Subject: [FFML] [Ranma][FanFic] Subterfuge 1/1
From: XmagicalX
Date: 9/7/2000, 1:06 AM
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I'd love some C&C, but as this is my first post to FFML (hi
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Disclaimer: The characters belong to Takahashi-sama.  Would 
that we had her genius!

2nd Disclaimer: Some could argue the events and actions of 
this story are out of character. As Obi-Wan Kenobi says, 
these things depend greatly on our own point of view...


Subterfuge

A Ranma 1/2 story by

XmagicalX


Wednesday was a nerve-racking day for many at Furinkan High.  
Every week a few students, two or three or more, would wake 
at dawn in a cold sweat, stare at their alarm clocks and 
wonder if they could afford to play hooky.  They never did.  
But they thought about it hard.

It wasn't just because Wednesday was Ms. Hinako's favorite 
day for pop quizzes.  It wasn't simply that President Kuno 
tended to put his most unique new ideas for the school into 
effect on Wednesdays.  It wasn't even that Happosai planned 
his best raids during the middle of the week in hope of 
catching girls off guard, and hence the anti-hentai squads 
were out in force and quite touchy on Wednesdays.

No, the true anxiety for those few was that Wednesday was 
collection day.

Wednesday was also, not coincidentally, Nabiki Tendo's 
favorite day.

She didn't know what she enjoyed more, the actual receiving 
of the money, or the act of collection, prowling through the 
halls and schoolyard, finding those who owed and requesting-
-never demanding; those truly in power never needed to 
demand--that they pay.  They always did.  Sometimes 
promptly, other times with a delay, which she would allow 
only as long as it were reasonable.  She never feared they 
would refuse; one of her stipulations for taking a bet or 
giving a loan was that she had sufficient blackmail material 
to enforce it.

Not that Nabiki actually executed any of her threats--except 
with Ranma, and he didn't count, being a relative of sorts 
and a freeloader by any definition.  To be honest, which she 
was only with herself, she seriously doubted she could carry 
out her worse intimidations, if the need ever arose.  It 
never did.  People were convinced she was heartless enough 
to do anything, and that served her purposes fine.

And she never denied that she liked seeing the touch of fear 
in their eyes when they faced her empty-handed.  Just doing 
her part to bring a little excitement into their lives.

"What do you mean, you can't honor your wager?" she asked 
quietly.  "Daisuke asked the new transfer student out 
yesterday, and was rejected.  You're out of the pool.  You 
need to pay off your credit.  Now you're saying you won't?"

The student before her twitched.  "I...I didn't say--I just 
need another couple days.  Next week I'll have it.  Promise.  
Please, I'm working as much over-time as I can--"

"Okay." She waved dismissively.  "Next week.  But you better 
have it.  Everyone pays their debts." Which was fudging 
things a bit; there were a couple she had extended credit to 
indefinitely, knowing they really couldn't afford it, but 
she had to protect those interests with complete secrecy 
else risk total loss of control.  "If you don't honor this 
arrangement, no one else has any reason to, and the whole 
system crumbles.  You wouldn't want that, right?"

"Yes--I mean, no, Upperclassman Tendo.  I'm sorry--next 
week, I swear.  Thank you!"  Bowing fervently, he took off 
down the hall.

Nabiki permitted herself a small, wicked grin and turned to 
her associates.  "Who's next?"

Yukari checked her notepad.  "Hmm--that'd be Fumiaki 
Takayama, boss.  He still owes you big for the February 
loan.  And I know he's got it, I saw him splurge on that 
Sadoko girl this weekend.  Full dinner at the Nekohanten 
followed by ice cream and a movie."

Nabiki's smile widened slightly.  Fumiaki was low on her 
favorite people list--the word 'slimeball' came to mind.  
Watching him squirm would be pure fun. 

They located Takayama at the end of the lunch period, 
hunched with his cronies at a table at the far end of the 
cafeteria, a safe distance from the warzone that was 
nominally the breadline.  A short, chubby boy who was more 
mature to his mind than in reality, he watched the queue 
antics with a supercilious sneer.

As was the rest of the cafeteria, if less disdainfully.  
Nabiki spared a glance.  Ranma was having it out with 
Tatewaki Kuno for the curry bread.  The kendoist was as 
usual getting the short end of the stick.  As Nabiki 
watched, Ranma casually caught his bokken by the blade 
between his palms and twisted sharply, using the leverage to 
flip Kuno into the air before he could let go of the wooden 
sword.  The Blue Thunder of Furinkan High came down hard a 
few meters from Fumiaki's table, staggered to his feet, and 
promptly fell flat on his face.

