Here's the final of 2:6.
Enjoy and let me know if you hate it. :)
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Garden of EVA 2:6 - Kaworu Blows!
Book 2: Blows
Neon Genesis Evangelion characters and situations created and Copyright
by Gainax, Project Eva, ADV Films - Used without permission
Garden of EVA series created, written, and copyright 1998-2000 by Jim
Lazar
A series set within episode 26 of Neon Genesis Evangelion that will blow
your mind.
<Speech text in angle brackets is thought by character.>
"Speech text in double quotes is spoken as Japanese."
E-mail comments and/or criticisms to: mailto:jimlazar@animeprime.com
Previous parts and my other fanfiction can be found at:
http://www.animeprime.com/ff/geva
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I offer no excuses for this part: You will get sick and curse the day I
started writing fanfiction (that's assuming you haven't already).
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Kaworu according to Shinji:
The first person to ever say he loved me, so I crushed his body and
watched his head plop into a pool of LCL. I wonder why more people don't
say they love me?
-E- -V- -A-
"I'm saying that I love you."
Shinji blushed. "Well... err... I..."
"Does someone saying they love you upset you?"
Shinji smiled awkwardly and looked at a dirty spot on the wall.
"Well... err..."
"Why does such a simple thing upset you?" He reached out and
tenderly touched Shinji's cheek.
Shinji flinched. "I... I... I've got a girlfriend!!"
"So?"
"I... I'm not gay!!"
"So?"
"I don't want you to shove your dick up my ass!!"
"Oh..." The large boy withdrew his member from its position between
Shinji's cheeks. "You should have said something earlier."
"I... I tried." Shinji relaxed his clenched butt muscles, but kept
them on standby in case the boy made another attempt on his... well...
you know.
"What a wimp." The large boy pulled his prison clothes back on and
left the trembling Shinji behind in the laundry hamper where he had
finally cornered Shinji after a long and exciting chase through the
prison laundry. Unfortunately, the budget does not allow that sequence
to be written.
Shinji swore to himself. "This blows!!"
"Oh, you want a blowjob now?"
Apparently he swore to others too. Shinji looked up from his
position within the laundry basket and gulped loudly when he saw the
large boy towering over him again. "Um... no, thank you."
The boy frowned. "Damn."
-E- -V- -A-
Shinji almost broke down the window separating him from his mother
when she came to visit. "Mom! You've got to get me out of this world!!"
Yui blinked. "Shinji, suicide is not the answer."
Shinji looked confused. "Huh?"
"I know things are rough and you're probably getting butt fucked
every night, but-"
Shinji's jaw dropped as he heard his mother say something he could
never have imagined her saying. "Not yet..." he muttered, his sphincter
contracting at the thought of all the times he had had to avoid getting
a tree implanted up his backside in the two weeks he'd been imprisoned.
Yui tilted her head. "What was that?"
"Err... nothing." Shinji's blush clashed with the bright orange
prison uniform he was wearing.
"Anyway... I know things are bad, but wanting to leave this world
by suicide is not the answer."
Shinji shook his head. "That's not what I meant. I just hoped you
were my real mother and could get me out of this crappy world."
Yui gasped. "Who told you I wasn't really your mother?"
Shinji paused to consider that statement. <If my mom in this world
isn't Shinji's mom, then who is his mom? But she isn't my real mom
anyway, so I guess that doesn't matter.> He shrugged and looked at Yui.
"Yeah, whatever... I just need to get out of here."
Yui blinked loudly twice. "I... I kind of expected a bigger
reaction than that."
Shinji sighed. "What does it matter?" He looked up and gestured
grandly around the visiting room. "This is all fake. A figment of my
imagination. A world I created from the ashes of the world I destroyed."
Yui wiped a tear out of her eye and then pressed her hand against
the glass. "Oh, my poor baby has lost his mind. You're not a god,
Shinji."
Shinji nodded. "Yeah, I know. Anyone who would make a messed up
world like this is more like a devil than a god."
Yui looked sadly at her son. "Shinji, you're not a devil. Sure,
you've killed the ex-boyfriend of your half sister--who you've been
sleeping with and are going to marry since you've gotten her
pregnant--because he beat her up, caused her to miscarry her first baby,
and otherwise caused her life to be a living hell, but you're still a
good boy."
Shinji blinked loudly twice. He paused and then blinked again since
he just couldn't figure out how to respond to that. So he chose a
different subject. "So, who's my mother?"
Yui paused to consider if her son was sane enough to handle this
news, but decided he was already a lost cause. "We don't know. We found
you floating down a sewage filled canal on our honeymoon."
"Hh... hh... honeymoon?"
"Yes, your father was always a cheap bastard, so he booked us on a
free sewage inspection tour near Hokkaido."
Shinji shook his head sadly. <Well, that's better than my real
father in the real world causing Second Impact as an wedding present for
my real mom, I guess.>
"So this is why we're not opposed to your marriage to Rei."
Shinji gulped. <I have to find a way out of this world.>
"We're doing whatever we can to get you out, so try not to get butt
fucked before we can figure something out."
