I mistakenly wrote that this starts in Vol. 34 of the Manga. The story
is actually in vol. 33.
The joy of youth.
Formerly the Adventures of Chibi Ranma and Ryoga.
Part one.
"Come on Ryoga!" cried five year old Ranma as he hurried through the
streets of Nerima towards their destination.
"Damn you Ranma!" cried the tiny lost boy as he charged after him.
"If you don't keep up I'll have to spend all day looking for you!"
snapped the pigtailed boy angrily as he walked ahead.
The pair stopped and looked up at the sign in front of them. "We made
it!" cried Ryoga.
"We would have been here an hour ago if it wasn't for you," commented
Ranma lazily.
"Shut up!" snapped Ryoga as he shoved the boy in the chest.
"Are you trying to pick a fight?" snapped the pigtailed boy.
"You got it!" retorted the lost boy. Within moments the pair was locked
in an all out brawl in the middle of the sidewalk.
Mousse stepped outside of the Cat Caf� with an annoyed look on his face.
He glanced down at the two brawling youngsters. "It's those brats again,"
he thought sourly. He hit them both in the head and they froze in place
with tears welling up in their eyes. "Go somewhere else and fight, you're
disturbing our customers."
Ranma and Ryoga glanced up at him as Mousse disappeared into the
restaurant. "Hey wait!" cried Ranma.
Ryoga just stood there as the pigtailed boy was promptly booted out of
the business on his face.
"This is going to be tougher than I thought," commented Ryoga with a
frown.
"Mousse! What's all this racket!?" snapped Cologne as she emerged from
the kitchen.
"It's nothing, just a couple of stupid kids," replied the boy as he
began to scrub the tables.
"This isn't a playground, keep them out of here," said the old woman as
she whirled around and went back to her own work.
"What kind of fool do I look like?" snorted the boy as he wiped one of
the chairs down with a wet rag. Needless to say the man who was sitting
in it at the time wasn't too pleased.
"Man, we gotta talk to that ghoul!" said Ranma as he watched the doorway
from an alleyway across the street.
"You're right, she's our last hope," agreed Ryoga as he looked towards
the opposite end of the alleyway.
"It's this way!" said Ranma as he corrected him and forced him to face
the right direction.
"Yeah, I know," said Ryoga unconvincingly.
"So how do we get in?" Ranma looked thoughtful for a moment and slapped
his palm into his hand. "I've got it."
Mousse stood up as a shadowy figure walked into the door. "Hello, how
can I help you sir?"
The man was about four feet tall and was wearing a long trench coat and
hat, he also had a rather thick mustache. "I'd like to speak to..."
"Say, don't I know you from somewhere?" said Mousse with a suspicious
look in his eyes.
"Uh, I don't think so," said the squeaky voice from under the hat.
"Oh, you just looked familiar," replied the boy with a smile reappearing
on his face. A strange double sigh of relief came from behind him and he
brushed it off.
"That was close," muttered Ranma carefully.
"Shut up and hurry up! You're heavy!" complained Ryoga from underneath
him.
"Keep it down pig!" snapped Ranma quietly.
"What did you call me?" growled Ryoga.
"Shhh! We've almost made it!" said the pigtailed boy. He stopped when
the blind waiter turned to face them.
"Shampoo will be with you in a minute, let me take your coat," without
waiting for a reply he grabbed the trench coat and removed it before the
boys could protest.
The pair froze in place as Mousse bent down and adjusted his glasses
looking them up and down.
Moments later they were booted out of the business once again.
"Damn, our disguise was foolproof!" said Ranma as he made a fist and
glared at the ground.
"Ranma..." said a familiar voice from behind him.
"What? I'm tryin to think here!" said the pigtailed boy as he turned his
head. He paused when he saw Ryoga standing behind him with his battle
aura flaring up.
"Who's a pig?"
The lost boy sat on top of a garbage can and watched the door with a
frown on his face. "Darn that Mousse! He's making this ten times harder
than it should be!"
"You ain't exactly helping you know," replied Ranma. He had several
large lumps on his head and was eyeing Ryoga angrily.
"I've got it!" cried Ryoga suddenly.
Several minutes later...
"Bakusai Tenketsu!" cried Ryoga again as he jabbed his finger into the
end of the tunnel they had dug.
"Are you sure this is the right place?" asked Ranma with a skeptical
look on his face. "We've been doing this for a long time now."
"Will you quit complaining? I've done this hundreds of times before! I
know where we're going!"
"Yeah, Like I haven't heard that before," grumbled Ranma.
"This is it!" screamed Ryoga as he poked his finger into the soil one
last time. A familiar light flooded the tunnel temporarily blinding the
pair as the staggered out of the hole.
The pair found themselves staring Soun Tendo in the face and they froze
yet again.
"You jerk! You dug us all the way home!" cried Ranma as he hit Ryoga
over the head.
The Tendo patriarch got a familiar look on his face as he lifted the
boys into his arms.
"Oh no!" cried Ryoga.
