Sorry if this pops up twice. Didn't seem to go through the first time
CJO wrote:
Cologne and Lilac excused themselves, leaving the six teens alone.
Making sure they had another video camera squirrled away, just counting on
how much money they could make wih a sequal.
Kasumi hesitated. "Ranma... do you want me to...?" She paused,
eyes questioning. Ranma waited for her to finish her sentence, looking
back at Kasumi in concern. "Ranma..." Kasumi said very quietly. "Do
you want me to marry Dr. Tofu?"
Ranma smiled, misunderstanding. "Yeah, Kasumi. I want you to be
happy, alright? Don't worry about a thing. I'll fix things up with the
Doc."
Ranma: (To Tofu) I'm telling you, she's a great lay and gives head like
nobody's business.
Tofu: Deal! I'll marry her.
Kasumi's smile faded slightly. < Do I want to marry Dr. Tofu? >
She pictured the man. Kindly laughter, fogged up glasses... so silly...
Deliriously so.
that cute pigtail... < Pigtail? No, that's Ranma. Dr. Tofu IS a very
nice man, he's a bit silly, but that's part of what I like about him.>
That's he's completely irrational and has an unstable grip on reality when
she's around. :)
Kasumi pictured the doctor in her head again. < Ranma want's
wants
Nabiki watched her older sister's face change expression from happy,
to thoughtful, to wistful. She sighed to herself. < Kasumi, what do
you really want?>
Probably to go back in time and not sleep with Ranma. :)
Nabiki went back to a pressing problem. < School is
tomorrow. If someone was selling these things a week ago... they'll be
all over the Furinkan by now.
Nabiki: I'm not going to have any trouble getting dates ever again. Yipee!
If we didn't have a long weekend, we
would have already been hearing all about this.>
I have a feeling the 'Let's Kill Ranma Because He Really Does Boffs All
The
Good Looking Chicks' club is going to be on the warpath.
Nabiki shook her head
in frustration. < Tomorrow, one way or another, our lives are forever
changed.> Nabiki went to the phone and dialed the number of her first
lieutenant.
After three rings the phone was picked up.
"Sieg Heil, mein Feurer!" was the response on the end
Nabiki spoke quickly and precisely. "Ryomani?
Gee. Where have I heard this name before? ^_^
It's me. Something
big has come up... Yeah, real big.
Ryonami: I've seen the tape. Ranma's really not all that 'big'. He just
knows how to pace himself well.
Nabiki scratched her chin. "Well... first we need to make a stop
over at the Cat Cafe for some supplies. Then... well, I'll tell you the
rest on the way, OK?"
'okay' (Spell it out)
Shampoo nodded slowly. "OK.
and here
Is very important, Nabiki?" It wasn't
really a question.
Err, then why is there a question mark at the end? If you want to make it
more of a statement, I'd recommend changing it to a period to help express
it
Nabiki answered anyway. "Yeah, very important." Shampoo and Nabiki
left together, leaving Akane, Kasumi and Ukyo in the living room.
"Group orgy?" Ukyou asked
"I get dibs on being on top!" Akane called first
Ukyo shook her head. "I really don't want to know what she's doing,
do I?"
Akane looked worried. "I hope that whatever it is, it works."
Not like it can get much worse.
Ukyo nodded. "Me too." She looked hesitant. "Hey, is it alright
if I stay here tonight? I'll camp out in the dojo or something.... It's
just that I don't really feel like going back to the restaurant
tonight."
Ukyou: And hearing Konatsu cry all night when he finds out Ranma and I did
the horizontal mambo
Akane glanced at Ukyo. "Sure... I don't mind, Ukyo. Its
It's
Ranma had taken his time getting to Dr. Tofu's, trying to think of
what he was going to say. He had gotten several ideas,
mainly involving just to keep on walking until he ended up in South
America
Ranma sighed to himself and went in anyway. < It's not like I've
got much choice.> The pigtailed martial artist glanced around the
waiting room. There were several elderly patients waiting to see the
doctor. Ranma frowned. < I need to talk to the Doc alone. I hate to do
this but...> Ranma glanced out the door. "Hmm, I wonder how long I
have until Kasumi gets here. She said she was coming along in a couple
minutes...."
heh. Cute
As a group, the patients jumped up and quickly exited the office,
nodding gratefully to Ranma as they did so. When Dr. Tofu finished with
the patient he had been currently working on, he looked out and saw
Ranma alone in his office. "Ah, Ranma! How can I help you today? Akane
hasn't been hitting you again, has she?"
Ranma: No. She's been giving me hickeys in embarassing spots instead.
Ranma shook his head. "No Doc,
No, Doc
not for awhile..." He blinked. <
That's funny, Akane hasn't hit me since...
....I came before she had an orgasm.
then....> He shook his
head. "Anyway, that's not why I'm here. I need you to show me some
shiatsu points, like a sleep shiatsu or a paralysis shiatsu or
just cholorform will do."
Ranma sighed. "Well, I gotta fight Akane, Ukyo and Shampoo
tomorrow, and I don't want to hurt them."
....Cause then I won't have sex with all three of them right afterwards.
Ranma nodded again. "Yeah. I kinda know what they do, and Cologne
told us about the long term affects, but I kinda thought a second
opinion might help."
Dr. Tofu: Fine. If they took that drug combination, they're screwed.
Ranma closed his eyes and sighed once more. "Thanks anyway, Doc. I
hoped you might know a way, but it really doesn't matter now."
Dr. Tofu blinked. "You mentioned having to fight them, does this
have anything to do with Amazon law?"
Ranma nodded. "Yeah, all the other girls had to become Amazons, or
Shampoo would have had to kill them.
Ranma: Just like she'd have to kill anyone she gave the kiss of death to.
Tofu: Ah, Ranma. She didn't kill anyone she gave the kiss of death to.
Ranma: Hey! Wait a second. You're right!
(Back at the house)
Shampoo: (to all of the other girls) So long as no one be stupid and
remind
Ranma that Amazons no try to enforce silly law, we we all get hot piece of
hot martial arts stud after tomorrow.
All the girls: Right!
Since by Amazon law, I've already
separately defeated Akane, Ukyo, and Shampoo, I have to marry them. The
fight is to prove I can handle all three, to see if I'm worthy...
"Which of course, I am," Ranma assured him.
Dr. Tofu took his fingers away from the spot he had been showing
Ranma.
Which was probably for the best since the doctor wasn't sure if it was a
shiatsu point, or the exploding head contact point for those Fist of the
Northstar moves he knew.