Byooki Desu: This fanfic was stolen from.. someone and was orignally called "No Need For Wishes!"
Hovever I found the spam as lame as myself and couldn't stand it.. so I dicided to make it even lamer.. ((if you don't beleive that just look at teh fact that I used such a word as "lamer" ))
One Wish!
Home alone with a slight cold, Ranma was lounging on the couch in the
living room, changing channels with the remote.
Exclaiming, "Damn, nothin' but girly shows!" in disgust, the pigtailed
boy was about to go upstairs to his room and take a nap, when his
stomach rumbled loudly.
Peeking into the kitchen, Ranma was surprised to find it empty, when
realization hit him.
'Kasumi went to return that book to Dr. Tofu!'
When Ranma's stomache rumbled
again, the pigtailed boy knew something was serriosly wrong! he hadn't eaten since last time he ate!
So, with an air of seriousness around him, the halfboy decided that he was too tired and hungry to
cook, and decided to order out. Besides, he reasoned that there would be
more food left for him, since his father and Mr. Tendo went on a sudden
training trip after overhearing Happosai mention that they were getting
soft.
Then he decided that that line was to damn long.
Walking over to the phone, Ranma dialed the Nekohanten's number, and was
about to order some ramen, when a cheerful voice at the other end said,
"Hello, you've reached the Goddess Relief Office. A representative would
be with you shortly."
"Kasumi? What are you doin' at the Nekohanten?" Ranma asked in
confusion, but received no answer.
Shrugging his shoulders, Ranma hung up and was about to call Ukyo, when
a woman came out of a mirror, and floated over to him.
"Hello, I am the goddess Belldandy!" she introduced herself, beaming at
him.
"Hi, I'm Ranma, Ranma Saotome. Do you, by any chance, have any food with
ya?"
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An hour later, after Ranma and Belldandy had eaten, and exchanged a few
life stories, Ranma suddenly got an inspiration.
"Okay, I might as well make my wish," Ranma said, smiling.
But Bellchan just shook her head..
"Ranma, dear. you can only have one wish!"
Ranma sprayed the food he was currently chewing on, all over nice goddess.
"What the hell are yah talkin' about bitch! I want my curse CURED!"
Bell just shook her head licking away some of the food crumbs Ranma had sprayed her face with.
" I am sorry Ranma.. but you already made your wish-"
Ranma stared at her for a moment before he slapped her face.
"WHAT!!"
Bell got up from her chair walking over to the mirror. "well you see Ranma, dear.. you wished for takeout.. and umm that is what yah got ^_^"
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Byooki Desu: Now that was lame.
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