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"REWIND!" Tenchi's jaw dropped as time rewound itself to just
before Nagi's beam touched Washuu's flesh.
"STOP!" Washuu then moved out of the way of the beam and
muttered to herself about carelessness. Snapping her fingers,
another plushie doll appeared, which she positioned where she'd
just been standing.
*stare* That... explains a few things.
(smirk) It does, doesn't it? Washuu practically has to be
doing _something_ like this, though.
Outside on the veranda, Shiria, Pikko, and Teruzi conferred while
Menori played. With a sudden "poof", Byuutii appeared in the air
above Menori and backwinged to land on her shoulder, wrapping her
tail around Menori's neck. Menori put her sitar down so she
could stroke Byuutii's head. The golden reptile's eyes whirled in
appreciation.
*blinkblink*
Small golden lizard. Flys using wings. Swirly eyes. Name
pronounced Beauty.
Associates with a musician.
*snicker* Niiiiiice.
Okay, you found me out. ;)
"Neither Byuutii nor the others actually saw anyone, but... doors
opened and closed on their own. Raaki smelled a male human in the
shrine office which he couldn't see. Unfortunately, my pets are a
little vague on the sequence of events."
Rocky? And those critters wouldn't be very good a the whole 'time'
concept...
No, they aren't, are they?
Standing in mid-air high above the house, Yugi contemplated means
of destruction. Suddenly she started, then looked up into the
sky. "Oh? Well, aren't YOU interesting? Congealing in this
solar system? Too slowly?
Yugi smiled. "I'll be glad to help."
A Shin-Tenchi reference? Huh.
I thought her name was Yuki.
She is from Shin-Tenchi, but it's spelled 'Yugi' in the ending
credits.
"They will detect him anywhere within a fifty meter radius, and
then, when hurled, immobilize him completely. It's a foolproof
plan!" cackled Pikko. "Maybe I'll call them 'Pikko-Balls'".
*groan*
Hey, could _you_ resist that pun? :)
The oldest, Satoru, pointed a lightsaber at Tenchi. "EVIL
SEDUCER! We challenge you! Anyone who wants to date our sister
Hikaru must defeat all three of us! And even then, you must start
out being pen-pals!"
*snicker* They is sooooooo dead.
Well, they would be if Tenchi were serious, at any rate...
"Prince Youshou!" Four female voice caroled as they hurled their
Pikko-Balls. "WE CHOOSE YOU!"
Who's four? Menolly?
Menori. I guess I'd better make that clearer.
Satoru knocked the Tenchi-ken from Tenchi's hands just as a large
black bubble dropped from the sky. It popped, revealing a
ten-story-tall large yellow monster. Its snarling face was framed
with two colored patches on its cheeks. It strode forward on its
short stubby legs, snarling at Tenchi, Hikaru's brothers, and the
mob of ladies. Its gaze fixed on the paralyzed Prince Youshou.
In a high, squeaky voice, it spoke.
*stare* You sad, sad man.
Gozer the Destroyer (from 'Ghostbusters') is _supposed_ to
appear in some ludicrous shape. And, given the immediately
preceding stimuli, is it so surprising that this shape crossed
_somebody's_ mind?
Washuu began making comments in a loud voice about how very
often things like this happened in the Masaki household. The
few fiancees in a position to hear her looked quite upset.
Well, that's a few more gone.
Well, Tenchi certainly hopes so.
"What are you talking about, Washuu?"
"You're pregnant."
Tenchi: (faint)
At least! Maybe Kiyone too?
Hikaru, Fuu, Umi, and Hikaru's brothers were created by CLAMP;
Rei and Asuka are owned by Gainax.
Menolly and her 'associates' created and owned by Anne McCaffery.
Well, this is more of an "inspired by" case, I imagine.
Still, I didn't do a very good job of a 'complete' credits
listing, did I?