The lunchroom exploded in applause.  Ranma shrugged, grabbed 
the last curry bread, and stuffed it whole in his mouth 
before sauntering over to Akane and Ukyo's table.  Nabiki, 
observing the lingering gazes of more than a few girls, made 
a mental note to print up a couple more rolls of male Ranma 
photos in addition to her productions of his girl half.  

She cast a look down at Kuno, verified he was breathing 
properly, and sighed.  When they had first started attending 
Furinkan, she had made a small fortune selling Tatewaki 
Kuno's picture to half the female population of the school.  
He had become the top athlete in record time, and was widely 
considered the most handsome boy in Nerima.  His 
Shakespeare-spouting tendencies had attracted more girls 
than scared off; even his oft-stated Akane-obsession hadn't 
ended his market value by a long shot, however irritating it 
was.  Funny that he had never dated anyone, when at one time 
he could have had the pick of the school.

Times change.  New martial artists come.  Though Nabiki 
still had the best of her Kuno photos in the back of her 
desk.  Never know when things might come back into style, 
and there was more to a guy than his fighting prowess, after 
all.  There had been those few pictures she had never sold 
to anyone, for whatever reasons...some of her best work, 
really...

But that was before Ranma, who made an utter fool of him 
either as a boy or a girl.  "Kuno-chan, you're an idiot," 
she muttered, then leaned forward to plant her elbows on the 
table, returning her attention to Fumiaki.  "Takayama, 
you're long overdue.  When are you planning on paying up?"

The other student shifted in his plastic seat.  "I have it, 
Tendo.  But not on me.  Meet me after school?  Say, four 
o'clock, the alley behind Seki's Grocery."

The bell rang, announcing the end of lunch.  "Fine," Nabiki 
agreed.  "But you better be there with the money."

"I'll have it," Takayama promised.

And if he didn't, Nabiki had something positively wonderful 
in mind to enforce her claim.  In this case she wouldn't 
hesitate to apply it.  She had the addresses and numbers of 
all his former conquests, and doubted any of the girls would 
turn down a little chance at revenge.  A win-win situation.  
It would almost be more fun if he didn't pay up.

She was smiling as she reached the classroom, and grinned 
wider when Kuno, arriving at the same time, gravely opened 
the door for her.  "Thanks, Kuno-chan.  Don't let anyone 
tell you chivalry's dead."

"Indeed not, Nabiki Tendo," he replied distantly, his mind 
seemingly elsewhere.  But as she walked by, he murmured, 
"Are you considering attending this rendezvous with Fumiaki 
Takayama?"

Nabiki stopped.  If it were anyone else, she might have been 
bothered by the eavesdropping.  "I'm not considering, I'm 
going.  It's a done deal."

Kuno looked oddly serious, honestly troubled.  "I hesitate 
to imply interference with your affairs, Tendo, but you 
would be best to avoid this encounter.  I have heard 
suggestion that he means you ill will."

"Takayama doesn't mean anyone any good will," Nabiki 
snorted, then frowned at Kuno.  "What'd you hear, exactly?"

But the teacher appeared before Kuno could answer, and they 
hurried inside to take their seats before the bell rang a 
second time.

***

Though she saw him surreptitiously attempting to get her 
attention throughout class, Nabiki didn't get a chance to 
talk with Kuno again before she was free after school, and 
with only a half-hour until her appointment with Takayama 
she used the time to go home and change.  She looked for 
Ranma to see if he might come along, but he wasn't around.  
P-chan hadn't shown up for a couple of weeks or she could 
have heated some water and asked Ryoga--she shook her head.  
Considering revealing her knowledge of that little secret 
solely on the basis of Kuno's vague warning...she usually 
kept her head better than that.  Takayama was a jerk but he 
didn't scare her; she'd dealt with him and others of his 
like plenty of times.  If he had the money it would go fine.

If not...chances were Kuno didn't know what he was talking 
about.  Fumiaki had probably hit on either Akane or his pig-
tailed goddess, hence rousing his suspicions.  Kuno was not 
exactly stupid, but he wasn't the most perceptive owl in the 
tree, and his grip on reality was shakier than his poetry 
skills.  A pity, really, with those looks, and those rare 
moments that proved his brain was made of more than solid 
granite.

