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a revenge fic thingee
by
john-Martin Lotz
Heard waiting in line
Call me Ishmael.
It�s not my name, but you can call me Ishmael anyway.
Actually, to my friends and those of my rank, I�m Jake. To
my superiors, I�m �Hey you.� And to my subordinates, I�m God.
Sure is a big crowd today.
I've been a spear carrier, for Achilles, I rode with Jesse
James. I�ve done the 47 Ronin entirely too many times to tell.
Hell, I was even a red shirt on the Enterprise but I really
needed the money..
Son, when I started out, I was in the great ones.. Bards,
and Skalds, spoke and I was there. Then came books, then the
movies, then the mimeograph machine then TV then the internet,
then the fanfic..
I�d love to have them see what it�s like.
Err, they did what?!?!?!
Poor sucker, seems that Yohko needs a new boy friend. At least A-ko hasn�t
found Akane�s Mother�s cookbook.. Nasty.
What, he�s next. Oh, one of them. He, he. Good luck kid. It could be
worse � I guess!!!!!
You could have ended up engaged to Akane. And remember, tell �em ,
you don�t like tentacles.
All I've got to do is pay Nabiki off.
As he chortled, someone spilled a bottle of juice and, the last part
was written on signboards.
jml
johnl@tomatoweb.com