Subject: [FFML] FW: [C&C][Nuku Nuku/Ranma][Spamfic] Making Kittens
From: "D.F. Roeder" <dfroeder@flash.net>
Date: 9/9/2000, 6:38 PM
To: "FFML" <ffml@fanfic.com>


 >"Excuse meee for interrup-tiiing!"
 >
 >	$Is this supposed to be an indication of her speech
 >patterns because she's
 >a catgirl?

No, just how an over-happy girl *might* say it, and did, in this
case.



 >"Hi! My name is Natsume Atsuko, but call me Nuku Nuku!"
 >
 >Several people face-faulted.
 >
 >	$Err, why?

Already revised.



 >Akane glowered at Ranma, who cringed. Genma-panda was already
 >packing to leave when he was forced to stop by virtue of his son's
 >foot planted firmly in his face. Genma was then allowed to take a
 >nap.
 >
 >	$Choppy.

Hmmm, yes, a bit.



 >Everyone perked up, including Genma, who was still
 >holding up a sign
 >that said 'ZZZZ!'.
 >
 >"I am a real, live, walking, talking, breathing PERSON now!"
 >
 >	$Nuku Nuku-Yeah!  I posed for an ecchi magazine
 >that is published
 >worldwide and I finally got 50000 friends!

Gah. Like one of the British tabloid girls, hey? ^_-



 >Ranma was waving his hands at the door, mouthing 'NO! NO!'.
 >
 >"I, er, suppose it would be okay."
 >
 >	$Bad Kasumi.  No valium for you.

BAD Kasumi?!?! AAAAAHHH!!!  :P  Next thing you know, she'll be
cooking her sisters in a pot. ^_-



 >Footsteps sounded in the hall, and Kasumi appeared in the hallway
 >entrance to the tearoom and stepped aside. Everyone
 >gasped. A person
 >of intermediate height, Nuku Nuku sported a glorious mane of pink
 >hair. Two tufted cat ears rose out of the mass, and twitched this
 >way and that. The ears, as well as the visible parts of
 >her body not
 >covered with the sundress she wore, were covered in a
 >downy tan fur.
 >The sundress was stretched around the chest and loose in
 >the waist.
 >
 >	$Naturally.

This *IS* an anime catgirl we're talking about, heh.



 >"Definitely cat! Wheee!" She bent down and whispered in
 >his ear. The
 >only word the rest could hear was 'kittens'.
 >
 >	$Well, it's all p-*WACK*
 >	Oww!

Now, now. Actually, that's been revised to read differently.



 >Akane lay in bed, handfuls of bedsheet in her fists.
 >
 >"YOOOWWWWWLLLL!!!"
 >
 >"ROWR! ROWR!"
 >
 >	$*snicker*

Heh.



 >"ARGH!!!" Akane got out of bed, opened her window, and
 >tossed out a
 >barbell, but it was too dark to make out anything below. "Take
 >THAT!" She wished she'd had a bucket of water, but all the buckets
 >had been shredded for some strange reason.
 >
 >"OW! Something hit me! AH! YOOOWWWWLLL!!!"
 >
 >	$Coitus intteruptus.  But not for long.

<smirk>



 >"Did Ranma-san hear something?"
 >
 >"Rowr?"
 >
 >"Ranma-san shouldn't smoke."
 >
 >	$Next time, slow down and use lube.

Ba-dum, Swish CHING!



 >	Ah, just what I needed to cheer me up.  I started
 >off in kind of a bad
 >mood, but there's nothing like good ole suggestive humor
 >to perk you right
 >up.  Thanks for the laugh, DF!

Glad to be of, er, service. ^_^  Good to hear from you Kichigai.
Now, about Two Types of Liars... :)

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D.F. Roeder
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