"Thy Warrior Cometh, Oh Yahweh!"
An Eva Spamfic
by
Kevin Callahan
(Kionon)
Gendou sat at his desk as the figure approached him. He
made no gesture that he was aware of the figure's presence.
"He comes, as predicted."
Gendou nodded sagely. "But of course, sensei." Gendou
rifled through the papers tossed to him by the figure. "We must
act quickly before he does."
"If he acts, we will be paralyzed, and we will fail."
"Are you sure?"
The figure raised an eyebrow at the man sitting at the
desk. "You don't suppose..." Gendou nodded. "You can't be
serious. Does he have that strength?" Gendou picked up the
files and pointed to them. The figure nodded relunctantly.
"But of course, you're right. We are doomed and saved at the
same time. We will be complete."
"Correct. You may go now, sensei."
"Yes, Ikari-kun." The figure strode out, and headed down
the hallway, as the man behind the desk merely gazed intently
at a random corner of his office with his hands folded in front
of his plastic frame glasses.
* * *
A darkly clad man crossed a street, singing lightly to
himself. Nobody but the unfortunately too close paid him any
mind, and even they had little time to pay him any mind at all.
He continued down the sidewalk oblivious to his power. Singing,
he lightly window shopped for something a bit more flashy than
what he was currently wearing.
* * *
"Major!" cried Makoto Hyuuga as he swivled in his chair,
"We have massive anti-AT field walking down Shinyobu street, it
appears to be an angel!"
'Well, duh,' thought Misato to herself. "Fine, fine, can
the Evas handle it?"
Makoto quickly typed into the computer before turning
around again. "I'm not sure, at this stage, I'd say yes, but at
this stage, he's not on either offensive or defensive... He
appears to be... window shopping, Major."
"Oh? Well send out the Children... Oh, and tell Shinji to
hold my purse."
"Major? Aren't we going to do anything about the angel?"
"Sure are, Lieutenant, we're going SHOPPING!!!!"
Makoto sweatdropped.
"You are not going anywhere, Major," came a chrisp
command from behind her. "You will not interfere in this
matter, nor will we send out any of the Evangelion units. Is
that clear?"
"Yes, Commander." 'What the hell is he thinking... I need
some new shoes!' Misato slumped in the nearest chair, and
worried about her lack of new footwear.
* * *
Nearly directly above, the darkly clad man carried a
package he bought from a retro store. He smiled and flew in the
air as Tokyo-3 desecended into the ground.
* * *
'Not long now,' Gendou thought quietly to himself, 'And
then I shall return to my beloved Yui.'
* * *
The man changed drastically into a suit of pure white,
with platform shoes on his feet. His hair sprung out as he
revealed his face. It shined with cheesiness.
* * *
"OH MY GOD!!!" screamed Makoto.
"It's.. It's.. It's..."
* * *
"And now," said the angel, "I'd like to sing for you a
BeGees classic entitled.."
* * *
"NO!" cried Maya Ibuki, "Not that, NOT THAT!!!"
It was too late.
Gendou smiled thinly. "You see the power Of the ArchAngel
Mich-"
* * *
Gentle waves of orange sea rushed up against the calm
sandy beach, and repeated itself, over and over and over and
over in endless, timeless repetition.
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Author Notes: Ok, well, I've been doing so much C&C of eva
fics, I thought I might as well throw something onto the FFML,
besides, my father was watching "Michael." I just couldn't
resist.
Ta ta,
Kionon
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