"Mom, I'm not getting butt fucked!!"
"I'll come by tonight, honey!" one of the other inmates in the
visiting room called out.
"Oh, Shinji. I don't think that boy's your type."
Shinji banged his head on the glass. <This must be my punishment
for making this screwed up world.>
-E- -V- -A-
Yui sat down at the dinner table with her husband. "I think he's
gone insane from getting butt fucked all the time."
Gendou nodded and continued reading his newspaper. "You don't say?"
"Yes, and he's talking about killing himself to leave this world."
Gendou took a sip of coffee. "Oh, is that so?"
"He thinks he made the world we live in."
Gendou turned the page. "That's very industrious of him."
"I told him he wasn't our child."
Gendou's eyes shot wide open. "What?!" He slapped down the paper
and stood up. "Why the hell would you tell him that?!"
"He seemed to know."
Gendou frowned. "Crap... now he'll never listen to me or respect
me."
Yui tilted her head. "He doesn't listen to you or respect you
anyway."
Gendou stared at his wife. "How would you know?"
"What's there to respect?"
Gendou scratched his chin. "Mmmmmm... yes, I see your point." He
checked his watch. "Well, I've got to get going. Got a major outbreak of
clogged food dispenser nozzles over in the Hito ward that needs my
attention."
Yui leaned over, gave her husband a kiss, and then handed him his
lunch. "Have a good day, Dear."
-E- -V- -A-
Kaworu leaned over, gave his lover a long, wet kiss, and then
handed him his lunch. "Have a good day, Shinji."
Shinji was smiling after the kiss. "Hmmm... maybe I'll call in
sick."
Kaworu giggled. "You're so good to me." He pulled Shinji into
another kiss and then they walked down the hall to the master bedroom
together.
They never made it.
Shinji found himself pressed against the hallway wall with his
pants around his ankles and Kaworu wrapped around his mighty oak, who
was living up to this part's title. Over and over again.
Shinji's eyes rolled upwards. "Oh... oh... oh. Oh, Kaworu!!"
-E- -V- -A-
"Oh, Kaworu!!"
A large, muscular man looked up from his task. "The names, Sentaru,
but I'm glad you like it."
Shinji's eyes snapped open and he saw the gray ceiling. He looked
down and saw Sentaru trying his best to get this part named after him.
"Oh, crap!! What the fuck are you doing!!"
Sentaru paused and looked up at Shinji's face. "Just getting me a
taste of heaven." He returned his attention to Shinji's mighty oak.
"Ack!!" Shinji backpedaled away from his cellmate and cowered in
the corner. "Get away from me!!"
"You were asking for it, you jerk!!" Sentaru replied, obviously
upset at having his fun interrupted.
"Was not!!"
"Was too!!"
"Was not times two!!'
"Was too, infinity!!"
Shinji opened his mouth to make his latest reply, but was bathed in
light instead.
"Will you two shut up!!" the guard at the bars said. "If you're
going to have a lover's quarrel, at least make it interesting for the
other inmates."
"What are you talking about?!" Shinji screamed.
"I mean all this 'was not' and 'was too' crap is stupid and
childish," the guard explained. "Try insulting each other's looks, or
how he never writes to you when he's in solitary, or call him fat and
ugly, or tell him his penis is a toothpick, or..." The guard paused as
he got a good look at Shinji. "Oh... I guess that last one wouldn't
apply to you."
Shinji looked down and saw that his prison-issue underpants were
around his ankles. "Ack!!" He quickly pulled them up to cover his mighty
oak.
The guard looked at Sentaru. "You're a lucky guy, Sentaru."
Sentaru smirked as the guard turned away and resumed his rounds.
"Nothing lucky about it. I saved my cigarette rations for a week to get
transferred into his cell and to get Shinji's other cellmates
transferred." He clutched his chest and looked upwards as little hearts
and flowers floated around his head. "When I first saw him in the shower
I said to myself, 'that's the man for you'." He turned his hand upside
down and mimed the traditional ball squeezing gesture.
Shinji gulped. "I'm not gay!!"
The guard chuckled as he turned the corner. "That's what they all
say in the first month or so in here."
Sentaru looked at Shinji with little puppy dog eyes. "So who's this
Kaworu that you keep moaning for in your sleep?"
Shinji flinched and looked away. "I don't want to talk about it."
Sentaru smirked. "You were calling his name and rubbing yourself
and asking for him to blow you."
"I was not!!" Shinji frowned and looked at his cellmate. "Was I?"
"Well... mostly."
"Look... just leave me alone. Whatever you think, Kaworu and I
weren't lovers!!"
"Then what were you?"
"We were..." Shinji paused as he realized he had no answer for
that. "I don't know."
"So you're not seeing anyone?"
"No.." Even as he said that, Shinji realized what his cellmate
would make of that. "Yes!! Um... well..."
"What's his name."
"I'm not gay!!"
"What's her name?"
Shinji thought furiously. "Um... well... it's complicated."
-E- -V- -A-
Sentaru rolled on the floor, laughing his ass off. "So you killed
this Kaworu then destroyed the world and now you're in hell?"
