Subject: [FFML] [Ranma][spamfic] Deceptions
From: Bryan Croft
Date: 10/3/2000, 10:25 AM
To: fanfic

Well here is a short fic based on a challenge someone gave me.  It is very
very rough but I wanted to get this out for a little c&c before I re-edit


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	DISCLAIMER: 
'Ranma 1/2' and all characters therein belong to Rumiko Takahashi,
Shogagukan, Kitty, and Viz Video.  This fanfic is own enjoyment, improve
my writing skill, and to pass on without profit. 


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	Akane left work early to surprise her husband.  Clutching her hands to
her chest, she tiptoed up the stairs.  'I love you so much.  I'm glad I
learned to trust you,' she thought.  Tears swiftly fell as she heared two
voices behind the door.
	
	"Are you sure we should be doing this?  What about Akane?"  A woman's
voice asked.

	"Who care's about that dumb gorilla.  All the girls in my life have been
objects, a means to the end.  Except for you... I love you, Ukyo."  The
sound of passionate kisses escaped through the door.

	Akane's whole body shook like a leaf in a gale force wind.  Swiftly she
kicked the bedroom door in.  Spasms wracked her body, signifying the
impending sobs.  Her eyes burned holes into the two bodies on the bed. 
Rage and hurt gripped Akane as her husband kissed Ukyo full on the lips
before turning to face her.

	"What do you want, we're busy here."  The man hugged his lover closer.

	"Why, I... I loved you?"  Akane sobbed.

	"So what?  I thought I loved you too, but Ukyo showed me true love. 
That's why I dumped those other girls- not for you, but Ukyo."  A large
smile soon filled his face.

	"Why did you ask me to marry you then?"

	"I wanted the house and dojo."  He waved his arm across the room.

	"Well you wont ge-"

	"I already have them.  Those papers you singed last week were not for the
will, They were ownership transfer papers."

	"..." Shock had overtaken Akane.

	"Now leave my house, *ex*.  Me and my *new* *wife* want to celebrate." 
The man turned and resumed kissing Ukyo.  "Oh, by the way this restraining
order says you need to stay 20 feet away from me... unless you want to be
arrested.

	"Ex?  What are you talking about?"

	"Along with the transfer papers you signed our divorce papers too.  You
trusted me *so* much that you never read them.  Oh how you've changed. 
Before you would have had Nabiki read them before you signed."

	"R... Ryoga," Akane contained her rage.  "What, what happened to Ranma?"

	The two lovers broke their kiss and separated.  Akane watched as they got
dressed and sat on the end of the bed.  Ryoga and Ukyo carried on an
animated conversation.  Ukyo nodded and whispered to Ryoga before turning
to Akane.

	"Sugar's right," Ukyo stood and bowed deeply to Akane.  "Thank you, from
the bottom of our heart.  We could not have destroyed him with out your
help."  Ukyo's smirk infuriated Akane, but she held her ground.  The
restraining order in Ukyo's hand reminded her of what would happen if she
attacked.

	Ryoga pulled Ukyo into his lap.  "Let me explain from the beginning.  It
started six months ago," Ryoga smiled. "I thought I was in Osaka, that was
until I saw Reiko's Jewelry st-" Ukyo's hand blocked any further words.

	"You're getting ahead of your self, Ryoga.  My story comes first."  Ukyo
stood up and started to pace the floor.  "Less then a month after the
failed wedding, Ranma, came to my shop."  Venom laced his name as Ukyo
spat at Akane's feet.  "He told me that me that he found my yati, and that
Genma was paying to have it repaired and returned."  Ukyo sat back down
caressing Ryoga's cheek.  

	"He� he said that?"  Akane asked as a small smile pursed her lips

	"He told me that he loved you, that you were the only one he... he ever
loved.  I swore right there he would pay for choosing a pathetic;
unskilled; uncaring; horrid looking gorilla as his love, and not the
goddess you see before you."  Ukyo smiled and waved the restraining order.
 "He told me that he was going to buy your engagement ring and that I was
*not* invited to the next wedding."  	

	Ukyo stood up and leaned against the wall.  "I followed him as he left my
shop.  I spotted Ryoga after Ranma entered Reiko's"

	Ryoga slowly stood up and embraced Ukyo, kissing her cheek lightly. "She
had a wonderful plan.  We were able to ambush Ranma as he left."  Ryoga
cracked a smile and started to laugh.  

	"This is so good.  I proposed to you that night with *his* ring.  The
look on his face when you told him you would marry me was priceless, but
it fails to compare to what it looked when I showed him the wedding night
video Ukyo took."

	"You should have seen it," Ukyo laughed.  "It was worse than that of a
child watching a puppy being hit by a car."

	"Ran... Ranma?"  Akane choked.

	Ukyo got up and slowly sauntered up to Akane's face.  "You would have
been proud of him, Akane, the baka finally listened to you."

	"Wha-"

	"Well I told him I would act as his second," Ryoga interrupted.  "I left
the coward for a second, to talk to Ukyo, and he chickened out.  So *we*
helped him thrust the tanto home, but I couldn't act as his second though.
 It was so much fun to watch him writhe in pain.  It took what, 3 hours."

	"Closer to four, It's to bad that we had to waste that good fire wood."
Ukyo replied.

	"True, but we couldn't let anyone find a body.  It would be a disgrace to
Shinto's everywhere if he would have gotten a shrine."

	"Whe... where are his ashes?"  Akane pleaded.

	"Well even though it was to good for him, we used the sewer," Ukyo said.

	"You two won't get away with this."

	"We already have.  We made the end of his life miserable.  Everyone saw
how depressed he was when we married.  If you try to say we killed him
we'll claim you are doing this to spite us.  They won't believe the ex
wife, one that was bound by giri to marry a coward.  For you see, you,
have no honor."

	"Ryoga do you remember why Ranma went to Jusenkyo?

	"To save your worthless hide?"

	"They showed him how to do it..." Akane smiled.

	"Do what?"  Ryoga snarled.

	"Make the Spring of the Drowned Ranma... well after they cured me, that
is."  Ranma laughed and stepped to the side.  "Isn't that right?"

	"Yep.  Hey, Kima, here is a Phoenix pill and some water," Akane smiled as
she walked in with two police officers.  "I'm sorry you had to be with
Ryoga, but you did owe us for what you did to me."

	"So you did they kill?"  Officer Ukime asked.

	"A stray animal.  Ranma switch places after he watched the 'Ryoga and
Kima' tape.  That's why *they* thrust the tanto."

	"By the way, Ryoga, I talked to Akane before you got to the dojo.  It's a
good thing you get lost so easily.  I was able to recover and talk to
Akane.  I showed her the receipt for the ring.  We had an idea you may try
to take the dojo over so we got married before you two got back."

	"Alright you two.  You are under arrest for attempted murder, robbery,
frau..."

	The voices faded as Ranma pulled Akane into an embrace.  "Do you think we
should tell our families what we did?"

	"And let them know I actually married a pervert."  Akane kissed Ranma's
check.  "I'd love to."


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Author's Notes---

No I do not feel this way about these two characters.  I don't like them,
but not as bad as I portrayed in this spam fic.


After a long break, I have restarted work an Another Chance.  I am 20-30%
done on chapter two and am working on a chapter one rewrite.


http://www.fortunecity.com/marina/thunder/579/




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