"But what good is revenge, if the person you're taking revenge on is
locked into a chip so she can't feel it?  GRRRrrr...MIMETTE!  COME FORTH!
I SUMMON YOU!"

Instead you get Max Headroom.

"I teleported away and hid.

Eudial: "And scrounged up enough money to get a new car while I was at it, you bastard."

"I never got to tell him I loved him.  WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaaa!"

"Go ahead, cry it all out.  I want...I *need* every last tear you can
shed right now."

"Waaaaaaaaaaa..."

"Go on."

"...aaaaaaaaaa..."

"..."

"...aaaaaaaaaa..."

"..."

"...aaaaaaaaaa..."

"..."

"...aaaaaaahahahaaa..."

"..."

"Eudial, thanks...you're such a good friend."

LOL!! The sheer irony of it all :)

"Done crying?"

"Yes."

"Time for the next phase, then.  My Fire Buster Mark Three never got to
see those sailors, so it needs a new inaugural target."

Eudial: "After which I finish testing it I'll see about taking them out... or hiring myself out to waste plague-infested areas."

"What are you doing?"

"I've gotten every tear out of you, now I'm going to get every SCREAM out
of you, you backstabbing TRAITOR!"

*FWOOSH*  "AAAAAA..."

I wouldn't say this was 'dark,' but then, my standard is likely vastly different than yours. Either way, it's funny as hell.


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* "Decepticons Forever!" --Ravage, Beast Wars
* "You make [Kodachi] sound appealing." --kayin
* "[Y]ou're lamer than your signature and screen name indicate." --Chris Davies
* "I sold my soul to buy a copy of the dubbed 'Ukyo Can Cook'"

--Razorclaw X (http://www.crosswinds.net/~slythe/index.html)
Author: "The Wheel of Fire", "The World's Worst Ranma Fanfic!", "The Geometry of Shattered Souls", "The Geometry of Vanished Souls", "The Balance of Power", "The Wraith of Blaze", "Mister Prickly".
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