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Ranma 1/2 belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sailor Moon belongs to Nauko
Takeuchi.
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Timeline notes:
In the Prologue Ranma has just had his run in with the cursed springs of
Jusankyo and visited the quiet peaceful village of the Chinese Amazons.
There he met Xian Pu (Shampoo) the village champion and got the kiss of
death.
Chapter One and beyond it will be six months after Phoenix Mountain and
the failed wedding attempt. In Sailor Moon, it has been six months after the
battle with Galaxia and the subsequent aftermath.
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** means signs
<> means sounds
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(Untitled) Chapter 3: A Hinted Past and Clash of Old Enemies
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7:10am Juuban
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"Alright Ami, what have we got?"
"Makoto I picked up a Silver Millennium energy signature originating in the
Nerima area, somewhere near a high school called Furinkan. The reading
lasted for about two minutes, then it disappeared."
"Are the outers coming to help us find out what the energy is from? Hey
Usagi did you call them?"
"Hai Rei, Haruka and Michura said it is not a threat outside the Solar
System and Setstuna said that she must guard the time gate."
"Why is it when we don't need the outers they are there and when we need the
outers are not there!"
"Minna everyone, I came to help."
"HOTORU!"
"Hai I snuck out when I heard you call. I feel that I need to go with you."
"Who said anything about going to Nerima. Today is a school day and you will
not skip school."
"Luna is right we should not skip school, but this feels too important too
just left alone. How about this some of us go to Nerima and the rest cover
for the group."
"Ami, no absolutely not there will be no going to Nerima until after classes
are over. Because a certain Meatball Head will skip out of class and use the
excuse to go shopping. Also"
"Luna stand down."
"Usagi I am your advisor so you will do as I say!"
"Luna you are an advisor as you yourself just stated. I was given leadership
of the Sailor Senshi. We will be going to Nerima to investigate the source
of this energy and decide how to deal with it."
"Usagi you are too young, too immature, and too scatter brained to lead the
senshi on your own!"
"Luna by royal command I order you to be silent. Ami you will head up a
scout team. Rei can go because her school has a teacher inservice today and
finally Hotoru will go because she wants to go and her Silence Wall will
help if their is a fight. They will scout Nerima out and ascertain the
situation. Only under extreme circumstances will they engage the energy
source if it is hostile. Ami will make the call and/or call us for
backup."<Massive Face Fault>
"What do I have something on my face?"
"Usagi came up with a plan and a very good plan, but you still are..(Glare)"
"My decision is final RIGHT."
"Hai, good lets get going."
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7:10 am Nerima
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"Hey Ranma wait up will you. What was that about back there? I felt it and I
would assume everyone else felt you transform."
"My Pop, Tarou, Ryoga, and Mousse attacked me and the last three tried to
kill me, so I up the ante."
"So what did you do besides transform?"
"Well I
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Flashback
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"Hey pop nice one what do call that one Flop of the Wild Tiger."
"Son for that you must learn to respect your father as is only proper and
honorable."
"Yah Ranma respect your father. I am more honorable than you are, at least I
don't string along four girls."
"That's low P-chan. You sleep in Akane's bed as P-chan and you say you're
more honorable."
"How could you reveal I'm P-chan have you no honor Saotome."
"Ryoga everyone here knows your P-chan and after this fight so will Akane.
You abused my honor every time you slept with her as P-chan. I must uphold
my oath."
"Then I will kill you. Are you with me Mousse? Tarou? Genma?"
"Kill Saotome and I get Shampoo. Femboy dies. My son dishonors himself; he
must die to restore his honor. Get him!! No mercy to Ranma!"
"So this is how it will be eh? Then I will not hold back either. Dragon
Guard Power! Make UP!"
"What!!"(1 second later)
"In the name of Queen Serenity and the Silver Millennium. I shall defeat you
and bring honor to the Knights of Selene." Ranma jumps about ten meters into
the air.
"Huh" All four of the others are trapped in midstep, in shock.
