At 03:36 AM 9/13/2000 +0000, Matthew Harrison wrote:

The blame for this can be laid on Both Cris Jones

I'm a rat bastard!

"I will. And take your damn hands from your face while I talk to you!" (I want to see your expression, Ikari...)

There's really so little characterization for Kozo Fyutski in the Eva Anime other than the fact that he seemed to be hot for Yui at one point...

I'm really surprised that this hasn't happened a lot sooner.

"It has been noticed that the first child has been... walking oddly recently.

He's got the clamp.

SHOCKED me, Ikari, shocked ME! I, I need not remind you, who spent a

year >among the nymphomanaiacal buggerboys of Buenos Aires! She told me ALL of it!"

????
Nymphomanaiacal Buggerboys. My god, what an intensely intense image created with just two words. (Sounds like a boy-band.)

Ikari slumped. Fuyutsuki wondered if he was going to be sick.

I know my stomach is churning.

"ALL, Ikari. Yopu have put that poor clone through a sequence of depravity

Yopu?

that I would never, indeed, could never descend to! Is no part of that poor girl's body safe? You have performed lewd, obscene and disgusting acts upon her person including... and I must say that this beggars belief... rape and laceration of the backs of the knees."

That's just gross.

"Ikari... do you know how much of a gossip Ritsuko is? I had to promise

her >six sessions with the vaulting horse, the tawse, a security detail and Ms. >Ibuki to keep her quiet! Thursday afternoons, too, and that's normally my >session with Maya!"

One big happy Eva family.

"No, Ikari. But three times a week- Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays, you shall come to my apartment. There you shall beat me half senseless with a coathanger or a wet towel, and then run up and down on my bottom in Football boots. Don't worry, I have a pair; and there are soapy frogs aplenty."

"...a wet towel? You're sick."

*piku*




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