But odds were against this warning being one of them.

She had convinced herself of that right up until a couple 
large men stepped out behind Fumiaki and aimed two polished 
Smith & Wessons between her eyes.

Nabiki felt as if she had been dunked in liquid nitrogen.  
She was amazed by the way her mouth could go right on 
working even when the rest of her was frozen solid.  
"Friends of yours, Takayama?"

"Employees, actually."

She couldn't drag her eyes off the glittering gun barrels to 
identify the men holding them. "You're telling me it was 
cheaper to hire these guys than just pay me?"

"No." Takayama smiled.  "But this is more fun."  He took a 
step toward her.  "I wanted to see you scared, Tendo.  It's 
a good look for you.  It'll help in our negotiations."

He took another step.  "Now...let's see you kneel."

"Like hell I will."  Part of her was proud of the defiance.  
The other part was screaming at the top of its lungs that 
this was not the time to be developing an honor complex.  
Courage had its place, and it had nothing to do with 
guns...when the hell did she end up on an American cop show, 
anyway?

Takayama was grinning openly now.  "I was hoping you'd say 
that.  Joji," he gestured to one of the men, "if you 
would..."

The man took aim at her leg, and damn that was going to hurt 
when he fired, look where your idiot ideas have gotten us, 
how are we gonna get out of this one, her brain gibbered--

And was answered by a whirling shadow which dropped into the 
alley out of seeming nowhere, with a short, shrill shriek of 
metal on metal.

Sparks flew.  Two steel cylinders fell with distinctive 
clinks to the pavement.  The thugs stared down at their 
blunted revolvers, from which the barrels had been cleanly 
sheared off.

Nabiki forced her eyes up to the shining silver blade which 
had so dealt with them, then to the face behind it, and 
promptly lost the last of her reason.  "Ku--ku--ku--KUNO?!"

"I did attempt to warn you, Nabiki Tendo," Kuno intoned with 
a hint of reprimand.

"Get him!" Takayama bellowed.

His thugs dropped the useless gun butts and charged.  
Without glancing behind him, Kuno swung up his arms, 
catching one man in the solar plexus with his elbow and 
rapping the other across the brow with the hilt of his 
sword.  Before the first man was fully upright, he kicked 
out and dropped him, then swept the katana around to touch 
the blade to the man's throat.

"Firearms are illegal," he reminded the man.  "As is 
assaulting a lady.  You would do well to refuse the command 
of one who bids you to act so ignobly."

"Huh?"

"He means get a better boss," Nabiki found her voice.  "So, 
Takayama, your family really is Yakuza, like the rumors 
say?"

Fumiaki was pressed up against the brick wall of the alley 
as if hoping he would melt through it, sidling toward the 
street.  He froze when Nabiki addressed him, then narrowed 
his eyes. "You--you're one to talk, Tendo, hiring this 
sword-swinging maniac--"

"I have accepted no contract from Tendo-san," Kuno 
corrected.  "I simply happened to be passing, and heard word 
that suggested a lady of my acquaintance might be 
endangered.  It is the duty of every samurai to assist 
those--"

"Assist this!" The thug still conscious suddenly sprang up, 
a knife materializing in his hand as he lunged for Kuno to 
wrap him in a head lock.  Simultaneously Takayama pulled a 
small pistol from his jacket pocket and pointed it at 
Nabiki.  His unsteady grip spoke of a definite lack of 
experience, but with less than a meter separating them it 
was unlikely he would miss.

"I thought this would go better, but I always allow for 
worst case scenarios," he gasped.  "Now, where were we?"

No time to think this one through.  Nabiki glanced over at 
Kuno, struggling with the thug, then flicked her eyes to the 
mouth of the alley and cried, "Oh, thank God, officer!"

"What!" Takayama's head swiveled automatically toward the 
street, then snapped back around as he registered the 
trick...

...Too late.  Nabiki kicked up hard and fast where it was 
calculated to hurt the most, ducking in case the gun went 
off, right as Kuno dropped down on one knee and flipped his 
assailant over his back, sending him crashing shoulder-first 
into the wall.

He straightened up and demanded, just as Nabiki asked him at 
the same time, "Are you all right?"