"DRAGON"S FIRE BLAST"
"AHHH"< KA BOOM>
*think of Lina Inverse Fireball, but enhanced*
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and that is what happened."
"Ranma, Ranma, Ranma what are we going to do with you. As much as I would
love to see those four blasted, you should have at least gotten Kuno in the
blast. One day of no bad poetry would be heaven."
"Ya, but your still in trouble with us. Care to tell us why?"
"Well you see* Summary of battle* and you walked in on Hiroshi and my
conversation." All six of the group starts walking toward Furinkan."
"Well I guess we can forgive you. No one is perfect, not even you."
"Hah Hah" " Sayuri, Yuka, Hiro, Dai, and Gos what would I do without you
five."
"Probable get pounded by every idiot in Nerima."
"Ha HA HA I believe it Gos, any way have you located the location of one of
the senshi yet."
"No I haven't the magic levels are so chaotic in Juuban that tracking senshi
energy is next to impossible. Further more Nerima is much the same in effect
attracting insanely powerful martial artists instead of invading evil
forces. This means that tracking from here by magical is close to
impossible"
"Alright I say screw Pluto's master plan it's time to meet up with the
scouts. Who is with me? We go to Juuban scout around and find them."
"I say for all of us, about time. A year of hiding and training is more than
I can stand. I can't wait until we get together again then we can fry Beryl
and those traitors, the Guardians."
"Sayuri I know having Jadeite rape you after the you fought him hand to hand
is tough, but you have to let go. If what I suspect is true Beryl, Jadeite,
and Metallia died about a year and half ago."
"No Ranma I hope Jadeite is still alive, because I will carve him up and
crush every bone in his body. I will.."
"Hold foul sorcerer you bespelled the fair Akane and the Pigtailed one, now
you bespell beauteous Akane's servants. The heavens weep because such evil
can not be brought low. It is my solemn duty to slay the foul demon and free
the world from thy plague filled hands. Now at thee!" Ranma jumps aside.
"Kuno we don't want any trouble just let us get to school." Kuno swings high
and Ranma ducks.
"Never knave the scorn of Kuno will never bow to you." Kuno cuts down and
swings right. Ranma jumps on the bouken.
"Who said anything about giving up. We just want get to class. If you let us
walk past your beauteous Akane will need an escort since I am not there."
"Fiend I will give you leave for one more day for fair Akane must have a
proper escort."
"You go do that Kuno. I am sure she will show you how she feels about you."
"Then I'm off to bath fair Akane in my radiance." Kuno runs off toward the
Tendo Dojo.
"Now lets get to class and watch the fun. I wonder if the teacher's health
plan covers break downs."
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Unknown 7:10 am
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"So Jadeite how are you going to take out this knight with your troops and
energy so low."
"Quite simple my dear Rubius see this crystal it was produced to turn humans
into Youma. Senshi Mercury originally shattered it and Beryl collected the
shards to recreate it. She succeeded just before that brat Serenity nuked
her. Damn I would love to kill Serenity or should I say Usagi Tsuko. Wait
till I get her I will make her pay for imprisoning me in that crystal."
"I agree, I owe her for leaving me trapped to die on my spaceship. If the
Master had not rescued me so I would get my revenge on Sailor Moon I would
be dead. I am going to rip those meatballs off and eat them than I will
torture both rabbits to death. HAHAHAHAHA"
"Rubius go get some sleep and stop watching the Disney channel."
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7:20 am Tendo Livingroom
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"So let me get this straight. Ranma is possessed by a demon and you four
were trying to free him, when he demolished our yard and blasted you."
"Yes Nabiki my only son is possessed by a fierce demon. Right guys we must
hunt him down before he causes great pain and suffering to the fair people
of this ward."
"Oh my are you sure, I was in the kitchen and heard you four talk about
killing him. Oh father your out of tea, here let me get you some." Kasumi
walks into the kitchen.
"That baka is going to pay for picking on Ryoga and hitting me. RANMA NO
BAKA! Oh no I am going to be late for school because of that pervert.