"Help! Help!" screamed Ranma.
"Mustache Rub!" exclaimed Soun.
Kasumi rounded the corner only to be greeted by a blood-curdling scream.
"Oh my."
Akane walked up behind her and sighed. "Look at them! They're filthy!"
Soun smiled at her cheerfully and chuckled as he put the two quivering
and shell-shocked toddlers back on the ground. "Now Akane, they are
little boys after all."
"I'm just glad they're back from playing, I was getting worried," said
Kasumi with a relieved look on her face. "Lunch is almost ready."
After lunch, Ranma and Ryoga walked out into the Tendo's yard. "Come on
Ranma, we've got to get back," said the lost boy impatiently.
"But, Kasumi said we're having ice cream," whimpered Ranma.
"What kind of man are you?" snapped Ryoga bitterly. He paused for a
moment, "What flavor?"
"Damn you Ranma! Now we're never gonna make it in time!" yelled Ryoga.
His mouth was covered in chocolate.
"If you'd quit wandering off we'd have been there by now!" retorted an
equally messy Ranma.
"Lets just get this over with," grumbled the lost boy as he charged
forward.
Ranma grabbed him by his collar and pulled him behind him in the right
direction.
"He's outside sweeping the steps," said Ranma from his place in the
alleyway.
"We'll ambush him!" said Ryoga with an angry look in his eyes.
Ranma pointed to a conveniently placed set of boxes from a neighboring
business and smiled. They were slightly taller than the unaware Mousse as
he swept the front door out. "We can do it from there. Come on!"
Moments later the pair was climbing up the precarious cardboard with
evil looking smiles on their faces. Ryoga was holding his umbrella
tightly as he glared at the blind martial artist.
At the top Ranma smirked and looked down. "On three. Ready? One,
two,..."
"Ranma! There's some weird roof in the way! I can't climb any higher!"
cried Ryoga in frustration.
The pigtailed boy looked back and his face fell. Ryoga was clawing at
the pavement and almost standing on his head.
"You dope! How can you get that direction wrong?!"
"Don't worry! I'll get it out of our way!" said Ryoga with a determined
look on his face.
"No! You idiot!" cried Ranma.
"Bakusai Tenketsu!"
Mousse looked over at the fallen pile of boxes and sighed. "I told him
he was stacking those things wrong. I sure hope none of it's broken. Oh
well, it's not my problem." With that said he turned and walked back into
the restaurant.
"Stupid jerk!" grumbled Ranma as he lay dazed in the pile.
Ryoga on the other hand was continuing his quest to find the top of the
really thick roof that was blocking his path.
Ten minutes later...
Mousse was outside washing the windows as the two children watched from
their spot in the alleyway once again.
"We've got to get by!" snapped Ranma.
"I say we just charge in and pound him," said Ryoga with a look of
frustration.
"You know what happened last time we tried that," said Ranma with a
frown.
"You're right, but if we can surprise him..."
"It's simple enough that it might work," agreed Ranma. The pair stepped
out of their hiding places and charged forward.
Mousse sighed as he scrubbed at the glass outside the Cat Caf�. It had
been a long day, but it was almost over now. "Perhaps Shampoo will go out
on a date with me tonight?" He sighed and lifted up the bucket into his
arms. "Oh Shampoo!" He threw his arms out in joyous fantasy as he
imagined Shampoo accepting his invitation. The water sailed in a wide arc
and splattered all over the sidewalk. He turned and blinked as something
hit the back of his legs.
Girl type Ranma and P-chan were sprawled out on the pavement completely
soaked.
"Stupid jerk!" muttered the little girl. The pig squealed in dazed
agreement.
"Oh! I'm terribly sorry!" said Mousse in surprise. "Come on, let's get
you inside and get dried off."
Ranma and Ryoga looked at each other and blinked.
"Aiya! What little girl doing out here all alone in street?" exclaimed
Shampoo in surprise.
Ranma looked up at her and frowned. Mousse had been unbearably nice, and
Shampoo had brought her out a free Ramen.
"Such a cute young girl should realize it's too dangerous out here for
kids to be alone," agreed Mousse.
"Whatever, I need to talk to the old ghoul," said Ranma rudely.
Mousse's face fell slightly. If Ranma wasn't so young he'd think the boy
had a couple of illegitimate children. He wouldn't put it past old man
Saotome though.
"Aiya! You must mean Great Grandmother!" said Shampoo after a moment of
thought.
Ranma found herself face down on the table with a wooden staff in the
back of her head.
"Such a rude child," commented Cologne.
"Wha'd ya do that for?" cried the pigtailed girl angrily.
"Tell me child, what is it that you want?"
Ranma jumped down and looked at her with the biggest saddest eyes
Cologne had ever seen, well, the biggest saddest eyes she'd seen since
Shampoo was that age anyway. "You gotta help me! Me and Ryoga ate some
weird mushrooms and got turned into little kids!"
Cologne stared at her in shock. "Pardon?"
TBC...
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