Warr wrote:
Hey there D.B.,
Always sorta wondered what them thar initials stood for.
DB: (in a Xellos like whisper) That is a secret.
Dragon Ball Sommer. Coming soon to a theater near you.
A Tenchi Muyo! fanfic by D.B. Sommer
Cool. And a one shot, if I read correctly. wheee.
Yep. Something brief and to the point.
It's OVA continuity, with one little element from the TV series that
could
easily fit into the OVAverse with now real affect .
I always feel anal when I point out stuff in the author's notes but...
- no real effect. -
Serves me right for adding that bit at the last moment without checking it.
_<
Writer's note: Yes, I'm aware Mihoshi isn't Mihoshi's last name, but the
title just wouldn't be the same if I said Miss Kiramitsu (spelling's off
the top of my head, it could be a little off)
Kids <at least the ones I know> always seem to call elders Miss or Mr
First Name. Miss Bonnie... Mr. Tom... Uncle Gary.
True. But you never know what some people will pick up on. :)
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Existence was good for the Devil.
And thus he felt like he deserved a vacation.
He'll certainly need one by the time this is over and done with.
But now it was time to engage in a task that he enjoyed more than just
about anything, even running the abyss. It was time to the collect some
non-truly evil souls. This time a number of them that lived close
together
non-truly is awkward. truly non-evil, truly pure, some pure,
Got it. non-evil it is.
many to choose from: Demons, Queens, Goddesses. A veritable feast of the
powerful. Which one would be the first to fall into his carefully laid
traps?
Why just one? Go for the smorgasbord.
Nah. Trying to do it as a group is too tough, even for him.
Then it was decided. That one. She would be the easiest to trick and
gather
into his grasp. She would serve as an appetizer, then he would move on to
another one that was more substantial afterwards. Perhaps the indecisive
boy would be next. Or the short scientist that thought she was so clever.
Should that be 'scientist who thought' ?
Yep.
opportunities to make the denizens of his realm suffer. Creating the
machine was definitely one of the better choices he had made over the
millennia.
Lemmi guess, it's gonna backfire.
Naturally.
Sunlight seemed to force Mihoshi's eyelids open as the rays poured into
her
blue-white orbs and forced her awake. With the return of consciousness,
she
was forced to take a moment to remember where she was; outside on the
back
Tenchi, nude by her side. Um, oops. This isn't Vacation. ;>
Heh. No. Not by a long shot.
porch. She lazily sat up, almost catlike, and stretched out, raising her
hands to the skies and yawning. As her hands came back down, one of them
brushed across the wooden handle of a broom that had been lying next to
Not even gonna make the etchi comment that comes to mind.
You're one sick little puppy there. After all, as perverted as I am,
nothing occurred to me in that scene until you pointed it out. :)
on the broom, now distracted by the flash. A combination of detective
skills and her own innate curiosity got the better of her, She dropped
the
broom and was about to wander off and see what the flash was when a hand
She already released her hold on the broom... now she's dropping it?
Oops. Will drop the first...err, 'drop'
Plus
that should be a period after -of her.- instead of a comma.
Stars nearly appeared in Mihoshi's eyes as she clasped her hands together
and began jumping up and down. "Wow! Moldiver is my absolutist most
favorite television show here on Earth!"
Aside from that Urotsukidoji show.
Heh
His eyes twinkled as he watched Mihoshi, still in a joyous delirium, sign
the document without bothering to read it; her eyes were for the set of
tapes alone. As she ended with the final, sweeping stroke of her last
name,
the Devil felt the energy from the pact take effect. It had worked. She
was
his.
as He watched Mihoshi
Actually I'll probably just drop the capitalization bit in the first
paragraph altogether and go with a normal spelling for him.
.
"Umm, Mr. Devil," Mihoshi said tentatively, her somewhat embarrassed
demeanor disrupting the Devil's ability to laugh evilly.
"What?!"
"You should try laughing with a more high pitch if you want to sound
evil.
Kagato did that and it really scared me. What you're doing is just mildly
annoying."
Heh.
And so it begins...
"Wow, it sure is hot in here," Mihoshi said as she wiped the sweat from
her
brow. "Have you ever thought of turning on the air-conditioning? I bet it
would make things a lot more pleasant."
Is it ever stated whether or not her home planet is warmer/colder than
Earth? Could this, in fact, be comparatively cool for her? ; )
Iteresting idea. A pity I didn't come up with it myself.
"If you really want to make people suffer, you should make it more humid.
This is more of a dry heat, and everyone knows that if it's hot and humid
it's much more miserable than it just being hot."
LOL
Well, she's right.
the fact that the Devil wanted the rest of those souls near the Misaki
Is it Misaki or Masaki? I can't remember.
