The disclaimer, practically every character here is NOT mine.  They all belong to their respective company.  I am using a lot of them, so I can't list them all.  Beside, I am gonna add more series to the story later on.  Don't sue me.  You won't get a penny out of me.  Trust me, you won't.  For others, there are SOME characters I made up, but who cares?  I don't.


Ranma Crossover fanfic

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Ah heck, read at your own risk.





STALLION

Chapter 5.

< What a guy!  A man who swept them off their feet! >




Part 2




Sailor Moon cared for her friends, and their happiness.  At first she had some trouble accepting the relationship between Uranus and Neptuen, but she had learned to deal with it.  Now, she thought of them as a very nice couple, which she did NOT want to see broken up.  The man was doing the very same thing, though.

She didn't like the man before, and she didn't now either.

Sailor Moon stomped up to the man and the Outers.  "You!! Leave them alone!!"

The man blinked and turned his head towards Sailor Moon, who was glaring daggers at him.  He was confused for a moment, but scowled as he realized who she was.

"Oh, it's YOU.  What didya want?"

"Leave my friends alone!!"

"Geez, what's wrong with me talking to them?  What's your excuse?"

Then the man's eyes widened.  With a frown on his face, he said.  "Wait a sec.  Don't tell you are also..."

Sailor Moon blinked for a moment before she realized what the man was implying.  Her face turend bright red as she yelled, "I am NOT a lesbian!!"

"Oh.  Well then, don't bother us.  Just go away."

"YOU go away!  You are the one who's bothering others!!"

"Geez, what's your problem?  That time of the month?"

"HEY!!!"

"Either way, I am busy here.  Shoo, shoo.  I don't play with kids."

"I am NOT a kid!!"

The Moon Princess was angry.  No, she was ENRAGED.  This man got on her nerves the moment he appeared.  If he kept this on, she would teach him something about "a scorned woman."  She took another threatening step towards the man, when a hand on her shoulder stopped her.

"Calm down, Sailor Moon."

"Eh?  Mercury?  But he is..."

"I know you are upset.   But we have to ask him some question..."

Before Mercury could finish her sentence, she felt a breeze of wind.  Then the man was standing right in front of her.

"Ah, another beauty in this blessed vicinity.  How do you do, Miss?"

"Eh?"

Mercury blinked.  When did he get here?  The man took her hands into his own, and spoke again with his eyes glimmering with expectation.

"May I have the honor of knowing your name?"

"Huh?  It's, it's Sailor Mercury..."

"Mercury!  I can see it befits you.  Your voice is like a calming sound made by a gentle tide.  Looking at your face makes me feel like watching a white lilly on the side of beautiful lake..."

"Eh?"

"No need to say anything, Miss Mercury.  Just allow me to watch your gracious beauty with my sincere appreciation."

"Um..."

While Mercury was lost in words, the man gently caressed her hair, causing her to blush even deeper.

"Hey, you!  You better watch your hand, buster!"

The man's action was interrupted, despite the surprising disappointment of Mercury, by the yell of a certain black-haired Senshi.  Sailor Mars stood beside Mercury rather protectively.  But the man's focus was not on her words, but on Mars herself.

"Oh!  And who is this fiery tigress?"

"Huh?  Who, me?  I am Sailor Mars!"

"My my.  Your ferocity must come from you name.  Strong, powerful, flaming, and yet very warming to my heart..."

"Eh?"

"You are strong-willed, as much as you are beautiful, young one.  Your preciousness not only comes from the outside, but from the inside also.  I have rarely met a fine lady such as yourself.  Passionate, determined, yet caring...  I'm in deep dept for just being allowed in your presence."

"Um, thank you..."

Mars was lost in words.  She didn't know what to say.  A moment ago she was ready to break this man's nose for touching her friend.  But now her logic was melting in the man's sweet talk.  Her mind screamed the warning, but her heart refused to listen.  Slowly, but surely, a deep blush came up to her face.

Much to her disappointment, the man then turned his attention to her other friends.

"And two ladies over there?  By what name should I call you?"

With a slight blush, Jupiter hesitantly opened her mouth.

"Um, I am Sailor..."

But she was cut off by the cheerful voice of her friend.

"I am Venus!"

"Hey!"  Ignoring Jupiter's protest, Sailor Venus stepped in between Juptier and the man, who gently smiled at her.

"Venus!!  It seems you call yourself by the name of the planet, is that right?"

"Well, yes..."

"But I see that's wrong!!  The planet should be named after you, not the other way around!  Your beauty had already surfaced that of a mindless chunk of land."

"Heheh... thanks!"

"No thanks from you, my lady.  I only said what was right."

"Heheh..."

Sailor Venus was ecstatic.  She hadn't been flattered like this for ages!  Sure, there had been a lot of guys who tried to ask her out, but none had a speech like this one, not to mention such a build...

Despite her friend's happiness, Sailor Jupiter was not amused.  She was going to make a proper introduction to this man, and Venus rudely budged in! Then the Senshi of Love began to flirt with him, when it was clear it was Jupiter's turn!  Jupiter was certainly not happy with it.

"Sailor Venus!  You interupted me!  Go away and wait your turn!"

