Your faithful Red Dragon here,  I got this and I thought wow a porno email then I read further.
Gomen

From: "Joy Lyn" <joy_lyn2@hotmail.com>
To: ffml@fanfic.com
Subject: [FFML] [Spamfic] SEE HOT TEENS NOW!
Date: Sat, 14 Oct 2000 10:31:01 PDT

SEE HOT TEENS NOW!

Better than HOT Boy Teens although I am certain our female readers would like to see that.

A spamfic in response to too much spam mail.
by Joy Lyn
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me.  None of those spamfic
messages about sexy teens are mine, either, despite the fact that they keep
jumping into my mailbox.

Must suck having to pry them out in the morning I known my email box is too small to hold all of these lovlely ladies.  ::An angry woman stands behind Red as he types his odd comments and pulls out a very large Akane mallet::  **WHACK**
"WHAT!!"

[Scene - A volcano]

Most would start at a beach.  More often than most your gonna see a babe or two **WHACK**
"One of these days."

A figure in red armor bounces out of the top of the volcano, startling a
group of scientists.

"Nope - no youja in there!" he shouts happily.

"Who - or what - are you!?" demanded one of the scientists.

"Ryo Sanada, Recca no Wildfire!"

********

[Scene - city in ancient China]

Well its no beach but...

A faceless assassin races across the roofs of the city, with two warriors in
hot pursuit.  The one with long teal-colored hair in a ponytail has a
glowing red symbol on his forehead.  The other, with orange hair and
carrying a fan, of all things, appears to be a bandit from his attire.

"LEKKA SHIEN!" shouts the orange-haired teen, waving his fan in an arc.
Flames shoot out of it, quickly toasting the assa-his comrade, Tamahome.

"Heheheh, sorry 'bout that, Tama-chan!" he says, and continues to run after
the assassin.

*********

"Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows...."

*********

[Scene - the inside of a shrine]

Hey your one of those guys who go to church to hit on women right?  Figures as much.

A young girl in a modified school uniform, a skintight white bodysuit with a
short red skirt, sits meditating in front of a fire, her long black hair
pooling behind her.

~The End~

{Scene a room with a computer and a whacked writer and a very angry woman)
Red sits with several large bumps on his head moaning as his friend beats him over the head with her mallet.  Screaming about how he should not be writing about women in bathing suits or naked women period.


Again Gomen
I thought this needed some C&C.
~Red Dragon
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