"Fine," they answered each other together.  Nabiki kicked 
the pistol out of reach, then cleared her throat.  "So, 
Kuno-chan...uh... Nice sword."

Kuno looked at the blade in his hand, then down at Takayama, 
groaning at Nabiki's feet, and shook his head with a 
distinctly un-Kuno-like smile.  "Nabiki Tendo, I love you."

Enough was enough, and at this moment one factor too much.  
Everything went gray, her vision tunneling.  Nabiki put the 
palms of her hands against the wall, lowered her head, and 
concentrated on inhaling and exhaling.  She wasn't the sort 
to go to pieces in a crisis, she'd never fainted in her life 
and wasn't planning on starting now.

When she was sure she could breathe without conscious 
concentration, she pushed back from the wall, and spotted 
something on the pavement between the downed thugs.  She 
picked it up, turned it over in her hands.  A brown leather 
wallet.

"Kuno?"

He was gone.  She walked to the mouth of the alley, but 
there was no sign of Kuno anywhere up or down the street.  
Nabiki glanced back at Fumiaki, flat on his back, his two 
goons crumpled in a heap behind him.  Then, sighing, she 
took out her cellular phone and dialed the police.

***

"No, I'm sorry, Master Kuno is out.  May I take a message?"

"No, thanks."  Nabiki hung up and stared at the wallet.

She had stayed around only long enough to make sure Fumiaki 
and his hired help were arrested, disappearing before the 
police connected her with them.  It might be bad for 
business to be taken in for questioning, though she was 
almost positive she had done nothing illegal.  Eventually 
she might have to give testimony, but she'd arrange that on 
her own schedule.

Kasumi of course hadn't asked any questions when her sister 
walked in, paler than usual, and headed immediately for her 
room.  Nabiki attempted to contact Kuno, then went 
downstairs to watch a news program that failed to completely 
calm her nerves, despite the report of three young men 
arrested for illegal firearm possession.  Afterwards she 
went back to her room to phone Kuno again.

If he was around, he wasn't taking calls.  She debated going 
over, confronting him face to face.  Here's your wallet, 
thanks for saving my life, now what was that you said again?

Nabiki Tendo, I love you.

Either she had misheard or he had meant it sarcastically.  
Sarcasm she had a good deal of experience with, but not from 
Tatewaki Kuno.  He probably thought irony was another word 
for steel smelting.  Well, except for dramatic irony; the 
guy did know his Shakespeare, and he had a certain flair, 
goofy as it sometimes manifested, for recitation.  Almost a 
talent for acting...

Nabiki Tendo, I love you.

He had enunciated it carefully, as if reading from a script 
written long before.  Maybe it was all a planned prank?  But 
that kind of joke wasn't Kuno's style.  And Fumiaki really 
had wanted to hurt her.

Or worse.  He had wanted worse.  She had seen it in his 
face.  She shivered before she managed to force her mind off 
that track.  Seeking distraction, her eyes fell back on the 
wallet, laying on the middle of her desk blotter.  With one 
hand she hefted its slight weight thoughtfully.  She really 
shouldn't.  It didn't belong to her.  While she didn't 
necessarily respect other peoples' privacy, she understood 
it.  She liked her own, after all.  And Kuno had saved her 
life.

But she wasn't looking for blackmail material--she was 
getting enough from him on a regular basis already.  And it 
was just a wallet.

If Nabiki had been a cat, curiosity would have already 
exhausted all of her nine lives.  With a little smile an 
impartial observer might have labeled gleeful, she flipped 
open the wallet.  The yen alone was enough to make her mouth 
water.  She couldn't imagine ever carrying that much in 
cash.  Kuno would definitely be wanting this back.  Three 
credit cards too, two golds and a platinum--he could buy a 
sports car outright on credit.  

Student ID...damn, even in that tiny picture he looked good.  
Several membership cards to various martial arts and kendo 
clubs.

And photographs.  The two on top, the first to catch one's 
eye when the wallet was opened, she recognized, both taken 
by her own hand.  Akane, gi flaring as she cleaved a cement 
block; Ranma asleep in female form, her red hair shining in 
the sun.  Two of her best, Nabiki thought with a touch of 
artistic pride.  Kuno did have a warped kind of taste.

