Hey there D.B.,
Always sorta wondered what them thar initials stood for.
Dragon Ball Sommer. Coming soon to a theater near you.
A Tenchi Muyo! fanfic by D.B. Sommer
Cool. And a one shot, if I read correctly. wheee.
It's OVA continuity, with one little element from the TV series that could
easily fit into the OVAverse with now real affect .
I always feel anal when I point out stuff in the author's notes but...
- no real effect. -
All comments and criticisms appreciated. You can contact me at
sommer@3rdm.net
I might just do that.
Writer's note: Yes, I'm aware Mihoshi isn't Mihoshi's last name, but the
title just wouldn't be the same if I said Miss Kiramitsu (spelling's off
the top of my head, it could be a little off)
Kids <at least the ones I know> always seem to call elders Miss or Mr
First Name. Miss Bonnie... Mr. Tom... Uncle Gary.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Existence was good for the Devil.
And thus he felt like he deserved a vacation.
But now it was time to engage in a task that he enjoyed more than just
about anything, even running the abyss. It was time to the collect some
non-truly evil souls. This time a number of them that lived close together
non-truly is awkward. truly non-evil, truly pure, some pure,
had caught his eye. Basically good people, but all of them with oh so,
horrible flaws that would make them so very easy to corrupt and brought
don't think you need the comma after so. Or maybe = oh-so horrible
many to choose from: Demons, Queens, Goddesses. A veritable feast of the
powerful. Which one would be the first to fall into his carefully laid
traps?
Why just one? Go for the smorgasbord.
Then it was decided. That one. She would be the easiest to trick and gather
into his grasp. She would serve as an appetizer, then he would move on to
another one that was more substantial afterwards. Perhaps the indecisive
boy would be next. Or the short scientist that thought she was so clever.
Should that be 'scientist who thought' ?
opportunities to make the denizens of his realm suffer. Creating the
machine was definitely one of the better choices he had made over the
millennia.
Lemmi guess, it's gonna backfire.
Sunlight seemed to force Mihoshi's eyelids open as the rays poured into her
blue-white orbs and forced her awake. With the return of consciousness, she
was forced to take a moment to remember where she was; outside on the back
Tenchi, nude by her side. Um, oops. This isn't Vacation. ;>
porch. She lazily sat up, almost catlike, and stretched out, raising her
hands to the skies and yawning. As her hands came back down, one of them
brushed across the wooden handle of a broom that had been lying next to
Not even gonna make the etchi comment that comes to mind.
And now she had awakened. Well rested, she cheerily rose to her feet,
picked up the broom, than began to sweep enthusiastically. She hadn't been
sweeping for more than two minutes before something shiny in the distance,
somewhere near one of the mountains, caught her eye. She released her hold
two minutes when something ?
on the broom, now distracted by the flash. A combination of detective
skills and her own innate curiosity got the better of her, She dropped the
broom and was about to wander off and see what the flash was when a hand
She already released her hold on the broom... now she's dropping it? Plus
that should be a period after -of her.- instead of a comma.
Stars nearly appeared in Mihoshi's eyes as she clasped her hands together
and began jumping up and down. "Wow! Moldiver is my absolutist most
favorite television show here on Earth!"
Aside from that Urotsukidoji show.
His eyes twinkled as he watched Mihoshi, still in a joyous delirium, sign
the document without bothering to read it; her eyes were for the set of
tapes alone. As she ended with the final, sweeping stroke of her last name,
the Devil felt the energy from the pact take effect. It had worked. She was
his.
as He watched Mihoshi
"Hahahaha...huh?" It wasn't often one could surprise the Devil. Usually he
was very much on the ball. Over the millennia he had heard just about every
protest, curse, and attempt to wheedle out of the contract there was from
every race there that existed, including his favorites, Shisterians, a race
composed solely of lawyers . But this, this was a tactic he hadn't seen
before. Perhaps the girl thought it was a joke and was just playing along.
"I'm quite serious, my dear." He held the contract out for her to read
again, pointing out the fine print.
Do you need to capitalize all the -He-s that abound that paragraph?
was one of the reasons he desired her soul so badly; beings that happy were
reasons He desired
"Umm, Mr. Devil," Mihoshi said tentatively, her somewhat embarrassed
demeanor disrupting the Devil's ability to laugh evilly.
"What?!"
"You should try laughing with a more high pitch if you want to sound evil.
Kagato did that and it really scared me. What you're doing is just mildly
annoying."
Heh.
The Devil couldn't respond to that. How dare the little mortal imply his
laugh wasn't evil! She was going to pay. Without another word he hit a
button on a small device on his waist and transported them back to the
fiery domain of Hell and all of its grandeur.
After this, I'm gonna stop pointing them out but
His laugh - He hit - His wrist.
"Wow, it sure is hot in here," Mihoshi said as she wiped the sweat from her
brow. "Have you ever thought of turning on the air-conditioning? I bet it
would make things a lot more pleasant."
Is it ever stated whether or not her home planet is warmer/colder than
Earth? Could this, in fact, be comparatively cool for her? ; )
"If you really want to make people suffer, you should make it more humid.
