System. The Doc
was a pretty decent guy, and had done right by him in the past.
"Hey, Doc," he whispered to him.
"What is it, Ranma?" Tofu asked him.
"Could I talk to you later about something."
Tofu nodded. "Of course you can. What about?"
Ranma felt heat rising in his face. Akane was far too close to miss what
he was saying. "It's kinda personal. I'll tell you later."
"Analysis shows one 'G' type main sequence star at a distance of 65.12
parsecs," Davidge declared solemnly. "That fits the indicated value for the
Ryuugenzawa System, ma'am."
Hinako's reply was drowned out by the cheer from below.
"Quiet!" she finally screamed, making Shampoo wince in her lap. She
punched at the intercom button.
"Bridge; Officer of the Deck," came the reply.
Hinako scratched Shampoo thoughtfully behind the ears as she spoke.
"Officer of the Deck, this is the Captain. Commence preparations for
Hyperspace Jump."
Chapter Three
Wexford System Nadir Jump Point
Wexford System, the Federated Shiratori
10 May 3025
NCJS _Dragonfly_ materialized into realspace with a flash of hard
radiation. The Wexford System was blessed with recharge stations for
JumpShips, which dramatically cut the time necessary between Jumps. For
a nominal fee, a station would beam power over to the _Dragonfly's_
batteries via microwave emitters.
Such was Hinako's intention. Wexford-Nadir-ONE also served as a
waystation for the trade routes between Genevieve and the districts of the
Federated Shiratori that shared a border with the Confederation, meaning
that it had a functional HPG array and Comstar office, as well as facilities
for Pansuto Tarou and his battlemech where they could comfortably await
transport to wherever it was that he wanted to go. She didn't want to spend
a week waiting at the Jump Point for the _Palomino_ to ferry him all the way
to the nearest inhabited planet in the system and return.
"Captain, Wexford-Nadir-ONE reports that they are available for
Jump recharge," Communications announced. "They have granted us permission
to approach under normal drive to within ten kilometers."
"Very well," a diminutive Captain Hinako Ninomiya said while petting
Shampoo. The cat had remained near her for most of the trip from Tiber,
becoming a fixture on the Bridge. The crew loved her, and she was at least
tolerant of them, if not affectionate. There was one curious exception to
this, of course, and that exception was Ranma Saotome. "Astrogation, plot a
course for Wexford-Nadir-ONE, with a CPA of ten kilometers, while I pet this
pretty kitty."
"Plot course for Wexford-Nadir-ONE, Closest Point of Approach, one-zero
kilometers, aye," Davidge replied. "Captain, I've completed the patch to
our astrogation database that includes the Ryuugenzawa System. Once I upload
it into the database, we won't need Commander Saotome's decrypt machine and
the data disc to plot a Jump."
"It would certainly save a lot of trouble not having to rely on that
thing," Hinako agreed. She munched on a cookie from her jacket pocket. "It's
so old that if it failed, we'd be out of luck!"
"Uploading will eat into our Main Computer cycle time," Davidge added.
"With your permission, I'd like to begin as soon as we are in a stable orbit
near Wexford-Nadir-ONE. The process should take about twenty minutes to
upload and verify."
Hinako nodded. "Very well, Mister Davidge. Do so when we are taking on
power from the station." She nuzzled Shampoo, who eyed the Astrogator and the
handheld data disc with the Ryuugenzawa patch as if her life depended on it.
"You're such a good kitty," Hinako cooed.
* * *
Pansuto Tarou tucked the carefully compiled telescope data he had copied
from the Observatory into his pocket. It was just enough information for a
competent astrogator to determine the location of the Ryuugenzawa System with
enough accuracy for a Jump. He was certain the Furinkan Combine would have
someone who could do the job.
Though it was purely for the convenience of the ship, the Captain was
doing him a favor by having him dropped off at the station. It would put him
close to the merchant ship traffic, and he was confident that he would find a
ship that would take him close enough to the border with the Furinkan Combine
that he could get the rest of the way there by some other means. Time was his
only enemy now.
He had to reach the Combine and convince them of his discovery in time
for them to reach the system while there was still something left to plunder.