Shinji sighed. "It sure seems like it."
Sentaru wiped the tears of joy from his eyes. "That's just so
hilarious. I know jail is rough, but calling it your own personal hell
is overreacting. I don't think hell has cable TV or guys with cocks as
big as yours."
"I'm not gay!!"
"Yeah... yeah..."
"Shinji!!"
Shinji looked over at the front of the cell and saw Rei standing
there. "Rei!!" He walked over. "How are you?"
"Lonely." Rei looked awkwardly at Sentaru and back at Shinji. "How
are you? Are you getting butt fucked every night?"
"No!!" He glanced at Sentaru. "Not really.. Um..."
"Who's the skirt, Shinji?" Sentaru asked, scowling at Rei.
"Just a friend."
Rei sniffed. "Just... a friend?"
"Um.. well..." Shinji thought furiously as he saw Rei's reaction.
<Oh, yeah... Rei is this world's Shinji's fiancee. I can't hurt her
li... Hey! That could help me with butt boy here.> He turned towards his
cellmate. "Sentaru, this is my fiancee, Rei."
"What? You're cheating on me?!"
"I'm not gay!!" To prove it, Shinji pushed his head through the
bars and gave Rei a passionate kiss. He pulled way, leaving a dazed Rei
on the other side of the bars. "See?!"
Sentaru was drooling. "Why can't you kiss me like that!!"
"Because I'm not gay, you jerk!!"
"Are you cheating on me, Shinji?" Rei asked teasingly, reassured of
her status in Shinji's heart after the kiss.
"No!!" Shinji blushed. "I... err..." He suddenly realized what he
did. <I shouldn't have kissed this Rei, she's the other Shinji's
fiancee.> He glanced at Sentaru and realized he didn't have much choice.
"Are you convinced yet?"
Sentaru sighed. "I guess... Dammit... all the hunks in here are
straight." He staggered over to his bunk and collapsed into it, pressing
his face into the pillow to hide his tears.
Shinji felt sorry for him and took a step towards him, before
remembering what he did to him. <That... that.. bastard!!>
"Shinji, is your lover's spat over now?"
Shinji looked back and smiled nervously at Rei. "Um... err...
sorry. Things are kind of weird in here."
Rei nodded. "I know. I had my own troubles with lesbians when I was
in jail." She smirked. "But I imagine you wouldn't mind lesbians."
"No... err... I mean... Rei!!" Shinji was blushing deeply.
Rei smiled seductively and reached into the bars and gave Shinji a
peck on his trembling lips. "You're so cute when you're flustered."
Shinji flinched backwards at the kiss. <I can't do this with this
Rei.>
"What's wrong?"
"Umm... nothing."
"Ikari, come on!" a guard barked from the cell door, which he was
opening.
"Huh? What's going on?"
"Move it!!" the guard commanded and fingered his sidearm.
Shinji moved it real fast.
-E- -V- -A-
Shinji looked into the small, windowless room he was led into. The
walls were made out of cold steel and an old, dirty mattress was shoved
in one corner. "What's this?"
"Solitary. You've got an hour," the guard said and closed the door.
Shinji's eyes went wide. "Solitary!!" He spun around and saw Rei
standing beside the large steel door, starting to unbutton her blouse.
"Rei!! What are you doing?!"
Rei smiled. "I bribed the guards so I could get a conjugal visit
with you."
"Co... co... conjugal?!" Shinji stuttered.
Rei pulled off her blouse, causing Shinji to blush and turn away.
"Yeah... I 'm still not pregnant."
"Pre... pre... pregnant?!"
"Yeah... otherwise my mom won't let us get married. Don't you
remember?" Rei put her hand on Shinji's forehead. "Has being butt fucked
every night driven you insane?"
Shinji's eyes went wide. "No!!"
"Then why won't you touch me?"
Shinji thought back and tried to remember everything about the last
world he created. <Dammit... I should have paid more attention.> Certain
things popped into his mind. "Well... yeah, but with me in jail... ACK!!
Put your bra back on!!"
Rei frowned and looked down at her naked chest. "What's wrong with
you, Shinji?"
Shinji gulped. "Um... nothing. It's just I'm glad to see you."
<Problem is, I'm seeing too much of you.> He frowned as he realized
something. <Why does seeing her naked seem so weird to me? Rei and other
others back in the theater were always naked... but it feels different
here for some reason.>
Rei slipped her panties off and then frowned at the fully clothed
Shinji. "What's wrong? Get undressed." She reached for Shinji's belt,
but he pulled away. "Wha... what's wrong? Shinji... have you found
someone else in here?"
Shinji's jaw dropped. "Huh? There's only boys here."
"Well... that guy and you seemed to be having a lover's spat," Rei
asked, frowning.
Shinji tried to see if Rei was being serious or was joking, but
couldn't tell. "Um... no... Rei, I'm not gay and I don't have another
girlfriend." He wondered if the other Rei qualified as a girlfriend, but
decided not to tax his brain by trying to figure out what his
relationship with that Rei was. He had enough problems with the Rei in
front of him, as evidenced by her starting to undo his belt again.