Behind those was a picture of Kodachi, a school photo, the 
Black Rose looking absurdly demure.  Then a family portrait 
of a younger Tatewaki and Kodachi standing before Principal 
Kuno in his regular wild Hawaiian shirt and palm tree hat.  
The tiny faces of his children wore identical expressions of 
stoicism, ignoring the arms of their father draped over 
their shoulders.  Their matching haircuts were marvelously 
ugly.  Surprising that Kodachi had managed to grow that 
ponytail back.

After that was a small photograph, a few decades old judging 
by the color quality.  A couple in their twenties, holding 
hands and smiling.  The woman looked a little like Kodachi 
with her dark almond eyes, but her smile was gentler, calm.  
The man also looked familiar, vaguely reminiscent of Kuno, 
something in the line of the jaw, though this man was more 
heavily built...

Principal Kuno, she recognized with a start like an electric 
shock.  Slimmer, younger, and out of the tropical gear.  
Which meant that the woman...

Embarrassed without knowing why, Nabiki flipped to the last 
photo.  And almost dropped the wallet.

Where had this one come from?  A brown-haired girl seen from 
the waist up, talking on the phone with her chin propped on 
one hand, smiling slightly, the pen in her other hand 
thoughtfully pressed to the corner of her lip.  She looked 
pleased, almost insufferably so.  Satisfied.  Happy in her 
element.

Nabiki knew she was.  Because the girl was her, of course.

Who had taken that picture? And more importantly, what the 
hell was it doing in Kuno's wallet?

Nabiki had a well-earned reputation for being artfully 
devious, if not downright sly.  But the cleverest obfuscator 
knows there is a time for directness.  She had some candid 
questions, and there was one person who could answer them.

***

"Ranma, what's this about Kuno saying he loves me?"  

Much as she might have hoped, her query didn't knock the 
martial artist off his stride, or head as the case were.  
She had found the younger Saotome meditating in the dojo 
balanced on his skull, an act that would look funny if it 
weren't so patently impossible.

Without uncrossing his arms Ranma slanted his gaze up at 
her.  "'Bout time he told you."

And to top matters off, he had to upset her balance.  "You 
mean--you--that--" She got a firm grasp on the doorframe and 
a firmer one on her equilibrium.  "How long--have you known, 
I mean?"

Ranma considered the question.  "Hm.  A while, I guess."  He 
cocked an eyebrow at her, a peculiar expression given his 
inverted position.  "You really think I'd've let you keep 
selling him those pictures if I didn't?"

"You know about those--"  Hold it, she was supposed to have 
the upper hand here.  It was her interrogation; who was 
looking up to whom, after all?  "I thought you didn't care 
what Kuno thought of your girl side anyway.  Why'd a few 
pictures of his pig-tailed preoccupation bother you?"

Ranma frowned slightly.  "Not my pictures.  Akane's."  In a 
motion too swift to be accidental he rolled off his head and 
onto his feet.  "Wouldn't have trusted him not to get some 
sick idea if I hadn't known.  That act of his is pretty 
convincing."

"Act?"

"Yeah, you know--" Abruptly Ranma leaned forward, inspecting 
her face from bare inches away.  He pulled back shaking his 
head.  "Aw, nuts, he didn't tell you yet, did he?  Chicken."  
He paused.  "Or...you didn't ask him yet?"

"Ask him yet?"  She needed a new approach.  Parrot 
impersonation was getting old fast.

Ranma patted her on the shoulder, a startlingly familiar 
gesture coming from him to her.  "Look, I was going to meet 
Kuno at Ucchan's in half an hour.  Why don't you go instead.  
Corner him at a table and ask him what you just came in here 
to ask me, okay?"

'Going to meet Kuno?' she nearly repeated, but stopped 
herself in time.  Determined not to be thrown off center 
again, she only nodded, then stuck out her foot as Ranma 
strode past her.  "One more thing.  Do you know how Kuno got 
a picture of me in his wallet?"

Easily avoiding a trip by hopping over her leg, Ranma 
flashed her his notorious grin, the one she never could tell 
how her sister resisted.  "Sure, I sold it to him.  You 
think you're the only one who can capitalize on a good 
idea?"

***

He was sitting at a table in the far corner of Ucchan's.  
Nabiki spotted him right when she walked through the door, 
but tarried for a moment at the counter, chatting with 
Konatsu while she ordered a beef okonomiyaki.

"Oh, it's already paid for," the ninja waiter told her when 
she began to take out her wallet, and pointed to her 
benefactor's table.  Kuno waved one hand, then watched 
intently as she approached and took the chair across from 
him.