The Confederation's operation was far too small to carry much off with just
the _Dragonfly._ If they went directly there, and he was sure they would, it
would be solely for the purpose of scouting the planet and determining what
the real recovery mission would need to bring. That meant that a determined
Combine force had a chance of reaching the system before the Confederation's
transport fleet could haul everything away.
Tarou was confident that he could do it, but it would mean giving up the
immediate satisfaction of killing Happousai for the ultimate satisfaction of
bringing the Joketsuzoku and the Cult of Azusa to their knees.
He was willing to make that sacrifice. Happousai could wait at least
that long.
A knock at his stateroom door shifted his attention from the future
to the present. Akane Tendo was there, along with Genma Saotome and the
_Dragonfly's_ Executive Officer.
"It's time to board the _Palomino_ for the trip over to the station,"
Akane said to him.
Tarou gave her a steely-eyed grin and patted his pocket. "I just
finished packing."
They floated to the elevator that would take them to the hub, and from
there, aft down the core of the ship to the docking ring where _Palomino_
awaited him.
"I want to apologize for the change in plans," Akane said to him as he
prepared to enter the DropShip for the short transit over to the station.
"I did say that you would be dropped off on a planet."
Tarou waved her off. "This is fine," he replied evenly.
Akane gestured to the Executive Officer. "Commander Malloy has something
for you, as we agreed."
The X.O. presented Tarou with a thin attache. "Fifty-thousand C-bills,"
he declared. "Half of it is in marker notes, the other half on two certified
drafts from the Bank of Sol."
Tarou had expected a sum of money from them as per their agreement, but
not so much! It was hush-money, plain and simple, he realized. You never
heard of Ryuugenzawa, or that a ship named _Dragonfly_ was carrying the Heir
to the Confederation aboard...
Akane made this clear. "You understand of course, that we wish our
activities to remain a secret," she said to him.
Tarou bowed low for her. "Naturally, Lady Akane," he soothed. "I have
no intention of speaking of my adventures with you to anyone."
She handed him one final important item. His passport. "You understand
that I can't give you it in writing at this time, but rest assured that you
will be pardoned for any crimes you may have committed on Confederation
territory."
"Thank you, Lady Akane," Tarou said, eager to get underway. "You are a
woman of her word, let no one say otherwise."
He bowed once more, and then floated through the connector tunnel to
the _Palomino._
"I hope we're doing the right thing by letting him go," Genma intoned.
Akane turned to him. "Some of us live by our agreements, Mister Saotome,
even if we really don't agree with them."
* * *
"So, Ranma," Doctor Tofu Ono said to him as the pig-tailed mechwarrior
knocked on the open door. "What was it that you wanted to talk to me about?"
Ranma flushed red. "Well, ah, it's kinda personal, like I said."
"Come in and shut the door," Tofu told him. "As a doctor, you can
count on strict confidentiality from me."
"Well, that's good, I guess," Ranma muttered. Even with the door shut,
he felt exposed.
"So?"
"I was gonna ask you for some advice, actually," he began.
"Medical advice?" the doctor inquired. He cracked his knuckles. "Martial
arts advice?"
"Girl advice," Ranma corrected him, while looking down at his feet.
Tofu made a low whistle, a grin spreading slowly across his face. He
began to wipe the lenses of his glasses on his dougi.
"I think you'd better sit down."
Ranma did so, though he looked no less uncomfortable than before.
Tofu sat down on the corner of his desk next to Ranma. "Am I to assume
that the girl advice you seek is in regards to Akane?"
The pig-tailed mechwarrior looked even more ill at ease.
"You could say that," he mumbled.
Tofu slapped his knee lightly. "So what's the trouble?"
Ranma pawed at the deck with his foot, but remained silent.
"Ranma, I can't help you if you won't tell me what the problem is," Tofu
declared.
"I got so many questions, I don't even know where to begin," he finally
lamented.
The doctor took this in stride. "Well, I guess we could start with the
basic differences between men and women."
Ranma looked hopeful. "I guess so," he agreed.
Tofu leaned over and punched up some material from the medical archives,
which were displayed upon the surface of the desk.
"Well, first things first," he began. "You, Ranma, have something we
call the 'Y' chromosome, something which Akane and other females do not
have. Now on the 'Y' chromosome we find genes that express certain specific
proteins, hormones, and enzymes that are not found in the female biochemistry.