"Good!!" Rei smiled and unzipped his fly. She smiled more when
something popped out and greeted her. "Well at least PART of you is
happy to see me."
"Um... it's not that I'm not happy to see youuuuuuuuuuuu..."
Shinji's voice rose several octaves as Rei attempted to usurp this parts
title.
-E- -V- -A-
Shinji sat on the floor and stared at the naked Rei in front of
him. "Um... well... sorry, but I can't."
"Why?" Rei asked tilting her head.
"Because it's impossible!!"
"Why?"
"Because this isn't real!"
"Why?"
"Because!"
Rei reached out and put her hand to Shinji's cheek. "Do you feel
that?"
Shinji nodded.
"Then it's real." She put her hand over Shinji's heart. "Do you
feel that?"
"Yes..."
Rei picked up Shinji's hand and put it over her heart. And her
breast, of course. "Do you feel that?"
Shinji's response was in the form of an erection.
"Is that a yes?" Rei asked, tilting her head to the other side.
Shinji nodded his head slowly.
Rei reached out for his erection and began to ask the question
again. "Do you..."
"What the fuck are you two doing?!"
Shinji and Rei looked around in unison and saw a naked redhead
storm up to them from across the theater.
"I was just explaining to him that we are real."
Asuka sneered at Rei. "You were going to grab his penis, weren't
you?!"
"Yes."
"What'll that prove?"
Rei remained silent.
Shinji looked between the two naked girls, causing his erection to
become more pronounced. "Look... this is all a dream, so there's no
reason to get angry."
Rei shook her head. "This isn't a dream."
"Yeah!!" Asuka snapped. "If anything's a dream, it's your world.
Our Shinji sure fucked that one up real good."
Shinji shook his head in confusion. "I'm sorry, but that story you
keep telling me is ridiculous!!"
"What's so ridiculous about it?" Asuka demanded.
Shinji's chuckled. "Me, the creator of the new world for a humanity
that has been reduced to it's simplest components: souls, memories, and
some kind of primordial soup?"
Asuka smirked. "Yeah, when you put it like that it is ridiculous.
*I* would have been a much better choice."
"Every time you created a world or made suggestions the result was
a disaster," Rei calmly explained.
"Well... well..." Asuka scrunched up her face. "So what?!"
"And my father... Instead of being the man that overflowed with
pride at being able to remove twenty-three beaks out of a single chicken
soup dispenser in less than an hour, he is some kind of evil scientist
who caused Second Impact and then plotted to cause Third Impact and the
end of Humanity?"
"That is correct," Rei confirmed.
"Finally! Now, was that so hard to accept?" Asuka asked.
Shinji ignored Asuka and swallowed hard. "And he turned my mom into
some sort of giant robot in a video game?"
"The Evas are not robots in a game," Rei remarked.
Shinji sighed and nodded. "Right... right... They're mechanically
enhanced bio-humanoids created in part from the Second Angel."
"That's correct."
Shinji shook his head. "And you-" He looked awkwardly at Rei. "-are
some sort of clone."
"Partly. I was created by fusing an Angel's DNA with my mother's
eggs. I am the third to hold my soul. Your Rei is the fourth, but she
only has a soul in our Shinji's mind."
"How can you say the woman I love has no soul!"
"It is the truth. You have no soul either. Until Shinji returns and
frees the souls from me, that world is just a possibility, not a
reality."
Shinji's head hurt. "Fine... fine... So where is Ritsuko, your
mother?"
"Ms. Akagi is not my mother in reality." Rei looked over towards
Misato, who was picking her nose. "Ms. Katsuragi is."
Shinji's jaw dropped. "I never thought of Misato as the motherly
type."
Asuka smirked. "Don't you have a one in three chance of being the
father of Misato's child?"
Shinji gulped. "Who told you about that?!"
Asuka sighed. "We can see everything that goes on in your world.
Our Shinji created it, remember?"
Shinji rolled his eyes. "Yeah... right." A really bad thought
suddenly occurred to him. "Everything?"
Rei nodded. "Yes."
Shinji blushed.
"Yes, we know all about you jerking off in the bathtub."
Shinji paled.
"That's okay, Shinji, all boys do it," Rei remarked softly.
Asuka laughed. "Of course, most boys don't talk to their dicks like
you do."
"I do not!!" Shinji shouted. "I talk to the naked girls.. I...
visualize." Shinji gulped as he realized that two of the most frequent
girls he fantasized with were in front of him and naked. He glanced to
the side as a third member of his top ten list of fantasy babes walked
over, naked as the last time Shinji jerked off... err... 'meditated' to
her mental image. He wasn't sure if the theater was a dream or not, but
his fantasies were never this detailed. They were generally less
confusing, though.
"Will you girls stop upsetting Shinji?" Misato asked as she strode
over. She looked at Shinji and put a hand on his shoulder. "How are you,
Shinji?"
"Confused, irritated, angry, and I want to get out of here!!"
Misato nodded. "You're a lot like our Shinji."
Shinji sighed. "Not this again!!"
Misato knelt down in front of Shinji and took his hand. "I know
this is difficult, but what we're telling you is the truth."
