In a message dated 9/10/00 6:12:04 PM EST, mangaaddict@hotmail.com writes:
Another Example of Fusions That Should Never See The Light
of Day
(With apologies to D.B. Summers)
Sommers (boy, never thought you'd have to spell check an person's name, ne?)
by Small Pink Mouse
"Shampoo! what are you doing in *that* bathing suit ^_^;?"
Kinda hard on the lungs to pronounce, Gary, but _it_ _can_ _be_ _done_! Of
course, you'd need a double-jointed vocal set and swallow one of those slide
flutes would help immensely... ^_^;
"Shampoo was visiting slightly odd Amazon tribe that
put themselves out of touch with rest of world because of
weird attitude towards men. While I there they hold big
contest and invite Shampoo to participate. Out of politeness
I agree."
The purple haired maiden shrugged, "Shampoo lose at
'Bullets and Bracelets' because she grab bullets out of air
instead of bothering with stupid bracelets,
Shampoo: Though I did get too too many thanks from crowd in front row. They
say they too old to dodge bullet.
and lose
marathon contest as well, but lasso duels and pankraton
Pankrase? Pancreas? Plankton? What on earth is that word anyway?
bouts were both won by her,
Let us assume that she means herself. Try:
"...bouts were won by this one, and..."
and tie was broken when Diana
Prince try to draw to an inside straight.
Um, maybe I missed something, but what does that mean? Sudden death was
decided by a game of pool/billiards?
Shampoo really
not like getting Kiss of Death from her but what can you do?
As for the prizes...Well, stupid lasso not really do
anything that acupressure hypnosis not do better but
Shampoo: ...but it unbreakable, so Airen no run away again. [points to a
hogtied Ranma] We go home now.
Ranma: MMFPT!! [wiggles about, trying to escape]
robot
airplane sure nice and allowed me to get "Drowned Female"
water for self and "Drowned Male" water for friends. It
almost worth having to wear stupid bracelets and stupid
bathing suit! (Why they no use Japan flag instead?)"
I would think she'd rather have a Chinese flag print instead.
"Well *I* think it looks good on you Princess!",
declared Ranma quite loyally. One effect of spending time
with the American pilot that Shampoo had brought back was
that he had learned new techniques of talking to girls that
got him hit less often
Steve Trevor: ...just make sure you talk to them one at a time and in a
different secluded place for each of them. It's your head, after all.
and somehow talking to Shampoo this
way after she'd brought him the "Drowned Male" water just
felt - right! This "Martial Arts Sweetalking" that Steve
Trevor was teaching him was really pretty good
(Although he was still sceptical of Mr. Trevor's claims
that it would put female martial artists at his mercy!).
And to prove his skepticism, let's try it out on Ukyou.
[Ranma goes over to Ukyou and talks to her. fFfteen seconds later...]
WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!!
[A full body blushing Ukyou runs off, leaving behind a battered Ranma.]
Any questions?
Akane glared at the both of them feeling a bit left
out. How dare that brazen hussy parade around like that
and how dare that baka play up to her?
Ranma: She gots the goods, and you don't.
Akane: [smashes Ranma into the ground] Don't you ever talk about my chest
again!!
Ranma: [groggy] Who said anything about your chest? I was talking about
Nannichuan... [passes out]
Akane: Oops. Sorry...
It was quite
obvious that it was time to scare Ranma into a sense of
duty and remind him who the True Fiancee really was.
Nabiki!
Nabiki: [perks an eyebrow] Excuse me?
^_^;; Just joking... eh hehehehehe....
She
thought about the cheetah outfit that she had seen in a
costume store and decided to make use of that.
Unfortunately, it was out to the cleaneers, so all Akane had on hand was a
similar swimsuit only in green. Sighing, she put it on, then went in search
for a long haired, mousy colored wig.
The End (Honest.
Uh huh.
Really.
Yeah...
Don't even ask ^_~!)
...about that cover sheet with the words "Ranma 1/2/Wonder Woman X-Over"
written all over it? Wouldn't even dream of it. ^_^