Subject: [Trailer][SM][Rockman X][NETTG!!][SV][Fusion/X-over] You
didn't believe me, did you?
Author: Benjamin A. Oliver
~~~ Attention:
(This preview has been approved for the viewing of ALL
AUDIENCES. That means we had to cut out all the horrific violence
and gratuitous immorality so, if you want to se the good stuff, you
have to buy a ticket. Deal with it.)
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(Scene: the buildingtops of London, England. All is in shadows
A shadowed figure cautiously moves from one side of a building to the
next.)
Narrator: Legends have long been spoken of an unstoppable force,
hidden among us, waiting to come forth.
(The shadow leaps from one roof to the next, obviously in a
hurry.)
Narrator: You prayed it wouldn't happen.
(The scene pans down to a busy street.)
Narrator: You begged not to have to see it again.
(A manhole pops off and a snakelike hiss is heard)(Traffic
screeches to a halt)
Narrator: You offered up living, human sacrifices, prostrated in
worshop in hopes of being saved from it.
(A monster growls and shreds out of the asphalt, firing bolts of
lightning out of its eyes and blasting aside cars; tearing holes in
buildings.)
Narrator: Your prayers have been in vain.
(All of the sudden, in a snap, the monster is caught up in a
thick binding of pink ribbons, neatly tied in a bow. The scene swings
around to see who did it: An orange-haired girl in a blue-hued,
short-skirted sailor-suit.)
Girl(giggles): I'm the cute and fluffy formerly oneshot warrior
Sailor Stylin'! I fight for beauty and fashion! (Strikes a pose)
Narrator(lightened tone): She's back, and nobody's going to stop
her.
(New scene: A blonde girl with a set of big glasses with a mask
and a sailor suit looks at a wrist communicator.)
Blonde(ducks a laser-beam): Lynne! I'm on my way!(raises a
compact and blasts the monster she's fighting with a yellow laser)
Narrator: With Sailor V!
(Scene: A doctor's office. A white-haired man looks at a
clipboard, straightens his white labcoat and looks at Sailor Stylin')
(Narrator: Doctor Thomas Light!
Dr. Light(To stylin'): Energy patterns... A liquid matrix, a
pulse... dear girl, you're either an alien or a humanoid robot!
(New scene: In front of a destroyed building. An armored,
human-faced red robot, standing with a blue-hued companion speak with
Sailors V and Stylin'."
Narrator: Rockman "X" and Zero!
Zero: An apocalyptic monster, ey?
(Stylin' and V nod.)
X: Trying to destroy the world?
(Another nod)
Zero(lights his beam saber): I'm game. How about you?
(New scene: The north pole. A fluffy white harp seal pounds away
on the keyboard of a laptop computer)
Narrator: And what story would be complete without some little
fanatical seal-creature?
Seal(hits 'enter'.): Alroight. Aye've located their hidden base.
(Looks down)(shivers from the cold) This is _soooo_ depressing.
Narrator: And we mustn't forget.
(Stylin' and X stand side-by-side in a war zone. X hands Stylin'
a backup arm-cannon. Stylin' holds it gingerly)
Stylin'(with distaste as if holding a deat rat): I can't use
this! I hate guns!
(Sailor V rushes on, several battlemechs following right behind her)
V: Then give it to me!(Snatches the cannon and starts going
ballistic)
(Scene: Doctor Wily falls from a giant robot-hulk, recently
trashed. He lands in front of Sailor V, who has her compact aimed at him.
Narrator: A crossover like you've never thought you'd see again.
With a budget of over 600 Billion Canadian Yaks...
(The title comes up)
Codename Project Sailor Stylin'?!?!
Coming to the FFML in August of 2001.
Seal(shivering in the cold, looking in vain for some hope of rescue
soon): It's sooo depressing, isn't it?
Rated GG (Good Grief....)
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Daniel "Admiral" Oliver
Benjamin A. Oliver
wjoliver@u.arizona.edu
NETTG Website:
http://members.tripod.com/DNyx/NETTG.html
"We are Bored. You will entertain us. Resistance is futile...
But we're not here right now.
So please leave your species number and galactic coordinates,
And you will be assimilated at our earliest possible convenience."
-Benjamin A. Oliver