Shinji tried to look somewhere where there wasn't a naked girl, so
he ended up looking at the ceiling. "And you expect me to accept the
fact that I'm just a figment of the REAL Shinji's imagination?"
Rei put her hand on Shinji's leg. "You are more than that. As long
as your world exists, you are real."
"Gee, that's comforting." Shinji sighed and made the mistake of
looking down. "Why are you all naked anyway?!" he blurted as he tried to
hide his erection.
The three name women exchanged looks and then shrugged in unison,
causing their breasts to bounce in unison.
Shinji sighed. "Well, for a dream it's not that bad." His eyes
started to spin as he tried in vain to follow the bouncing nipples.
-E- -V- -A-
"Okay, assume for a moment that I accept that explanation-" Shinji
said after they explained everything to him again. Actually, for the
fifth time. "-but how do I get back to my world?"
The naked women exchanged a worried look and then looked back at
Shinji.
Three shrugs later, Shinji looked away from the spinning nipples.
"Can you stop doing that!!"
"What?" Misato asked.
"Shrugging!!"
"Why?" Rei asked.
"Because your boobs bounce when you do!!"
"I turn you on, huh?" Asuka grinned. "Wonderbar."
Shinji's eyes went wide as Asuka jumped at him like a starving
wolf. "Ack!!" His head hit the theater floor hard as a naked redhead
writhed on top of his body. His oak tree rose to the occasion.
"Fascinating. This Shinji's penis responds one point four eight
seconds faster than the penis on our Shinji," Rei remarked as she bent
down to examine the penis in question.
Misato looked oddly at Rei. "Aren't you more concerned with Asuka
tackling Shinji? You are dating, aren't you?"
Rei started to shrug her shoulders, but stopped and shook her head
instead. This caused her breasts to shimmy to the sides. She didn't need
to worry, Shinji was too preoccupied by having Asuka's breasts pressed
into his face to notice Rei's breasts.
Misato looked worried at Rei. "Rei, as your mother I really have to
suggest you fight for your man if you want to keep him."
"This isn't my Shinji." She glanced at the viewpoint. "My Shinji is
in a world of his own making."
"Yeah... but..."
Before Misato's worries were realized, Shinji pushed Asuka off his
chest and stood up. "Stop it, Asuka! I don't love you!! I love Rei!"
Rei's heart skipped a beat. She looked down at her naked chest.
"Fascinating."
Asuka spat on Shinji. "Why! What does she have that I don't?!"
"I've told you all this before!!"
"No you haven't!!"
Shinji sighed. "Right... you're not MY Asuka, but you sure seem
like my Asuka. Always mad, always violent, always a bitch!!"
"What did you say?" Asuka asked as she stomped towards Shinji.
Shinji gulped and backed away. <She's a LOT like my Asuka. Maybe I
shouldn't have said that because my Asuka would do something real nasty
to me if I talked to her like that.> "Um... sorry..."
"You will be!!" Asuka shouted and raised her hand to send Shinji to
the next world. And she didn't mean a world they create in the theater,
she meant the afterlife. Of course depending on their religion, some
people might consider the theater to be the afterlife, just with more
young naked girls than one would expect in the afterlife.
Well, that would probably depend on your religion and how horny you
are when you think of what the afterlife would be like, I imagine.
Shinji had seen that expression and that upraised hand all too
often from his Asuka to not know what was coming next. So he ducked and
jumped right against Asuka's naked chest. <Well, since this is all a
dream...> Shinji put his hand to Asuka's cheek and smiled.
Asuka's eyes widened at Shinji's unexpected touch, both his hand
and the feeling of his naked body pressed against her body.
"Asuka, you're a dear friend and in another world we could have
been lovers, but I can't hide my feelings for Rei."
Rei's heart skipped a beat again.
So did Asuka's. "In other worlds we were lovers." She decided not
to mention how bad those worlds turned out to be. <It was all Shinji's
fault that those worlds blew chunks.>
Shinji paused to remember what they had told him about the other
worlds he--or his other self--had made. <This is a very realistic
dream.> He looked around the theater. <Except for the scenery, it's so
low budget. You'd think the afterlife... or whatever it is... would be
more spectacular and vast than a crappy run-down theater.>
"Shinji, please don't stand so close to Asuka," Rei said, tugging
at his arm.
Asuka grinned at Rei. "What's the matter, jealous?"
"No, I just don't want him to upset that other Rei."
"You want him for yourself, that's all. You can't wait to kiss him,
I bet."
"No, I want my Shinji back so I can have hot, unbridled monkey sex
with him."
Asuka's jaw dropped. Shinji's was just a bit behind her's.
"Rei, I don't want to sound overprotective, but I don't think I can
condone that."
Rei scrunched up her face. "Aw, Mom! You never let me have any
fun!!"
Asuka smiled. "Well, that leaves him to me then." She wrapped her
arms around Shinji and pressed her breasts into his scrawny chest. "Want
to have some fun while you're here?"
Shinji turned bright red, which fortunately kept Asuka from being
impaled by Shinji's penis as the blood was needed to form the blush. Not
that Asuka would have minded being impaled, mind you. "Um... well..."