You're right.
lose control in front of the demons, something the Devil hadn't done
since
he had lost that stupid fiddling contest with that boy from Georgia.
Worse,
that particular little pustule had made an annoying song about it and now
everyone knew the Devil had managed to be tricked. Even worse, it had
been
at the hands of an inbred redneck cracker.
There was a sequel to that song, you know. So he lost twice...
Heh. Didn't know that. It appears they'll beat any good idea to death.
Day 2
Let's see how poor Brack'che is doing, shall we?
Survey says...
"Because... because she likes the pain, sir. I mean she really, really,
enjoys it."
You know, I rather thought so. Makes the hovercycle scene in your
Vacation story make even more sense. ;)
I hadn't though of that, but it would fit.
Mihoshi picked up a whip. "Want me to punish you? Aeka showed me how to
use
one of these." The Galaxy Police officer gave an expert crack of the
whip,
getting a feel for the weapon.
Look, I can crack the horns off your head with just a flick of my wrist.
*cra-a-a-ck*
heh
haven't seen one one-hundredth of what I can do! Per'vurt Hen'Tai! You
and
your corps come forth and reveal yourselves to your lord and master!"
"What about me?" screamed little Et'chi as he struggled to catch up,
whilst
dragging along his implements of torture. Namely, figs and mice.
heh, again
The largest (in every way) of the tentacle demons moved forward. A milky
white substance spilled from his mouth as he gurgled out, "Yes, your
large,
As he hid the Soy Milk behind his back. It just wouldn't do if his peers
found
out about his one vice.
Say, you're pretty good at this. :)
stiff, most evilness?"
Hm, the greetings fit the demons.
Yep. I thought it would be a nice touch.
"It's unbelievable, sir," Per'vurt Hen'Tai said in a clear, melodic
voice,
devoid of any white fluid. "She's drained every one of us dry."
Mihoshi, the living sponge.
Of course. How else do you think she drained them dry?
In answer to his question, a seductive voice drifted from the direction
of
the cavern. "Oh Hen'Tai-chan, I'm ready for another round. You did say
you
could get it up again, didn't you?"
What? Only fifty times a night. You self-absorbed prick!
Yep. Typical woman response.
"Oh wow! My friends are all here too. Yipee!"
Okay. That was a new one.
Now we can all have orgy time together.
And I thought I had a dirty mind.
Day 35
Damnit, carrots weren't supposed to go in THERE!
Neither are chickens but if you've seen Me, Myself and Irene...
Nope. Not a big Jim Carrey fan.
The three-headed dog was taking a leak on his leg.
Fits the rest of his month.
Got that right.
But he had to do something. She was having a very negative effect on the
other denizens of Hell. She recently had a talk with what was once one of
the Devil's favorite evil mortal's souls. Somehow, in some way, she had
had
a long discussion with Hitler and had not only convinced him of the evil
of
his ways and had him repent, but also persuaded him to convert to Judaism
and open a synagogue.
Funny and Ironic and all, but why would Mihoshi try to convert someone to
Judaism? Why not Shinto, or Buddism, or the Tao?
The conversion was his own idea to show how wrong he had been in the first
place.
The Devil said in a soft voice, "I hate you," and proceeded to walk away.
I like it.
Cool.
The Cubs had won a pennant!
'it'll be a cold day in hell when...'
Yep.
"HOW CAN THIS BE?!" The Devil raged to the Realm above as he finished
stepping through the portal. As he put his foot down, he promptly slipped
on a patch of ice and did an acrobatic somersault in midair before
landing
facefirst in a snowbank.
Heh.
And your suspicions are confirmed.
"I want my Moldiver tapes!" She cried a deluge of tears that sprayed
everywhere, including the control panel to the gateway.
LOL, and what are her tears going to do to the gateway?
you'll find out in a moment.
"Actually, I'm afraid the Devil isn't nice after all," Mihoshi sniffled.
"What do you mean?" Tenchi asked.
Mihoshi's eyes welled up with tears. "The Moldiver tapes he gave me are
in
Beta format! I can't watch them, and it's all his fault. He tricked me,
the
big meanie. WAHHHH!"
LOL, she just needs to go find that one guy who has a Betamax player and
the
one copy of Porkies he's been hoarding for twenty years and all will be
well.
True. Can't recall the last time I saw a Beta tape, though I've been
informed they are actually still in use in Japan.
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Hope you enjoyed. Just had to get that little thing out of my system.
Might
do one more shorter Utena fic before returning to my work on 'Should Old
Acquaintance Be Forgot' after that, depending on how much time I have.
Very funny. I enjoyed it lots. Keep up the good work!
Will try. Thanks for all of the C+C.
D.B. Sommer