>From 'Just When You Thought The C+C Was Over Productions':
Sketches of Tenchi 5: Fiendish Diabolical Plots
A Tenchi Muyo! OAV fanfic
A week ago, flashes of lightning illuminated a dark castle on
Jurai. Gargoyles on the battlements sternly warned off intruders.
They wore mirrored shades that were indicative of law-enforcment everywhere
and said, 'Bugger off!' to those that wandered too close.
Inside, a brooding nobleman addressed a shadowed female figure,
who was only illuminated occasionally by lightning.
"You understand your instructions?"
"Yes. 'Pay the light bill'," she repeated back to him.
"Perfectly, father.
'Father' I think
Eliminate the infant. Make sure I am
impregnated first. Then my descendent, the first-born, will claim
the imperial throne." The shadowed figure put the back of her
hand to her mouth as an eerie peal of laughter emerged.
Wow. Sasami is just downright evil now. :)
"Ummm, you do understand, I hope?"
"Perfectly, father. Get pregnant by the Prince, then get myself
'recalled' to Jurai just before an unfortunate 'accident'
destroys the whole misbegotten planet. Then our noble house will
inherit the throne of Jurai."
I see a pattern forming here.
- - - - - - - - - -
This morning, in Tenchi's bedroom, Ryouko and Aeka woke
simultaneously and gazed lovingly at the individual their arms
were wrapped around.
"Miya!" Ryo-Ohki chirped cheerfully.
"Hey, it sounded good to both of us last night. Barge in here..."
"...smelling of sake," interrupted Aeka.
"Like you didn't? Anyway, phase myself into your body, and
announce to Tenchi that we're both going first at the same time."
Oh my, how evil.
"Put me down this instant, you demon! I meant we should go
search for Tenchi like normal people!"
"Why? I'm not a normal person."
Good point.
The girls' bickering came to an abrupt halt as they entered
another bedroom to find Tenchi asleep, with his arms holding
Sasami protectively, both fully pajama'd. Mihoshi, on the other
side of Tenchi, was just waking up, stretching and yawning. She
perked up at the sight of Aeka and Ryouko and greeted them
cheerily, ignoring the look on their faces.
Typical Mihoshi.
"Oh-ho-ho-ho," Aeka said. "I see that Tenchi-sama had enough
stamina left last night, _after he left us_, to spend the
rest of the night with you, Mihoshi-san."
"Oh no. I wore him out within two minutes, a minute less than when he's at
peak stamina, " Mihoshi assured them. "You horny? I could go with another
couple of rounds."
Mihoshi applauded in delight. "Oh, Tenchi was just wonderful!
I'll remember last night for... for always! I thought I would
just go out of my mind, it was _SO_ good. I was in... ecstacy,
that's the word, right? Utter ecstasy. But, gosh, when did
Tenchi have time for both of you? Tenchi got here only a couple
of hours after we all went to bed last night."
Heh
"Uhh..." Aeka and Ryouko glanced at each other, momentarily at
a loss. "An unimportant detail!"
Unnoticed by the girls, a nervous Tenchi picked up the still-
sleeping Sasami and snuck out of the room.
He had it all figured out. Knock all of them up. Stick around four or five
years to make sure the kids didn't grow up too screwed up, then find a
backwater world to hide out on for decades, just like his grandfather had.
One of the young women, tall with long silver-blue hair,
imperiously strode up. Absently handing her suitcases off to
Tenchi, she looked around her her blankly, then focused on
Aeka. "So where _is_ the Prince, my husband-to-be?" she
demanded.
Tenchi pointed to his grandfather. It was time for the old coot to take
some responsibility, whether he wanted to or not.
Tenchi, eyes darting from female face to female face, developed
an expression of panic on his face.
"Better hold on to him, girls," noted Washuu, "or he's going
to disappear on us."
Heh. Might want to tag him with a tracker or something.
"You look just like your great-great-great-grandmother. Did you
know she was my best friend?"
"And my name is Yugi," said a short pale blonde girl tonelessly.
"And I'm Asuka," said a slightly older, orange-haired girl.
"Let's all be good friends. It would be... convenient!"
*Sigh* You're evil.
Several of the new arrivals fainted. Most, however, simply
produced weapons. One scantily-clad but amply-endowed blonde
produced a ten-foot-long phaser cannon she had apparently had
concealed on her person.
heh
"HAAA!" screamed a red-head, leaping high over an troll
a troll
"Great plan, Washuu," Kiyone noted drily as the blue golems were
quickly reduced to small tidbits. "And now you've scared Sasami."
Kiyone pointed to where Sasami and Misao were hugging each other,
both crying. Sasami was saying something about her scary dream
the previous night coming true.
"Oh, well, back to the designing table."
Heh. Very cute scene
- - - - - - - - - -
Kiyone's ears perked up.
"I agree," said another, who Kiyone remembered was named Teruzi,
the daughter of a powerful Juraian Senator. Kiyone caught Teruzi
looking at her sidelong. "What did the Smirfiends
Smirfiends? You're really evil
- - - - - - - - - -
"Oh, that wasn't the right room at all," Mihoshi mumbled, still
scratching her head. "I might have woken up Mayuka."
Heh. And Mihoshi inadvertantly saves the day.
Somewhere else, Lady Fuyuno slowly sat up to face a jolly knife-
wielding teddy bear. "Naughty, naughty," said a voice. "Trying
to kill my daughter. We'll have to make sure you're properly...
entertained."
hehehehe
Nice work
D.B. Sommer