Venus pouted a bit, but took her tongue out at her fellow Senshi.

"Bieee~!  He's talking to me now, so I say you wait YOUR turn."

"Venus!!"

But Jupiter couldn't continue, as the man was now standing right beside her.

"No need to get upset, Miss.  I won't forget about you.  How could I possibly miss such a gorgeous one full of her womanhood?  You misjudge me, lady."

"Ah... so, sorry..."

"No need for sorrys, either.  Just give me your name, so I may cherish this moment with it in my memory..."

"Eh, it's, Jupiter.  Sailor Jupiter."

"Jupiter?  It is not good."

"Huh?  It's not?"

"Of course not.  How could a beautiful woman such as yourself be called Sailor Jupiter?  I think you gotta get a new name, like Sailor Charming, or Sailor Enchantment."

"Eheheh... that's, um, sweet...  Heheh..."

Jupiter blushed, while Venus scowled with disappointment of losing the man's attention.  But Jupiter could care less of her friend's jealousy right now.

But Sailor Moon didn't feel all that happy with the situation.

"Hey you!!  Stop flirting with my friends!!"

"Huh?  Oh, it's you.  Why you still here?"

"How can I leave with a pervert like YOU around?!  Who knows what you will do to them!?"

The man snorted.  "I don't know what but I'm sure it's gonna be somethiing a lot happier.  God knows it's gonna get a lot quiter around here if you just go away."

"Why you!!!"

The man grinned and said, "what?  Are you gonna finally call your daddy?"

"I DO NOT CALL MY DADDY!!  I can punish you MYSELF!!"

"Ooooh.  I am vewy vewy scawed!"

Sailor Moon was having a near heartattack by the sudden increase in her blood pressure.  Her heart was beating like crazy, but this time it wasn't because of love, but pure, intensified anger.  Hatred even.  The mere presence of this man had been really, REALLY irritating the hell out of her. She scowled nastily as she spoke to him again.

"What's with the change in your speech, anyway?"

"Huh?  What change?"

"Don't play with me!!  You are talking with me as if you are joking around, but you speak differently with my friends!!"

"So?  It's natural for me to speak from the bottom of my heart to the full-grown attractive ladies such as them."

The Inner Senshi collectively blushed when they heard him calling them "full-grown," and "attractive."  But Sailor Moon wasn't satisfied with the answer, and retorted back, her foot tapping on the ground.

"I thought you don't play with kids."

"I don't.  Why do you think I was trying to avoid you?"

Between her clenched teeth, Sailor Moon continued her question.

"But you are flirting with my friends."

"So?"

"So?!  My friends and I are same age!!  If they are grown-ups, then so am I!!  If you are gonna flirt with my friends, you should at least stop treating me like a kid!!  Isn't that..."

The end of her sentence was hanging in the air when she saw the man widened his eyes.  He blinked a couple of times.  He looked at her friends, then looked back at her.  Then he shook his head and said, "naaaaah."

"What?  What?"

"You can't be the same age as them.  That's not possible."

"Yes, we are!!"

"Naaaaah."

"Yes!!"

The man again looked at her friends, who simultaneously nodded their heads.  But he looked back at her, shook his head and said, "naaaaah."

"YES!!"

For a while the man only blinked.  Then he put his gaze down to Sailor Moon's chest, much to her embarrassment.  But before she could yell at him for being so perverted, he spoke again.

"Naaaaah."

"Wait a sec!!  What's that supposed to mean!?!?!"

"You can't possibly as mature as them.  At least your 'assets' don't look like it."

"MY BREASTS ARE FINE!!  THESE ARE AS BIG AS ANY ONE OF THEIRS!!"

It didn't take long for her to realize her predicament.  Her face turned pale when she realized that she had just shouted out loud about her breast, in front of many strangers and her friends.  Her outburst was totally inapproapriate, not to mention horrifingly embarrassing.

The reaction of the audience was the proof.  They were either looking away with a blush on their face, or looking down at their toes, trying to suppress giggles.  Sailor Moon's pale face turned totally red now.  She wanted to hide in a hole somewhere, just to avoid this situation.

But the man smirked and made the already bad situation even worse.

"Don't think so, kid.  Why don't you go to your mom and drink some more milk?  Maybe then you might grow up a little more.  Who knows, you might grow up to be a fine lady one day.  In a century or two, that is."

That did it.  Sailor Moon couldn't take it any more.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

"Sailor Moon!"

"Huh?  Wait!  Sailor Moon!  Tuxedo Mask!"

The now crying Moon princess ran away from the group, followed by worried Tuxedo Mask and Chibi Moon.  Tuxedo Mask paused for a moment to scowl at the man, though.

'I am going to make him pay for this...'

"Sailor Moon!  Wait for me!!  Aaah!  Tuxedo Mask!  She just blew up the merry-go-around!"

'Yes...  He's definitely going to pay...'



While all the others' had focused their attention on the man's charade, the middle sister of the Norn was concentrating on the one who called herself Tsunami.  She could feel the great force that was eminating from the blue-haired woman.  Although it was not one of the dark side, its sheer magnitude was scaring her.  It was one of the universal scale, literally.  Only thing that gave her some comfort was that this woman seemed to be the likes of herself, a divinity, although Belldandy had no idea who she was.