"Thanks," she said.  "I--didn't think we had an appointment 
today."

"I suspected a change in schedule after the earlier 
incidents of the day."

"Oh." She fiddled with her napkin, drew a breath.  "About 
that.  Thank you.  Very much."

"You're welcome."  He inclined his head graciously.

Her fingers of their own accord began folding the napkin 
into a wad.  She watched them work, wondered why the hell 
she was so nervous.  It was only Kuno, for pity's sake.  "I 
didn't know you knew swords, other than the bokken."

"A wooden blade is not so effective against metal artillery 
as refined steel."

"Yeah.  Makes sense." She abandoned the napkin and picked up 
her water glass.  "You're, um, really good with the katana."

"Thank you."

She put the glass down again.  Silence draped over the table 
like a curtain.  Nabiki wished her okonomayaki was ready, 
not because she was hungry so much as that eating would give 
her something to do.  Talking with Kuno had never been this 
difficult--it had never been difficult at all.  Even if she 
was in a more introspective mood, he always had plenty to 
expound upon, be it his poetry or his pig-tailed princess.  
Except at the moment he seemed dependent on her to keep the 
conversation going.

It occurred to her that Kuno was finding this as awkward as 
she was.  Which in turn implied...

She took out his wallet and put it on the table.  "You left 
this behind in the alley.  I came to give it back."

He said nothing.  "I looked through it," she confessed.  "I 
saw your photos.  All of them."

Still no response.  "Kuno." Nabiki steeled herself. "What 
you said there. To me.  Did you mean it?"

He met her eyes.  His own were darker than usual, opaque in 
the shadows.  "Yes."

"Oh."  Smooth, Tendo.  Real smooth.  "How...how long? How 
long have you..."

He barely had to consider the question.  "Since our first 
day of high school."

"But you knew me before that...and then you met Akane...and 
everything with Ranma--" She realized she was starting to 
babble and stopped.  And looked at Kuno, realizing there was 
something in his expression she didn't remember seeing there 
before.  A sharpness in how he watched her, and at the same 
time a furtive aspect.  She knew that look; it was the one 
she got herself when she was considering a scheme.  But she 
never had seen it on him before.

She leaned her crossed arms on the table and faced him 
directly.  "Okay.  You going to explain?"

Kuno glanced at her with something like embarrassment.  
Embarrassment, from the least self-conscious individual she 
knew.  Or thought she knew.  "Everything?" he asked quietly.

"Yes.  Everything." Then, making the rare acknowledgment 
that his inner thoughts weren't entirely her business, 
"Please?"

Konatsu arrived then, put two plates of okonomiyaki before 
them, and disappeared.  Nabiki, ignoring the food, sat and 
waited.

The silence stretched for nearly a minute.  Then, at last, 
Kuno spoke.  "The first day I saw you at 
Furinkan...something had altered over that break before we 
began high school.  We had been in classes before, but 
then...it was as if I had never seen you before.  Perhaps it 
was you who changed; perhaps it was I.  But I had never felt 
its like before.  And I knew then..."

He was interrupted by the sharp snap of Nabiki breaking 
apart her chopsticks.  "Why didn't you just say something?" 
she demanded. "You never even..."

Kuno raised an eyebrow.  "If I had marched up to you 
wielding a bouquet of roses and professed my undying 
affection down on one knee, would you have accepted it?"

"It depends.  How expensive roses are we talking?"

Kuno shook his head, but the corner of his mouth quirked up.  
"What I wanted I never could have bought.  Not from you.  
There's little you won't put a price on, but your heart is 
one of those most precious few.

"I knew that I must prove my worth.  You are not an ordinary 
woman; you would never fall for mere poetry, or promises, or 
prowess in the martial arts.  But intelligence you respect.  
In wit and cunning there are few who can match you, and I 
believe I am of those worthy few.  Together we could do 
anything.  I remain so convinced.

"But how to prove it so to you?  I decided there was but one 
proof you would accept, and that was to be outwitted.  At 
the same time I wanted to spark in you some hint perhaps of 
what I felt myself.  So I decided to use my own talents, 
which extend to fighting and acting.  A battle would not win 
you.  But a performance...an act that even you didn't 
penetrate, that you would appreciate.  And thus the Blue 
Thunder of Furinkan High was born."

