A boy meets his destiny...
A teen reads his mail...
The neophyte cardcaptor looked on in worried silence as his best friend
examined his newest friend.
"WOW! This sex doll's a real DOLL, if you know what I mean! C'mon, you
can tell me: this is really your father's, right?"
The lifelike plastic figure poked its investigator in the nose. "Hey!
Don't talk about me like I'm not here!"
"You can talk?"
"Of course I can talk. I wouldn't be much of a Guardian otherwise."
He is puzzled...
"Ok."
"And if you find the Instrumentality card, give it to me immediately,
Shinji."
He begins to clue in...
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Cardcaptors Evangelion
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He becomes very afraid.
"But Asuka has her own Eva, and she's not a cardcaptor. Even my
friend..."
"the cardcaptors, and whomever they designate"
"Oh. I suppose that makes sense...kinda..."
Very very very very afraid.
Rei looked up from her seat. With a flick of her wrist, all the cards
she had captured were spread in her hand, backs to Gendo. "pick a card.
any card"
He rolls on the floor, laughing his ass off and scaring the cats.
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It's not being continued? What a shame.
Be well.
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Nathan Baxter, Grand High Emperor of the Lobsters.
Author, Bubblegum^5, El Hazard: The Continuing World
(Now, if you've heard of both of these, THEN I'll be
impressed.)
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"LOXLEY!! I'll cut your _heart_ out with a _spoon_!"
---later
"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not a knife or an ax?"
"Because it's _dull_, you twit. It'll _hurt_ more."
--The Sheriff of Nottingham and Guy of Gisbourne,
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
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