Shinji's resolve to live out a fantasy in what he presumed was a dream
faltered.
"No..." Rei hissed and pulled Shinji away from Asuka and into her
bosom.
Asuka smirked. "Ha!! I knew you wanted this Shinji too!!'
Rei shook her head. "I'm just keeping him from cheating on my other
self. We Reis have to stick together." She spoiled her statement by
tightening her grip on Shinji, thus pressing him into her breasts more.
Misato pulled Shinji out of Rei's arms. "That's enough, girls."
In the process of being pulled away from Rei, Shinji got a real
close look at something his classmates would die to see: Misato's naked
chest. He smiled as he realized he was without a doubt dreaming, since
he had had dreams like this all the time. Well, dreams about being
pressed into various girls' naked chests, not in the afterlife disguised
as an old, run-down theater. "Now.. now... why don't we all stop
fighting and get down to some serious sex?" He jumped onto Misato,
tackling her.
"Shinji!" Misato gasped as Shinji started sucking on her breasts.
"Ack... you pervert!!" Asuka snapped and then kicked Shinji where
the sun don't shine. Since there was no sun in the theater, that meant
she pretty much kicked him repeatedly all over his body.
"Don't hurt him too much before I get my turn to have sex with
him."
Asuka stopped her kicks to stared at Rei in amazement.
Misato stopped wiping the slobber off her breasts. "That's not sex,
Rei."
"No need to fight, girls, there's plenty of me to go around,"
Shinji explained and pulled all three of them into his arms.
Later, he leaned against one of the theater walls and rubbed his
sore head, then his sore shoulder, then his sore ass, then his... you
get the idea. "I guess this isn't a dream after all." He moved his leg
and flinched. "Dreams can't possibly hurt this badly."
-E- -V- -A-
Shinji sat on the floor and stared at the naked Rei in front of
him. "Um... well... sorry, but I can't."
"Why?" Rei asked tilting her head.
"Because it's impossible!!"
"Why?"
"Because this isn't real!"
"Why?"
"Because!"
Rei reached out and put her hand to Shinji's cheek. "Do you feel
that?"
Shinji nodded.
"Then it's real." She put her hand over Shinji's heart. "Do you
feel that?"
"Yes..."
Rei picked up Shinji's hand and put it over her heart. And her
breast, of course. "Do you feel that?"
Shinji response was in the form of an erection.
"Is that an yes?" Rei asked as she pulled down his prison pants.
She bowed her head and wrapped it around the aforementioned reaction.
Shinji arched his back and gasped. "Err.... oh... ahhhh.... YES!!"
Rei smiled as she pulled away from her handiwork. "That was
definitely a yes." She pulled Shinji's pants off and then slid on top of
him. "Time to make a baby."
Shinji's mind screamed for Rei to stop, but his mind wasn't in
control of his body at that moment. Something else with a 'head' was.
-E- -V- -A-
"Ha!! He's thinking with his dick again!!" Asuka turned away from
the viewpoint and looked at Shinji. "Looks like our Shinji is screwing
your fiancee." Asuka smirked.
Shinji wasn't happy.
Shinji's face was red.
Smoke was pouring out of his ears.
"How dare I screw my own fiancee!!"
Rei blinked.
Asuka blinked.
Misato blinked. "Do you want to rephrase that?"
Shinji glared at the three naked women. "No! I don't know if I
believe all this, but if *I* don't get to live out any fantasies with
the chicks here why the hell is he screwing my fiancee!!"
"Chicks?" Misato asked, smiling. <No one has called me a chick
in... in... well at least since the end of the world.>
"Who the fuck are you calling a chick, you bastard!!" Asuka
bellowed and twisted Shinji's favorite appendage, which was her favorite
appendage too.
"We have no birds in the theater, but I can flip you the bird if
you want," Rei remarked, and raised her left appendage and saluted with
her middle digit.
Shinji freed himself from Asuka's grip and backed away. <This is a
weird place and these girls are not like the ones I know.> He saw a very
angry redhead staring at him. <Except for Asuka. Man, I feel sorry for
that other Shinji.> Then he glanced at the viewpoint, which showed his
Rei pulling off Shinji's T-shirt. "That mother fucker!!"
The three nekid chicks flinched at Shinji's angry response.
Shinji was breathing heavily as he looked at the three naked women.
"Fine, if that's the way he want's it... I'll just have sex with..."
Asuka smiled and jumped into Shinji's arms. "I'm all yours, you
stud muffin!!"
Shinji dropped Asuka. "Not you..." He looked at Rei. "Rei, would
you like to go..." He looked around the theater. "Um... to a corner with
me?" <It's okay since it's Rei. If it's a dream, then it's no big deal.
If it's real and what they've been telling me is true, then she's still
*A* Rei, so it's okay to have sex with her.>
Rei smiled and nodded emphatically.
Shinji glanced back at the viewpoint, only to see the other Shinji
pressed into his Rei's breasts. He walked towards Rei and grabbed her
hand. Together, they set off for a corner.
"Excuse me."