'I have to find some more about her...'  Belldandy thought as she slowly advanced towards the blue-haired woman, who still seemed to be dazed.

But she couldn't reach her destination, as her path was suddenly blocked by a white blur.

"Such a beauty!!  With such elegance and grace!!  Truly the heaven itself has blessed me today!!"

"Huh?"

"I must learn your name, beautiful one!  Please tell me, by what name do you go by?"

"Um, it's Belldandy..."

"Aha!  Just as I suspected.  Such a lovely name for such a lovely lady.  I can't get enough of vision of your charm.  I'm in awe of your beauty, Miss Belldandy."

"Ah... th, thank you..."

Then the man turned his gaze towards Holy Bell, who was floating behind her master.

"And who is this lovely angel?  Does she belong to you?"

"Um, yes.  She is Holy Bell..."

"Holy Bell!  What a beautiful name.  I assume her voice is as pretty as her visage, is it not?"

Belldandy was amazed when her angel seemed to giggle softly at this.  She had never seen the angel behaved like this.  Already Belldandy was very flattered by his words, but her link with Holy Bell was also sending very unstable emotion.  This had never happened before.

The man continued on.  "Ah, her giggle is as soft as a gentle breeze, but it rings in my heart as a storm.  I can now see the true meaning of 'angelic.'  There is no other word fitting for such a charming one as her."

The goddess was shocked when she saw her angel blush furiously.  Holy Bell then rushed back, disappearing into her master.  But the link was still there, and Belldandy could feel the angel's shy enjoyment of the man's flirtation.

"Oh, what a disappointment.  A beauty has shyed away from my presence.  Oh well, at least I still have one left right in front of me..."

The man was slowy stepping towards still confused Belldandy, when his path was blocked by a black-haired girl.

"Get away from my sister, you pervert!!"

"Oh?  And who is this cute little lady?"

"I am NOT little!  I am sixteen!"

"Of course you are.  Otherwise you wouldn't have such a fine and mature figure, my lady."

"Yes!  That's right... huh?"

"I can see now.  A flower yet hasn't blossomed, but when it does, it will brighten up the world.  Such a promising future lies ahead, a rather lovely one, if I dare say.  It's not that often to meet a fine young Miss such as yourself.  I'm truly lucky today.  Lucky indeed."

"Eh... tha, thanks..."

Skuld felt the heat rising on her cheeks.  She had never felt such emotion before.  It was just like the time when she gained her new power.(S)  But this time, she was sure that it wasn't due to a new power.  It had to do with this man in front of her.

Before she could react though, Urd came up from hehind.

"Watch who you're dealing with, Mister."

"Oh?"  The man raised his eyebrow at the new arrival.  However he didn't look intimated.  In fact, he looked even more excited at finding a new target.   He didn't get to make a move though, as Urd put out her hand with a finger extended.  She slowly shook her finger as if she was saying "no-no."

"I ain't gonna be hooked away by you.  I've dealt with the kinds of you before, and it ain't much impressive."

"Oh?"

"Yeah.  You ain't gonna get me that easily."  Urd spoke with a smug grin.

"Hmm..."  The man looked to be more intrigued by her challenge though.  For a while, the two just stared at each other, Urd with a grin, and the man with a smile.

All of sudden, the man put his arm around Urd's waist and pulled her close.  Their bodies were now in full contact.  But Urd didn't even flinch.  She had expected him to do something like this, and she wasn't about to be outwitted either.  The man seemed to be surprised a little, as he raised his eyebrow again and spoke.  "You seem to be quite strong, lady."

"You haven't seen nothing yet."

"Oh, really?"

After he spoke, just as suddenly as before, he tipped her over to one side.  He also leaned with her, and then......

"EEEEEHHHHHHHHH!?!?!?!"

Skuld shrieked, with her eyes as wide as a plate and her face crisom red.  Other people were no better.  Their eyes widened with a shock.  Even Tsunami and Belldandy dumbly stared at the scene before them with their mouth open.

But none was as shocked as Urd.  There was something on her lip, and it was the man's lip!  He just kissed her, in front of everyone!  The red color crept up to her face, as she froze in the man's arm.

'Wait a sec...  What's that thing moving around in my mouth...?  What the?!  Is that a tongue?!  He put his tongue inside MY mouth?!?  How dare he!!  I'll kill him!  I'll...  Mmm...  I must admit though...  He's really good... Mmmmm......'

Then the man parted his face away from Urd's, and slowly let her down.  When he finally let go of her, Urd just slumped down on the ground, with a dazed and bewildered look on her face.  The man grinned at seeing this and asked.  "Well, what did you think of that?"

"......huh?"

"I'll take it as "it was great."  Hmm?"

The man blinked when he saw Skuld lying on the ground.  Belldandy shook out of her trance and ran to her sister's side.

"Skuld!  Are you alright?"

"......"  No answer came from the unconscious goddess.

The man scratched his chin at seeing this, saying, "hmm...  It must've been too much exicitement for her..."



Part 2 ends.
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