Wow! This is an old one:
CJO wrote:
Addicted to Love: Chapter3: Ranma no Video
Insert standard fanfic disclaimer of your choice here.
WARNING: There are Lime moments ahead. No actual descriptions of sexual
acts occur
Boo. I want to see T+A.
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Kasumi blinked and gasped. Akane held her hands over her eyes,
occasionally peeking, then shuddering. Nabiki looked a little pale
herself, the "Ice Queen" facade having crumpled during the first few
minutes. Ukyo swore. Shampoo merely had a sick look on her face. Ranma
fainted.
They were, of course, watching a poorly edited and obviously
homemade videotape of events that were largely unremembered at
unremembered, at
least on
a conscious level. "Aiyaaaaaa... no wonder great grandma-ma was telling
me to use ancient amazon extra strength mouthwash...." <shudder> "...and
brush and floss."
Heh
"Oh my, oh my, oh my." Kasumi held one hand in front of her mouth,
and just stared. "Oh dear."
Wow! She's really disconcerted. :)
Akane noticed that Ranma was escaping having to sit through this by
means of his faint. "PERVERT!" < WHAM! >
Heh. He kind of did deserve it. He should reel in horror, same as the
others.
Cologne popped her head into the room.
Better than her suddenly popping up in the video. :)
"Oh, so you're finally
watching that thing."
"You'll be happy to know I sold over three thousand copies of it in the last
two days, a full 40% of the sales going to Furinkan students," she added.
After another half-hour, the tape finally ended. Cologne noted the
shell-shocked look several of them were manifesting.
"Uhm, I'm sorry. I'm really, really, really, sorry." Ranma managed
to say though he was addressing a section of the floor.
"Usually I last longer than a couple of minutes and can get it up more than
twice," he said, hoping they believed him.
"Great grandma-ma, you know what happen yet?"
"Yes, child. I have two bits of news for you all." Cologne waited a
bit, knowing that the scenes they had just viewed were going to put them
back into shock for a little bit.
'while' sounds better than 'bit' to me.
"News?" Nabiki finally got her mind out of neutral.
and into reverse.
"What music?"
"Shampoo hear what sound like music playing at beginning of tape..."
But assumed it was just cheap porn stuff to set the mood,
"Hmmm, let me see it." Cologne inspected the tape as Ukyo brought it
over.
"Interesting. This is a copy of a copy. Happosai apparently made the
original, now
original. Now
someone else has gotten into the act and started their own
distributorship."
Smart Cookie
Nabiki made a little noise in the back of her throat as she caught a
good look at the labels. "Made in Hong Kong?"
"And I'm not in on the profits! WAAA!"
It would take several weeks to calm Nabiki down, and only after the others
agreed to do a sequal so they could make some money this time around. The
only hard part would be tracking down Tarou to use for the tentical rape
scene.
The little group looked at each other, knowing that tape pirates in
areas like Hong Kong usually made copies of 10,000 minimum. Adding
international distributorship to the equation...
Kasumi's usual air of ignoring everything unpleasant was gone. Of
them all, she was the most shattered by the shame involved here. "How
can I face anyone ever again?"
"They'll know I'm terrible at eating out women. It took over half an hour to
bring Ukyou off even once."
Cologne waited until everyone had sat and quieted down. She nodded
once, they
once; they (I think would be better)
"By turning a profit on this whole sordid mess, he is thumbing his
nose at Nabiki. The public shame may not have been entirely his plan, as
he had originally just sold the tapes to Furinkan students and
apparently put a few 'freebies' out to people who knew you. The shame
was his strike against Akane and Ukyo. Having to share her husband is
his blow against Shampoo. The knife in Ranma's ribs
is that people he cares about are hurt and will continue to be hurt
through his actions, however little control
extra space
"Yes child.
Yes, child
"Have you never wondered, son-in-law, about the laws? How an
outsider male defeating an amazon must be brought within the tribe? How
would we control such males if they have already proven capable of
defeating their wives in combat?
Ranma: Lots of hot sex?
Cologne: But that wouldn't work on the gay ones, now would it?
Ranma conceded the point.
"What's the cure?" Nabiki glared at Ranma, though she didn't seem to
beable
be able
"Urk." Ranma managed to get out that much, but it was obvious that
he had gone further and further into shock. Kasumi looked so completely
out of it that she'd probably not have noticed if Cologne were to
announce her upcoming wedding to Mister Ed.
Hmm. That one doesn't work for me at all. Anyone else you can use? No one
really coming to mind right now.
"What was he, a doctor? An engineer?" Kasumi licked her lips and
found herself watching Ranma. He was a strong warrior, which was
something they wanted now.
Drug affecting her again, eh?
"He was a PLUMBER, all right." Cologne glared at Lilac. "We got
someone who understood sewage systems, water purification, dam building,
and basic modern construction techniques. What we got out of all this
was indoor plumbing, simple water purification, and a small dam that
supplies electricity to the village. Which merely proves that SOME
people play fast and loose with the rules
and if it benefits the village in the long run, then in the long run it
is overlooked.
Like most governments.
"There are suitors coming?" Cologne followed her question with an
ancient swearword peculiar to the amazons. It involved the male gender
denoted which head was being used to think with, and that said male
wasn't particularly good with either of the two in any capacity.
Actually I know lots of modernday women that know words like that. Not that
they have ever been directed at me, nosir.
Nice work. And nice to see you're working on this again.
D.B. Sommer