<Wham>" Akane runs out the door and hits Kuno.
"Fair Akane I have come to escort you to Furinkan High where my insane
father awaits and to protect you from the evil sorcerer Saotome."
"Kuno drop dead and die." Akane winds up and swings.
"My love I come to thee. Kuno grabs Akane.
"Let go you idiot. Akane connects and Kuno does not let go.
"My love come with me into the wild blue sky." Kuno and Akane fly courtesy
of Air Akane.
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Well here is Chapter 3 later than I planned. As I stated here is where
you choose who Jediete zaps: Shampoo, Colonge, Kodachi, Ms. Hinako, Ukyo,
Kuno, Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, or Principal Kuno.
e-mail me at
blueeagle6@hotmail.com
Chapter 4 is the first battle. What is Pluto up too? Where is Nerima's
resident lecher?
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Ranma 1/2 belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sailor Moon belongs to Nauko
Takeuchi.
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Timeline notes:
In the Prologue Ranma has just had his run in with the cursed springs of
Jusankyo and visited the quiet peaceful village of the Chinese Amazons.
There he met Xian Pu (Shampoo) the village champion and got the kiss of
death.
Chapter One and beyond it will be six months after Phoenix Mountain and
the failed wedding attempt. In Sailor Moon, it has been six months after the
battle with Galaxia and the subsequent aftermath.
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** means signs
<> means sounds
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(Untitled) Chapter 4: Surprises and Shocks
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8:00 am Furinkan High
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(There is a long line of students in front of the gates.)
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"DA big pubba is back yas little dudes. I am back from da islands with new
ideas. Now all of yas needs to ah get yas hair shaved off. All das meals are
now gruel saw this one in a play while da big kuhuna was there. Now all of
ya students line up so yous get your trimming."
Ranma and group walk up to the gates and stare at dignified and beloved
principal of Furinkan High. Massive head shaking and sweat dropping is the
result.
"Hey Ranma how are we going to get past the principal?"
"Sayuri, the best way is to just fight him, but lets try talking." Ranma
walks towards the gate. Drawing the principal's eyes.
"Da big kuhuna sees Saotome is here. What's ya want man?"
"Hey Principal how about me and you talk about these ideas of your over say
pineapple juice and I might help you get a few of them setup for you. So
what do ya say dude?"
"The big kahuna says you lying. Now face the wrath of Furinkan High
Principal secret technique: Pineapple grenade blast!" The principal throws a
pineapple filled with gunpowder at Ranma.
"Hey princi batter up." Wham Ranma hits the pineapple back at Kuno with his
pack.
"What da? It should have blownup?"
"Hey Kuno you shouldn't play with bombs, they could back fire. Hiryo Shoten
Ha!"
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" BOOOMMMM
"And we have lift off. Hey guys lets get to class." Ranma and group walk
away toward Furinkan, everyone else is in shock. The common thought is [No
way did Ranma do that to the principal. Now we are free; no detention
today.] <RING> "No we're late!"
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8:02 am and 10,000 meters above Furinkan
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"God damn you Soatome the Big Kahuna will return. I will shave you bald,
steal the pigtailed from you, and give her a proper hair cut. I will make
you respect me. I will have my venge..."WHAM!!
"Welcome to Hawaii Air Flight #106 nonstop to Hawaii with a slight detour
around the North Pole to avoid a major storm system, it's a good thing in
here not outside because it's cold out there. So sit back and relax for the
next eight hours."
"MMMMMMMMMMmmmMMMMMM" translation "Get me down from here."
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Somewhere else in the air with the less than friendly skies
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"Let go of me you pervert." Wham Wham
"My love your gentle caresses are signs of your love and thanks for
protecting you from the foul white monster sent by the foul sorcerer Soatome
to separate us."
Wham "Kuno you idiot, that was the gaijins Americans space shuttle."
"Nye fair Akane it was a demon sent by Soutome to."
"Look out Kuno we're about to hit that man in the gray suit." Smash
"AAAHHHH" Wham! A man crawls from the crater and is smoking a little bit.
