Your faithful Red Dragon here,  I got this and I thought wow a porno email then I read further.
Gomen

I *did* take the name straight from the title of a porno ad-email.

SEE HOT TEENS NOW!

Better than HOT Boy Teens although I am certain our female readers would like to see that.

*lecherous grin* I'd rather see Hot Male Twenty-somethings

   A spamfic in response to too much spam mail. by Joy Lyn Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me.  None of those >>spamfic

That was supposed to be just "spam", not spamfic (grrr)

messages about sexy teens are mine, either, despite the fact that they >>keep jumping into my mailbox.

Must suck having to pry them out in the morning I known my email box is >too small to hold all of these lovlely ladies.  ::An angry woman stands >behind Red as he types his odd comments and pulls out a very large >Akane mallet::  **WHACK**

^_^ The sexy anime characters are welcome.  The porno ads aren't. (although, if they'd start featuring anime characters...)

[Scene - A volcano]

Most would start at a beach.  More often than most your gonna see a babe or two **WHACK**
"One of these days."

Yes, but this is Ryo. ^_^ He's been known to take long naps in volcanos.  And he was the first that came to mind as a "hot teen"

[Scene - the inside of a shrine]

Hey your one of those guys who go to church to hit on women right?  Figures as much.

Nope. I'm a girl. ^_^

{Scene a room with a computer and a whacked writer and a very angry woman)
Red sits with several large bumps on his head moaning as his friend beats him over the head with her mallet.  Screaming about how he should not be writing about women in bathing suits or naked women period.

See how conditioned we are by those porno ads? There was absolutly nothing in this spamfic that had to do with naked women! Or even naked guys! Or swimsuits! But immediatly, what does everyone think of?

Again Gomen
I thought this needed some C&C.
~Red Dragon

Never apologize for giving C&C! I thrive on the stuff!

~Joy Lyn
http://members.tripod.com/jyunjyun/
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