"Wait a minute."  Nabiki stopped eating and held up her 
hands.  "Okay, let me get this straight.  To prove to me 
that you were bright, you decided to become the biggest fool 
in the school?"

"It was an act you could appreciate the value of.  Few 
people hesitate to talk openly before an idiot, as evidenced 
by Takayama.  And few willingly oppose a lunatic, especially 
one well-armed.  It also lowered the chances of anyone 
trying to interfere with matters of romance.  At the same 
time I hoped to inspire some spark of jealousy in you, hence 
I developed my passion for Akane and Ranma.

"It's the most entertaining role I've ever performed," Kuno 
remarked.  "It's really quite relaxing to be completely 
insane, once you get into it.  I was careful not to act out 
of character, lest I alert you--you have observers 
everywhere, I'm well aware.  But I believe I succeeded in 
fooling everyone.  Even you."

"Maybe." Nabiki leaned back in her chair and hoped she was 
pulling off an easy-going look, quite a feat with her heart 
thumping as fast as it was. "Now you just have to convince 
me it was an act."

"Oh, you know it was," he said blithely.  "The Kuno you 
usually talk with sounds nothing like this.  Besides, he's 
utterly infatuated with your sister and Saotome's female 
side."

"So you do know about Ranma's curse.  And he knows about 
your...performance."

Kuno nodded.  "He guessed.  He realized when fighting me at 
school that I was underplaying my abilities, and so 
eventually confronted me in confidence to learn why."

"But if you're really as good as you are with the sword, why 
do you always let Ranma win?"

Both of Kuno's eyebrows shot up.  "*Let* him win?  Nabiki 
Tendo, have you ever seen Saotome actually fight?  I'm lucky 
I've broken as few bones as I have going against him for the 
sake of Akane and the pig-tailed girl."

Nabiki thought this over.  "Fair enough," she said.  
"But...why Ranma?  Why Akane?  If you wanted me to be 
jealous, why them?"

"You can't guess?" Kuno looked slightly surprised.  "Other 
than they gave me the perfect excuse to visit your house--
they were the two girls at the school I was one hundred 
percent positive would reject me."

"Of course," Nabiki murmured.  "I just...it seemed like I 
wasn't your type."

Kuno drew himself up pompously.  "Perhaps you would not be a 
suitable consort for the Blue Thunder, rising star of the 
student kendoist league and champion of all that is noble, 
just, and long-winded."  Then he relaxed, with a smile that 
was pure rascal.  "But for Tatewaki Kuno, there could be no 
one more perfect."

He shifted again, becoming more serious, at once mature and 
nervous as a boy called to the principle's office.  "That 
is, if you are willing.  Rather, if you have any interest.  
I mean, if you would accept...perhaps a date?"

Nabiki considered.  "Perhaps.  A date.  Somewhere nice and 
expensive.  That would be good." She smiled.  "For 
starters."

Acting or not, his expression was as joyous as the Blue 
Thunder's ever became when in the presence of his pronounced 
true loves.

"Maybe tomorrow," she added conditionally.  "Not tonight.  I 
need some time to get used to this.  It's been one hell of a 
day." She paused.  "And I need to get to know you.  The real 
you."

"The chance is all I wanted," he told her sincerely.  She 
could tell his sincerity; it was nothing like anything he 
had exhibited before.  As was his smile, unguarded and 
happy; it made her smile, its candor contagious with a 
freedom she hadn't felt for years.  

"One more question," she said before wholly giving in. "Did 
you really drop your wallet by accident?"

Kuno picked up the wallet in question and contemplated it.  
"What do you think?"

Nabiki studied him for a long moment, looking past the 
innocent expression, past the ridiculous act he performed 
and the games he played far more skillfully.  Looked into 
his eyes all the way to the truth.  She saw it there, and, 
knowing now where to look, knew he couldn't hide it from her 
again.

She grinned, as wickedly as he ever could.  "Ah, Kuno-chan, 
I love you when you're devious."



fin

/-/-/-/

There it is, my first completed Ranma 1/2 fic.  Although the 
writing was mine, the idea for the story belongs to watashi 
no otouto, Xoron, although he refuses to take credit for it 
or in fact admit he ever had an idea for a fanfic.  I 
thought the suggestion of Kuno's true motivations intriguing 
and amusing enough to warrant exploration.  Hope someone 
enjoyed it!

XmagX
<ekarr@bowdoin.edu>



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