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No Need For Wishes!
Home alone with a slight cold, Ranma was lounging on the couch in the
living room, changing channels with the remote.
Exclaiming, "Damn, nothin' but girly shows!" in disgust, the pigtailed
boy was about to go upstairs to his room and take a nap, when his
stomach rumbled loudly.
Peeking into the kitchen, Ranma was surprised to find it empty, when
realization hit him.
'Kasumi went to return that book to Dr. Tofu!'
Shuddering briefly, Ranma said a quick prayer for the poor bastards
waiting to be cured in Dr. Tofu's clinic. When his stomach rumbled
again, the pigtailed boy decided that he was too tired and hungry to
cook, and decided to order out. Besides, he reasoned that there would be
more food left for him, since his father and Mr. Tendo went on a sudden
training trip after overhearing Happosai mention that they were getting
soft.
Walking over to the phone, Ranma dialed the Nekohanten's number, and was
about to order some ramen, when a cheerful voice at the other end said,
"Hello, you've reached the Goddess Relief Office. A representative would
be with you shortly."
"Kasumi? What are you doin' at the Nekohanten?" Ranma asked in
confusion, but received no answer.
Shrugging his shoulders, Ranma hung up and was about to call Ukyo, when
a woman came out of a mirror, and floated over to him.
"Hello, I am the goddess Belldandy!" she introduced herself, beaming at
him.
"Hi, I'm Ranma, Ranma Saotome. Do you, by any chance, have any food with
ya?"
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An hour later, after Ranma and Belldandy had eaten, and exchanged a few
life stories, Ranma suddenly got an inspiration.
"Okay, I might as well make my wish," Ranma said, smiling. Pointing his
finger at Belldandy, he continued, "I want a goddess like you to stay
with me forever!"
Ranma started snickering, but stopped immediately after noticing that a
strong gust of wind was gathering around Belldandy, as she was floating
in the air.
In a display of power, which managed to impress even Ranma, who'd faced
some of the best martial artists in the world, the wish was carried out
and registered by Yggdrasil. The distraught goddess almost fell on the
floor, when Ranma caught her, contemplating how light she was.
Recovering in record time, she rushed over to the phone, and called her
Father to find out how such a wish could've been approved. After
discussing the matter for a couple of minutes, she hung up the phone and
sighed.
"Is... is somethin' wrong?" Ranma asked timidly, shuffling his feet.
After all, he didn't really mean to make any problems for the goddess.
"The wish you made has already been accepted by the system. The Almighty
said it was too late to change it," Belldandy explained to him, walking
away from the phone.
"Um, so does that mean you have to stay here with me from now on?" Ranma
asked, not meeting her eyes.
"Well... you see... I'm already involved with someone, and..."
Ranma looked up to see the goddess blushing profusely, while struggling
with the words.
"I... I'm sorry," he offered lamely, feeling bad inside. "I didn't
know..."
Belldandy got her embarrassment under control and walked into the
kitchen, Ranma following her dumbly.
"However, there is a solution," she said, smiling, having turned towards
the pigtailed boy. "You asked for 'a goddess like me'..."
Opening the hot water tap, Belldandy finished cheerfully, "...so here's
my younger sister Skuld! I'm sure you two would be very happy together!"
As a sixteen-year-old girl with facial markings rose from the water,
Ranma felt a chill going down his spine and gulped audibly. It wasn't
the mallet strapped to her back, or the fact that she'd just appeared
out of the water tap. No, the experience was probably caused by Skuld's
glowing eyes, which promised him a lot of pain...
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Rumiko Takahashi, Shogagukan, Kitty and Viz Communications own Ranma
1/2. Kosuke Fujishima, Dark Horse Comics and Studio Proteus own Oh! My
Goddess (Ah! Megami-sama).
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This was my first attempt at a spamfic, and I hope you liked it. In any
case, I'd love to hear from all of you. :)
Oh, and in case anyone's interested, Belldandy's 'boyfriend' mentioned
here is Keiichi. And this takes place some time from the beginning of
the manga, hence Skuld's age.
Corwin (ely7@inter.net.il)
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