Also, certain genetic traits are passed only along the 'Y' chromosome, and
seem to predispose men to specific somatic conditions later in life..."
Ranma waved frantically at him.
"Hey, Doc, whoa! I mean, whoa... Maybe not *that* basic."
Tofu shrugged. It was difficult to tell if he had launched into his
spiel in all seriousness, or merely as a joke to lighten the mood. "Well,
you've probably noticed by now that boys and girls aren't the same. If
nothing else, your exposure to Jusenkyo has made that possible."
"I figured that one out the first time Pop made me watch one of his
pornos," Ranma groused. "I didn't need a cursed body to teach me."
Tofu blanched. "I see..." He took another tack. "So why don't you tell
me what happened between you and Akane that brought you in here so suddenly."
Ranma looked away, his face beet red and his feet tapping out a nervous
samba beat on the deck.
"I, uh, I kissed Akane," he muttered, not looking directly at Tofu as he
said it. "More like she kissed me first, and then I kissed her back, and then
we both sorta met in the middle for awhile..."
Tofu nodded slowly, trying not to grin at Ranma's explanation.
"That's it?" he asked after a moment.
"Whaddya mean, 'that's it?'" Ranma growled defensively. "That ain't
enough? I don't know what the hell I'm doing in the first place!"
"Take it easy, Ranma. I was just asking a simple question. Now I'm
going to ask another simple question: you're here to ask me romantic advice,
not a how-to on human reproduction, correct?"
Ranma nodded silently, though he was uncomfortable with the idea of
getting 'romantic advice,' and he didn't want to even think of the
implications of going down the twisted path known as the birds and the
bees. Health classes in the few years of formal schooling he had received,
plus Pop's pornos, had illustrated to him the mechanics and potential
consequences of sex, but the whole process remained somewhat fuzzy and
indistinct when applied to his own personal reality, and particularly
where that reality included Akane.
"Great," Tofu remarked. "Now we're getting somewhere. Next question:
do you like Akane?"
While the answer was never in doubt, Ranma thought long and hard about
actually voicing it aloud. Tofu mused idly on whether or not the process of
deciding would result in the triggering of the compartment's smoke alarms.
"I guess so."
Tofu pressed the issue. "Do you or don't you?"
"Okay... I--I like her," he replied. "Don't ask me why, cause she's
a violent, hypersensitive tomboy chick who's always ragging on me about
something."
Tofu smiled at Ranma's description of the girl he was so hung up over.
"Great. I think we can assume by the fact that since she kissed you first,
she likes you too."
"Really?" Ranma chirped. The thought that Akane actually *liked* him
had seemed so alien to him that he hadn't been able to come to that
conclusion himself. He supposed that she had said as much in her stateroom
shortly before their encounter in the elevator, but at the time, and with
the idea for finding Ryuugenzawa, it had all been a blur of conflicting
thoughts and emotions for him.
"Girls aren't in the habit of kissing guys they don't like," Tofu
pointed out.
"I guess so," Ranma admitted. The revelation wasn't doing anything to
ease his level of discomfort and confusion.
"Now then," Tofu continued. "You're wondering what you should do about
it."
"I sure am," Ranma grunted.
"Just do what comes naturally," Tofu said with an easy smile. He
reflected darkly upon the irony of this, since he had been unable to make
the same commitment where Kasumi was involved. It was times like this that
he wondered how the human race survived when so many of its men were weak
or clueless.
"Like what?" Ranma asked. "I mean, that's what I'm here for, Doc: some
details!"
"Well, I guess the most important thing for you to do would be to tell
her how you feel about her."
Ranma feared that Tofu would say as much.
"What if I'm not exactly sure about that?" he hedged.
"You already told me that you liked her," Tofu returned. "Go with that
for now. As the two of you become more comfortable with that, you might find
that telling her other things will be a lot easier."
Ranma seemed dubious about that.
"Okay. Then what?"
"You should probably lay off the insults," Tofu counseled. "I know
there isn't much to them, but all the same, do yourself a favor and watch
what you say to her."
Ranma cringed. He had been conditioned his whole life by his father and
by the troops in the various units they had signed with to trade fire - as it
were - with those around him. That part would not be easy, but he saw the
doctor's point.
