An explanation follows the fic. . .
C&C and MiSTings (if you feel so inclined) are both readily welcomed.
Agreeable Komodo
He who bought it, supplied it.
Just say yes to prophylactics.
Mrs. Slocumb : Come and Sit next to me Mr. Humphries, and give
me a baby.
Mr. Humphries: I only came in for a cup of tea!
-Are you being Served?
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Xelloss, wearing a suit seated in an easy chair, legs crossed. A fire
burns merrily in the background as an electric guitar version of the
Masterpiece theater theme plays softly.
Xel: Hello, I'm Xelloss Mettalium. You may know me from episodes of the
Slayers, and the Xelloss show. But tonight, I want to talk to all you women
warriors out there. Do you wear leather? Is it low cut? Sure, you all do. But
are low cut halters, spikes, fearsome reputations and long capes enough?
Xelloss gets up and starts walking, stopping at a table piled high with
cans of polish.
Xel: A survey of bandits showed that nine out of ten gangs, when confronted
by women warriors all experienced the same sensation. Why, because those
women warriors had something extra. What was that?
He pauses and smiles.
Xel: They had shine. Yes, a well polished set of breasts can mean the
difference between mere intimidation, and outright terror. And four out of
five Alchemists agree that nothing gets better results then. . .
He holds out one of the cans towards the camera.
Xel: Shiny Boob! Specially formulated from select oysters, Shiny Boob is
-the- polish of choice for the discriminating women warrior. Take it from our
spokesperson,
Xel moves to the other side of the table, where Nahga is standing.
Xel: Nothing is better then Shiny Boob. Right, Nahga?
Nahga: OH HO! HO! HO! HO!
Announcer: To order Shiny Boob, please send 3 gold coins or one point five
ounces of precious gems per can to; Shiny Boob, 3 goat lane, Sailoon,
Northern Mountains. Sorry, no C.O.D.'s and delivery is not guaranteed in the
event of Mazoku, bandits or Lina Inverse.
Xel: Order Shiny Boob today!
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Okay, a bit of explanation. A friend of mine remarked that Nahga appeared to
have shiny highlights on her breasts in one episode. The highlights were so
bright, it looked as though they had been polished. Soon afterwards, another
friend who had been present during said remark, posted to a mailing list, a
drawing of Nahga applying polish to her chest.