Rei and Shinji looked back around at Misato.
"There is no way I'm going to let you sleep with my daughter to get
back at yourself for sleeping with your fiancee." Misato crossed her
arms over her breasts and looked very motherly. Except for being naked,
of course. Of course, most mothers were naked when they became mothers,
so maybe it's natural for a mother to be naked. At least that's what the
author tells Misato when she complains about being naked all the time.
Shinji looked at Rei and then back at Misato. "I am sick and tired
of parents fucking up my love life!!"
Rei nodded. "I'd like to be filled with his manhood, Mother."
Misato sighed and looked at her daughter. "Rei, do you love *THIS*
Shinji?"
"What is love?" Rei replied.
Misato's eyes went wide. "Oh no!! I'm not explaining anything else
to you!" She glanced at Asuka, who was pouting on the floor.
Asuka looked away. "Don't look at me. I'm not talking to any of you
until Shinji has sex with me."
"It'll be quiet then," Rei said softly
"What was that?!" Asuka screamed and jumped from the floor.
Rei tilted her head and raised her voice. "I said it'll be quiet in
here then."
A redheaded blur flew across the theater and tackled Rei. Since
Shinji had been naked and holding her hand, he crashed face first to the
floor with the two naked teenage girls. The fact that they were naked
may seem unnecessary to mention, but as you'll soon see, it is very
important.
Shinji's head landed on Rei's breasts and Asuka's breasts landed on
Shinji's head. Head of Shinji sandwich.
Now, Shinji was a healthy boy and the sensation of being pressed
between two sets of firm, teenage breasts caused a certain physical
reaction.
Normally that would be a good thing, especially if the girls
belonging to the breasts were willing to relieve the aforementioned
physical reaction by a number of oral, tactile, and vaginal methods.
Which both of them were in this case.
But Shinji had one problem. Well, he had one MAJOR problem at that
moment and a whole series of other problems lined up behind it.
First things first. His major problem at that moment was a knothole
in the wooden floor of the theater floor. That knothole now had a rather
large oak tree wedged in it. And the fact that Asuka was doing her best
to make Shinji lick her breasts was only causing that oak tree to expand
more.
So despite his position between Rei and Asuka's breasts, Shinji was
in incredible pain and unable to withdraw his member from the small
knothole.
"Come on... come on... suck those puppies!!'
"Are you enjoying my breasts, Shinji?"
"Gaaaaa..."
-E- -V- -A-
Shinji lips were wrapped around Rei's nipples and sucking gently on
them. <I shouldn't be doing this.>
Rei's response disagreed with that thought. "Ahhhh...."
<Maybe I should stop...> Shinji's thoughts were interrupted when
Rei wrapped her hand around his penis. "Ahhh.... um.... er...." His eyes
rolled upwards suddenly. <Well, I am dating Rei... and I am the original
Shinji, so what the heck.>
Rei smiled as she felt Shinji's body press her down onto the cold
steel floor of the cell. "Wouldn't the mattress be more comfortable?"
She glanced at the old mattress in the corner.
"Err... yeah." Shinji slid off Rei and helped her up. "Sorry."
Rei sat down on the mattress, causing the rats calling the inside
of it home to scurry away. "Why are you so nervous? It's not like it's
our first time."
"It is..."
"What?"
Shinji eyes went wide at his mistake. "Um... err... I... um... I
mean the first time we've made love in a prison cell."
Rei smiled and ran her hand through Shinji's hair. "No... there was
that night we spent together in the Osaka-2 jail."
Shinji scrunched up his face and tried to remember the time the
other Shinji spent in jail. "Um... we just held hands, didn't we?"
Rei nodded as she reached out and took Shinji's hand. "Yes, but to
me that was making love." She tightened her grip on his hand. "Just your
touch is enough to calm my troubled soul." She pulled him down onto the
mattress and placed her head against this chest. "Just to know that you
love me." She traced his lips with her fingertips. "Just the sound of
your voice." She reached up and gave him a long kiss. "I love you."
Shinji gulped. "Yeah... me too." As Rei slid into his arms, alarm
bells started to go off in Shinji's brain. <Wait! This isn't my Rei!! I
can't tell this Rei that I love her, it's not fair to her or the other
Shinji. I don't love Rei, I love Rei. Um... the other Rei.> He blinked.
<I love the other Rei? Do I? But... why? How? When?>
Rei cupped Shinji's cheek with her hand. "What are you thinking?"
"Oh... just about how I love Rei," Shinji replied without thinking.
Nothing new about that.
Rei smiled. "And I love Shinji." She slid her tongue into Shinji's
mouth and pressed her naked body against Shinji's chest.
Shinji got lost in thought again. <I shouldn't be doing this.
But... does it really matter what happens in this world?> He made the
mistake of looking into Rei's eyes. <Yes... it does.> His lips slid down
Rei's neck and together they slid onto the mattress.
"Shinji! You're free!!"
Shinji and Rei's gaze shot to the steel door as it was slammed open
to reveal his mother and father.
"That's my son!!"
After bashing her husband with her purse, Yui looked between the
two teenagers. "Rei? How did you..."
