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Ross: �IT�S �STONE COLD� STEVE AUSTIN!�
Steve Austin stormed the ring and kicked Soun in the gut. As Soun doubled over in pain, Austin grabbed him by the neck and dropped him on his shoulder.
Ross: �STUNNER! AND NOW A STUNNER ON GENMA! AND ONE FOR VINCE McMAHON!�
Ranma by now had regained consciousness and staggered to his feet, where he was promptly kicked in the gut and stunnered as well.
Ross: �A quartet of stunners! My god, ladies and gentlemen, what a night. The Rock is your new King of Nerima, and Steve Austin has returned. For Jerry �The King� Lawler, I�m Jim Ross saying goodnight!�
"Ugh" No way those oversized waterballons are going to beat me.. Ranma thoughgt as he crawled outside the ring.
Ross: I spoke in haste folks ...it seems the blood streaming from the ringhave made yet another wrestler make his way down to the ring. LAdies and gentlemen its THE UNDERTAKER!!!
Lawler: I thought that guiy was dead"
Ross: well, uh, he is..
Steve just glances at the undertaker before starting to break Akanes legs.
Undertaker:blood *sniff sniff*
Ranma-chan gets up from under the ring wearing a leotard
"agh I seem to have hurt my ankle poor litle me what am girl suposse to do?" hehehe theese fools wont know what hit them before .. what the
"I'll save you pigtailed girl" Kunou jumps into the ring flailing his bokken wildly as he he squeeses the breath out of Ranma-chans lungs
"don't you worry I have evbverything undercontroll"
Kodachi: hohohoho oh dear brother you think you can stop me? my goons.. uh I mean fighters will take care of your misserable life"
Kunou: you say so dear sister.. but I am not unprepared for your willness.. my undertaker will take care of all of you.. Undertaker.. do your thing..
The Undertaker: I SUMMONFORTh THE ONE.. BRING FORTH THE ONE... BRING FORTH THE ONE!!!!!!!
from a cloud of smoke an enourmus giant steps back from the deadovesizing th erest with his meere presence..
the undertaker makes a quik exit..
Ross: standind 8 foot 11 the largest and stropngest fighter in th eworld ever.. ANDRE THE GIANT!!!!!!!!
Andre: puny humans hohoho Andre hungry..
Steve:hah your dead.. now'' youll die TWICE!!
Steve launches his hamsized fist into Andre's stomach his knuckles being crushed in the impact..
Andre: hohoho lunch!
Andre eats Steve then contious to massacre the other wrestlers in the ring. a minutye later we find Andre sitting atop Kunou, picking his his teeth with Rocks collarbone.
Andre: soo what is a cute girl like you doing in a place like this?
Ranma-chan: just cries as she sits in his lap.. why her why her???
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a cloaked person apears infront of W*ING..
Cloaked person: now uh.. no harm meant.. but Andre is the best wrestler ever.. so Rock or any stupid wannabe wrestler wouldnt have stood a chance.. It's life yah know.. ^_^
W*ING: >_<!
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