Subject: [FFML] [spamfic][idea][Ranma]
From: "Adam Brown" <abrown@wwdb.org>
Date: 9/26/2000, 12:15 AM
To: "FFML" <ffml@fanfic.com>


        Yet another normal semi-peaceful night was passing for the Tendo
household.  Nabiki was upstairs doing homework, Soun and Genma were
playing Shogi, Happosai was watching the third annual Miss Universe
contest, Kasumi was cleaning the kitchen, and Ranma and Akane
were...well, being Ranma and Akane.
        "Ranma, you jerk!"  WHAM!  Ranma flew through the door of the
dojo and, for once did not land in the pond.
        Ranma sat up rubbing his head.  "What'd ya do that for?!"
        "Ranma, if you're going to train me, take it SERIOUSLY!" she
bellowed back.
        Not far away, not so normal events were taking place.

        "Alpha Team, ready."
        "Beta Team, ready."
        "Gamma Team, ready."
        "All teams set to go."
        Sgt. Yakoto Ramuri nodded.  Drawing his pistol, and taking out
the arrest warrant, he gave the order.

        "I don't know why you bother Akane, you'll never be as good as
me, so -"  Ranma was interrupted as heavily armed police smashed down
the front door and swept through the house.
        "This is the Police-!"
        "Everyone, on the floor-!"
        "Get down now!"
        "Go, go, go!"
        Kasumi took one fearful look at the guns and fainted.  Ranma,
Akane, Soun and Genma were completely surprised.  Only Happosai was fast
enough.  He jumped up and ran out the side door to the closest wall,
half a second ahead of the tazers which hit the floor and wall around
where he had been sitting.
        Just as Happosai was about to make his escape, Beta Team
appeared, jumping up on the wall Happosai was trying to escape over.
This time, even Happosai was caught flat-footed.  Three tazers hit him,
and his body jerked and writhed as the electric current poured though
his nervous system.
        Twisting around, he tried for the next closest wall.  Making a
wobbling jump, Happosai tried to clear the wall, but Gamma Team was
ready.  Six of the eight tazer shots brought him down.
        By this time, Nabiki had been brought down from her room.  All
the occupants of the Tendo Dojo were lying on the ground.  When Sgt.
Ramuri was certain he had their attention, he began to read the arrest
warrent.
        "Soun Tendo, Genma Saotome, and Happosai, you are under arrest
for multiple counts of theft, fraud, and sexual assault, starting from
1980 to 1990.  You have the right to remain silent.  If you give up that
right..."  As Ramuri read, the Police hog-tied the three martial artists
and led them away to a patty wagon.
        "Daddy-?" cried Akane.  She tried to get up, but one of the
Police pushed her back down, and roared at her to stay there.
        When the Police were finally gone, the three conscious teenagers
looked blankly at each other in shock.
        Nabiki was the first to recover.  "Now what do we do?"

END

Anyone want to take this one up?  Some questions to consider while writing:

1. How(do) the three get out of jail.
2. How will the people of Nerima react to the Tendos' disgrace?
3. How will Nodoka react?
4. What will happen to Akane and Ranma now that the driving forces in the engagement are locked up?
5. Did Nabiki start formatting her Hard Drive when the cops busted in, so she wouldn't go to jail for extortion and blackmail? If so, what's her reaction?  :)

Adam


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