This is more of a dry heat, and everyone knows that if it's hot and humid
it's much more miserable than it just being hot."
LOL
the fact that the Devil wanted the rest of those souls near the Misaki
Is it Misaki or Masaki? I can't remember.
lose control in front of the demons, something the Devil hadn't done since
he had lost that stupid fiddling contest with that boy from Georgia. Worse,
that particular little pustule had made an annoying song about it and now
everyone knew the Devil had managed to be tricked. Even worse, it had been
at the hands of an inbred redneck cracker.
There was a sequel to that song, you know. So he lost twice...
Day 2
Let's see how poor Brack'che is doing, shall we?
"Because... because she likes the pain, sir. I mean she really, really,
enjoys it."
You know, I rather thought so. Makes the hovercycle scene in your
Vacation story make even more sense. ;)
Mihoshi picked up a whip. "Want me to punish you? Aeka showed me how to use
one of these." The Galaxy Police officer gave an expert crack of the whip,
getting a feel for the weapon.
Look, I can crack the horns off your head with just a flick of my wrist.
*cra-a-a-ck*
haven't seen one one-hundredth of what I can do! Per'vurt Hen'Tai! You and
your corps come forth and reveal yourselves to your lord and master!"
"What about me?" screamed little Et'chi as he struggled to catch up, whilst
dragging along his implements of torture. Namely, figs and mice.
The largest (in every way) of the tentacle demons moved forward. A milky
white substance spilled from his mouth as he gurgled out, "Yes, your large,
As he hid the Soy Milk behind his back. It just wouldn't do if his peers found
out about his one vice.
stiff, most evilness?"
Hm, the greetings fit the demons.
Day 6
further damage. They'd pay for their treatment of him; it was just be at a
later time.
it would just be at a later time.
it was just to be at a later time.
"It's unbelievable, sir," Per'vurt Hen'Tai said in a clear, melodic voice,
devoid of any white fluid. "She's drained every one of us dry."
Mihoshi, the living sponge.
In answer to his question, a seductive voice drifted from the direction of
the cavern. "Oh Hen'Tai-chan, I'm ready for another round. You did say you
could get it up again, didn't you?"
What? Only fifty times a night. You self-absorbed prick!
"Oh wow! My friends are all here too. Yipee!"
Okay. That was a new one.
Now we can all have orgy time together.
Day 35
Damnit, carrots weren't supposed to go in THERE!
Neither are chickens but if you've seen Me, Myself and Irene...
The three-headed dog was taking a leak on his leg.
Fits the rest of his month.
But he had to do something. She was having a very negative effect on the
other denizens of Hell. She recently had a talk with what was once one of
the Devil's favorite evil mortal's souls. Somehow, in some way, she had had
a long discussion with Hitler and had not only convinced him of the evil of
his ways and had him repent, but also persuaded him to convert to Judaism
and open a synagogue.
Funny and Ironic and all, but why would Mihoshi try to convert someone to
Judaism? Why not Shinto, or Buddism, or the Tao?
The Devil said in a soft voice, "I hate you," and proceeded to walk away.
I like it.
Hell just wasn't as fun as it used to be anymore.
I wouldn't think...
Day 200
The Devil raged as he stepped through a gateway and back into Hell. What
was happening on the Mortal Plane was unbelievable. Politicians were acting
in the interest of the people instead of themselves. Lawyers were following
the intent of the law rather than the words. Lasting peace had been
achieved in the Middle East.
The Cubs had won a pennant!
'it'll be a cold day in hell when...'
"HOW CAN THIS BE?!" The Devil raged to the Realm above as he finished
stepping through the portal. As he put his foot down, he promptly slipped
on a patch of ice and did an acrobatic somersault in midair before landing
facefirst in a snowbank.
Heh.
The Devil raised an eyebrow. "You mean leaving will make you sad?"
"Yes." Mihoshi sniffled again.
"Good, then I've succeeded in making you unhappy at least to some small
degree."
Gotta get what you can.
"I want my Moldiver tapes!" She cried a deluge of tears that sprayed
everywhere, including the control panel to the gateway.
LOL, and what are her tears going to do to the gateway?
"Actually, I'm afraid the Devil isn't nice after all," Mihoshi sniffled.
"What do you mean?" Tenchi asked.
Mihoshi's eyes welled up with tears. "The Moldiver tapes he gave me are in
Beta format! I can't watch them, and it's all his fault. He tricked me, the
big meanie. WAHHHH!"
LOL, she just needs to go find that one guy who has a Betamax player and the
one copy of Porkies he's been hoarding for twenty years and all will be well.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hope you enjoyed. Just had to get that little thing out of my system. Might
do one more shorter Utena fic before returning to my work on 'Should Old
Acquaintance Be Forgot' after that, depending on how much time I have.
Very funny. I enjoyed it lots. Keep up the good work!
Warr
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
My webpage, front page updated 1/7/99:
http://welcome.to/nifflheim or
http://members.xoom.com/Tengpow/front.html
--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--
I haven't asked for any promises.
I am first and always your friend.
Anne McCaffrey - Tower and the Hive