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Temporary Maddness.
Sight on the Kerry Stinger Show
"KERRY, KERRY", a large mob of drooling fannatics chanted as a man
standing a mere 5 feet wobbled on to a large stage platform. Kerry hated
doing this show topic but he was paid the mega bucks to tell the world about
these freaks. A few of the Bodygaurds got ready as he was about to speak.
Always during the into one of the crowd would try to bum rush Kerry just to
get a handshake or a hug. Sometimes Kerry would even have to sign some
stupid thing or another for them so they would leave him alone. Today was
different Kerry noted mentally today was different.
"Todays topic is", Kerry started as a man tried to rush on stange to
grab Kerry's Shirt but was caught by the big Body Gaurds and hauled
off."Ahem can I finish what I was going to say? Today's Topic is My Love
life is in Shambles And I blame my Fathter The Gaint Panda"
"KERRY,KERRY", THe mob started again. Kerry pulled out a winchester 38
and pointed it towards the skylight and pulled the Triger letting out a loud
bang from the gun and the sound of glass shatering.
"SHUT UP YOU FREAKS!", Kerry Screamed. THe Crowd sat in awe of the man
they had come to love and admire. Ranma was backstage watching the whole
little play go on and wondered if Kerry would ever shoot a fan? He might
after all and the people would still love him. Muist be something in the
water. "My First Geust is Ranma Saltome."
Load exsplotion from backstage as Ranma Runs off Screaming Damn you
Nabiki!
Sorry I had to do this. It was stuck in my head
all day long. you will see more of these in the coming months as my
maddness sets in too deep.
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