Rei smiled nervously. "Sorry, Mrs. Ikari... I couldn't stand being
away from him so I bribed the guards."
Yui sighed adverted her eyes from her naked son and his fiancee.
"Well, get dressed and we can go."
Shinji slid off Rei and retrieved their clothes. "Um... what did
you mean I'm free?"
"They just dropped the charges for some reason."
Shinji pulled his pants on. <Even if I'm out of this jail, I'm
still trapped in this fucked up world I made. So am I really free?>
Gendou walked over and slapped his son's shoulder, causing Shinji
to flinch. "Come on, Son, let's go and forget this whole thing
happened."
Shinji marveled at the kind look on his father. <Maybe this isn't
such a bad world after all.> He looked at his mother and smiled. "Let's
go home."
Yui smiled and pulled her son into a hug. "Yes, let's go home."
-E- -V- -A-
Shinji was smiling as the sun's bright light blasted his face as he
stepped onto the front steps of the Tokyo-3 Juvenile Hall. He had Rei on
one side and his parents on the other; all of their arms were
intertwined together. <That other Shinji must have been screwing up this
world, it's perfect now!>
"Hey, buttwad!"
Shinji looked at the sound of the voice and saw the face of the boy
he had killed, twice. "No!!!!!!"
"Don't think it's done with us," the image of Kaworu said as it
faded away.
Shinji dropped to the ground and wrapped his arms around his legs.
"No... no... no..."
Rei and Yui dropped down to his side in unison.
"What's wrong, Shinji?" both women asked in unison.
"I... I... killed Kaworu!!!"
"Yes, we know, but don't yell it out like that. We still don't know
if you'll stand trial for murdering Rei's old boyfriend," Gendou
explained in a straightforward and emotionless way.
The same way the real Gendou used to talk to Shinji.
Shinji sneered at his father. "Shut up!! You're the reason I killed
him!! You bloodied my hands when you almost killed Touji with Unit One!!
You made it easy for me to crush Kaworu's body into a bloody pulp with
Unit One's hand!! You setup Third Impact and made my life a fucking
hell!!"
Three sets of eyes blinked twice.
"Oh... being butt fucked every night has driven my baby insane."
Rei looked into Shinji's eyes and found only anger and turmoil.
"Shinji, don't let this get to you. Hasamoto was a jerk and would have
killed you and me without any hesitation."
Shinji snapped. "No!! Kaworu loved me!!" He fell forward and
started pounding the pavement. "And... and... I LOVED HIM!!"
Rei flinched.
Yui flinched.
Gendou swore. "Dammit... my son's gone gay from being butt fucked
every night!"
Shinji jumped at his father and put his hands around his father's
neck. "I did not get butt fucked every night and don't you dare say
anything bad about Kaworu!!"
Gendou knocked his son away by instinct. "Shinji..."
Shinji had tears in his eyes when he looked up from the ground
where he had fallen and saw the three of them hovering nearby with
concern on their faces, even his father. "Don't pity me!! I don't
deserve it!! I killed the one person who ever loved me! I killed
Kaworu!!!"
"Sorry, fuckwad, but I don't love you. And if it wasn't for the
cops holding me, I'd kill you where you stand for even thinking that I'm
gay. Even if I was, I'd never love a wimp like you."
Shinji's eyes went wide when he recognized the voice. "Kaworu!!" He
looked around and saw Kaworu--who everyone in this world knew as
Hasamoto--standing between the two cops who were holding onto the chain
attached to Hasamoto's handcuffs and leg shackles. "No... you're
dead..."
Hasamoto sneered. "No... I won't die until I get back at you and
that tramp!"
Shinji launched himself at Hasamoto.
The two cops reacted to protect their prisoner, but even they were
unprepared for what Shinji did.
Shinji's lips met Hasamoto's and pressed firmly as he savored the
feeling of being near Kaworu again. When the kiss ended, Hasamoto was
staring bugeyed at Shinji. "I love you too, Kaworu."
-E- -V- -A-
Kaworu according to Shinji:
The first person to ever say he loved me and now I can return that
love in this world I made.
[End - Garden of EVA 2:6 - Kaworu Blows!]
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Author's notes/ramblings:
Yeah, I was saving the most twisted things for last. This is the end of
Garden of Eva. I hope you enjoyed it.
Oops... I forgot, I still have more things to blow apart. Get ready for
2:7, because you won't believe what blows there.
I'd like to thank my pre-readers Michael A. Chase, David Johnston, and
Thomas C. Kinnen for helping me find and fix problems with this story.
FFML members Mark Ferrer, Dave Menard, Jon L. and Jose Argao were also
helpful in fine tuning this story. Thank you all. Of course in the end,
any mistakes and botched characters are my fault.
Revision 0.0 - Initial draft began (July 1, 2000)
(started in line for the Escaflowne movie at AX2000)
Revision 0.1 - Initial draft completed (July 14, 2000)
Revision 0.3 - Pre-reader draft (July 25, 2000)
Revision 0.4 - FFML draft (August 13, 2000)
Revision 1.0 - Final version (September 4, 2000)