[A camera comes up from the darkness to show a 17 year old boy holding
a group of papers and wearing a Nadesico T-Shirt. He smiles.]
Kevin: Ah, good, good. Welcome to the Second Edition of Evangelion
Fanfiction Review, I'm your host Kevin Callahan. We really have
a stellar group of fics here folks, and it's my pleasure to introduce
them and my ideas about them. Joining me today to give his
opinions as well is the ever irrepressible, Shinji Ikari from BoE!
Shinji: Uh, hi people.
Kevin: Ok, let's go right to the fics.
----- Original Message -----
From: "B. Na" <sme291@hotmail.com>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Cc: <meesun5@mail.com>
Sent: Sunday, August 06, 2000 2:15 AM
Subject: [FFML] [NGE] ["The Waste Land] [Ch. 2] [Revised]
Kevin: Da 'ell? People say I threw EoE right out the window, this was
complete nonsense to me, maybe because I didn't read the first
chapter. If so, then that's my fault, and an bias I have against
what I saw doesn't have a good base.
Shinji: Uh.. Yea.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jonathan Gaters" <katarnx2b@netzero.net>
To: "FFML" <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Monday, August 07, 2000 2:47 AM
Subject: [FFML] [EVA][FILK] Circles
Kevin: I very much liked, and I ask permission of the author to in fact
make this for a convention contest. He'll be credited of course.
Shinji: Do I have to be here, I didn't really read the...
----- Original Message -----
From: "Sparky Clarkson" <sparkster@writeme.com>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Saturday, August 05, 2000 9:58 PM
Subject: [FFML] [Eva][Fanfic] Part Nine OMAKE!
Kevin: Evafiction Rule 1: If it's Sparky, it's gotta be good.
Shinji: I'm not amused.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Adrian Forest" <dalziel_86@hotmail.com>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Cc: <efml@nabiki.com>
Sent: Monday, August 14, 2000 2:30 PM
Subject: [FFML] [FIC][EVA]EVA 2055, Episode 3.0 "The Presence Of Angels"
Kevin: Evafiction Rule 2: 2055 is one of the few New Pilot series to continually
keep me hooked. The personnal are human and not some omnipotent
perfect soldier. The history is well researched and well explained.
Good work!
Shinji: I'm 50 and I can't synch. I hate you. I really hate you.
Kevin: Ah, emotion finally.
Shinji: What am I without my piloting? I'm nothing... Nothing... Noth....
Kevin: Uh, right... Moving on...
----- Original Message -----
From: "JJ Corley" <ronin_salsolo@hotmail.com>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Wednesday, August 16, 2000 3:37 PM
Subject: [FFML] [NGE AU][3rd Draft] NGE: Honor's Duty, Stanza Four
Kevin: Very Funny. It made me laugh hard.
Shinji: o/~ If go hentai will you still call me SuperShinji? o/~
Kevin: NEVER do that again.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jonathan Gaters" <katarnx2b@netzero.net>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Friday, August 18, 2000 2:42 AM
Subject: [FFML] A New World For Shinji & Asuka 10
Kevin: It's bad, what else can I say? Choppy writing, bad editing... It's just bad.
Sorry Jon, remember, this is just my opinion.
Shinji: I didn't understand what I read...
----- Original Message -----
From: "Platypus 3333" <platypus3333@yahoo.com>
To: "EFML" <efml@nabiki.com>; "FFML" <FFML@fanfic.com>
Sent: Friday, August 18, 2000 5:09 PM
Subject: [FFML] [Fanfic][Eva][RoughDraft] End of an Era 0.1:father
Kevin: Need more. I liked what I saw, but I want more.
Shinji: I am a good son, I am a good son, I am a good son...
----- Original Message -----
From: "Kuniadam-sun Kisaragi Kasugano" <kasugano@iprimus.com.au>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Sunday, August 27, 2000 4:29 PM
Subject: [FFML] Eva fic (no title) and misc comments.
Kevin: Uhm... HUH?
Shinji: What he said.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Erin" <the_only_cappadocian@yahoo.ca>
To: "FFML post" <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Sunday, August 27, 2000 6:48 PM
Subject: [FFML] [Spamfic][Eva][Cybersix] The Newest Pilot
Kevin: Blah. It wasn't very funny.
Shinji: New pilots rarely are.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Sparky Clarkson" <sparkster@writeme.com>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Cc: <efml@nabiki.com>
Sent: Saturday, September 02, 2000 7:10 PM
Subject: [FFML] [Eva][Fic] Ascent of the Fallen, Part Ten
Kevin: NOOOOO! How could you leave such a cliffhanger? I've
waded through all these mediocre fics just to read
something by one of the best, and you make it a cliffhanger?
GRRRR!! More. Now. Got it?
Shinji: Kaoru isn't dead!!! *big smile*
Kevin: Awww, Kodak moment.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Adrian Forest" <dalziel_86@hotmail.com>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Monday, September 04, 2000 4:09 PM
Subject: [FFML] [FIC][EVA]EVA 2055 Episode 4.0 "Jungle/Nest Of Vipers"
Kevin: Ok, now this is good, as usual. It's one of the reasons I continue
reading Eva fics. I did find one grammar mistake, but overall, one
mistake out of all that writing is not bad. Keep it up!
Shinji: I'm still 50 and I still can't synch. This fics series stinks. At least
give me like an admiralship or make me a celebrity or give me a...
Kevin: Next Fic!
----- Original Message -----
From: "platypus3333" <platypus3333@yahoo.com>
To: "FFML" <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Wednesday, September 06, 2000 12:13 AM
Subject: [FFML] [Fanfic][Eva][Draft] Shinji Ikari: Revelations: 1 of 2
Kevin: That successfully captured the essence of Evangelion. The
non-sense of it was so true to the series. I really loved it and hope
to see more.
Shinji: I suppose I need to take him up on he dreamcast offer...
"God is a potato," indeed.
----- Original Message -----
From: <JLee100441@aol.com>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Saturday, September 09, 2000 1:32 AM
Subject: [FFML] [NGE] A Little Different.
Kevin: Hai, different indeed. Cute though, unexpectedly cute. It could have
been drawn out more. And about "the end?" I certainly hope you'll
consider a longer rewrite.
Shinji: Yuri *_*
----- Original Message -----
From: "Matthew Harrison" <musko_no_kaji@hotmail.com>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Tuesday, September 12, 2000 10:36 PM
Subject: [FFML] [Lime][Yaoi][Eva] The Secret's out...?
Kevin: Good for a quick laugh.
Shinji: I think I'll be sick...
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jackson The Fearless" <towelman42@juno.com>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Wednesday, September 13, 2000 4:55 PM
Subject: [FFML] [Eva][parodyfic] Shin Slurpee Evangelion - SLURPEE 0:7
Kevin: Despite the fact it's a parody fic, I really like it, and would term to
more as an Alteruniverse fic. I want more, I'll probably go read the old
slurpees, but I want more after this! Write. Now. Why are you still
reading this email?
Asuka: I really liked this fic, Deadboy and I should have gotten together
a long time before we, ah, died...
Kevin: Hey, who, let you in?
Asuka: Better question is, why would you keep my from my Shinji?
Shinji: Asuka! *hug*
Kevin: Uhm, ok, as they make out off camera, I'd like to thank you all for
tuning in! This is Kevin Callahan for Evangelion Fanfiction Review. Good
night.
[camera tilts down back into darkness]