"I'll try," he agreed. "What else?"
"I suppose it couldn't hurt if you did a few nice things for her every
now and again," Tofu observed.
"Like?"
"Well... Girls like getting flowers. I know that Akane enjoyed spending
time on the garden terrace back home on Nerima, so I think you're safe with
that one."
Ranma considered the subject the way an Explosive Ordnance Disposal tech
would contemplate his approach to a live thousand-kilogram bomb.
"Flowers," he said flatly.
"Flowers," Tofu confirmed.
Ranma looked up to the ceiling in frustration.
"Doc, we're millions of kilometers from the nearest florist," he pointed
out. "So how exactly am I supposed to do that?"
Tofu smiled. "The _Dragonfly_ happens to be an Invader Class JumpShip,"
he replied. "It has two greenhouse domes, one on either side of the habitat,
if you'll recall. You'll find an assortment of flowering plants there, and
some of them are probably ideal to present to a girl you happen to like."
Ranma remembered his time in one of the greenhouses after the misjump
and fire. He remembered lots of plants, but he never really paid all that
much attention to what they were. He *supposed* that there were flowers
there. After all, the greenhouses on an Invader Class were largely
recreational in purpose; the fresh food plants and their cleansing action
on the atmosphere were considered secondary benefits by the ship's designers.
"Okay, flowers," he conceded. "I know nothing about flowers, or how to
get them. I mean, is there a requisition form or something I gotta fill out
first, or can I just go pick some?"
"You should probably ask one of the ship's cooks," Tofu offered.
"They're usually the ones who tend the greenhouses as part of their
collateral duties."
"Sure. What else?"
"Candy is another option," Tofu noted. "But unless you have something
special tucked away somewhere, all we have at the moment is some stale
chocolate from the Ship's Store."
Even Ranma figured that this was probably insufficient to the task.
Tofu continued.
"You don't cook, do you?" the doctor asked.
Ranma looked at him as if he had grown another head.
"I can heat up a ration pack and boil water for rice."
"It was a thought," Tofu returned with shrug. "Women appreciate a man
who knows his way around a kitchen."
"I think I'm pretty much screwed there."
"Don't worry about it," Tofu soothed. "The big thing to remember here,
Ranma, is that the gifts aren't as important to a woman so much as the thought
behind them." He tapped the desk to make a point. "For example, if you were to
surprise Akane with flowers right now, she'd melt. It wouldn't matter if you
didn't know her favorite flowers, or that you couldn't get them, or that your
arrangement wasn't very neat. The fact that you of all people did something
like this for her would be all the gift she could hope for."
Ranma pondered this. It was as if the clouds of uncertainty had parted
somewhat, allowing a single ray of shining revelation into his head. "So
basically, what you're saying is that because I don't do stuff like that for
her now, there ain't no big expectations on me, so that anything I actually
do for her, even if it sucks, will totally blow her away?"
"Essentially," Tofu agreed, trying not to laugh at Ranma's remarkably
astute assesment of his situation with Akane. It was hard to screw up when
you were starting out from the bottom in the relationships department.
Ranma nodded solemnly. This wasn't going to be easy, but at least now
he had something to go on.
"Thanks, Doc."
"One last thing, Ranma," Tofu said to him.
"What is it?"
"Be honest with yourself," he advised. "If you can't be honest with
yourself about your feelings, then you can't be honest with her, and all it
will cause is problems between the two of you."
Ranma bit down on his lip at the thought.
"Sure thing, Doc. Thanks again."
He hopped up from his seat, shook Tofu's hand vigorously, and bounded
from the office like a man with a mission - which is what he considered the
advice he had been given to be.
Doctor Tofu Ono watched him go with a rueful shake of his head. As much
as he was pleased by the idea of Ranma and Akane warming to each other since
his first encounter with them back at the castle - over a leather divan and
the fact that it had been used as a bludgeon by the latter on the former's
head, no less - he found himself gripped with an almost parental concern for
the two.
He tapped at the touch sensitive keypad imbedded within the surface of
his desk, calling up Akane's medical record and a log of the Ship's Pharmacy
for the last quarter. He wasn't surprised by what he saw, but now he had
justification for his concern. He would need to speak with her about a very
important matter that she had been neglecting.