"What hit me? Who ever did that shall feel the wrath of Jadeite!"
"Who dares assault the most righteous Blue Thunder of Furinkan High. For you
shall be defeated by my vast, powers and I shall then date the fair Akane
and fierce pigtailed girl. With them by my side forever, we will bare many
strong young Samurai and conquer the..." WHOOSH
"KUNO NO BAKA!!" *To keep this fic at the R rating the following scene can
not be described in detail. To be fair a short description is, Akane
unknowingly becomes the first human to break super Saiyjin level 2. The
resulting violence would have killed anyone about ten times over. This is
Kuno as he has been beaten so many times, he is rendered quiet unable to
chase his favorite targets for about a month. Akane also masters the ancient
art of stuffing a living person into a simple soda can. *
"Sugoi never have I seen such uncontrolled aggression and temper she will
make a perfect wacko err youma." Jediete is drooling at Akane. Akane gets
angry.
"Why is it I attract all the insane ones."
"I'm not lusting after you I just need your help tracking down a very
dangerous person. My life and everyone's life is in danger."
"Sure I will help you it is a martial artist's duty to help the innocent.
What does this person look like? (Now Ranma this will show you who the real
fighter is. I will prove that I don't need you. Saffron, Kirin, Toma, and
all the rest are just flukes; I am a great martial artist real I am.)
"The person who I'm looking for is a good hand to hand fighter and even
better with a big broadsword, and yells out an attack called "Dragon's Fire
Blast". He probable has a pigtail and black hair and insults people he's
fighting. Also changes sex with water."
"Yes, I know who you're talking about this person sounds like my baka
fianc�e, Ranma Soatome, at least all the parts, but the sword part."
"Thank you, Akane, is it. Now you can help me one more way by helping me
defeat your idiot fianc�e." (Yes finally I will get my revenge on Soatome,
for I have waited over a thousand years and suffered greatly to get revenge
on him.)
"Anything to show up that perverted, womanizing idiot."
"Good this won't hurt a bit."
"What won't hurt a bit and where did you get that black crystal." Zap
"Hhhmmm she will not be enough to fight Soatome. Anyone who told Queen Beryl
to screw herself and survived is some one who needs to be taken care of
slowly and carefully because I will only get one chance. Well this idiot may
not be much, but he could be good cannon fodder." Zap "Now to return and
plan."
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8:04 Nerima
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"Alright Ami what does your computer say about that reading now?"
"Rei my Mercury Computer has analyzed the reading and correlating all known
variable and factoring in.."
"Ami Japanese, Ami Japanese, speak plainly Ami."
"Alright Reeii, what I found is there is not just one Silver Millennium
source there are six."
"What six how can that be!? That's impossible your computer read only one
before!"
"Rei calm down. Good, now as I was saying there are six Silver Millennium
sources are gathered in one area and another group of high unknown energy
sources scattered throughout Nerima."
"Ami-san lets go to where the six sources are and lets transform so we can
be ready."
"Hai Hotoru-chan, lets henshin."
"Mercury Crystal Power MAKE UP"
"Mars Crystal Power MAKE UP"
"Saturn Crystal Power MAKE UP"
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Juuban 8:00 am
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"Ahhh my one day off a year when the time stream closes itself off to rest
and repair. I get 24 hours to do everything I want to and I do not have to
worry about someone sneaking through the gate. I am glad Uranus and Neptune
are at school. They would freak at seeing me actually relaxing, especially
in this purple two piece. Aaahhh the sun feels great and Michiru blend of
ice tea is good. With a beautiful day like this what can go wrong. What is
that noise?" Pluto listens off in the difference.
"Come back here pervert! He groped me! Come on girls, kill this little
troll. WHAT A HAUL!" GLOMP
"Pretty lady glad to see Happy, What pretty darlings you have and all the
better to steal. What a haul! What a haul! I've got a Bikini! I've got a
Bikini!" We see Setsuna's face full of emotion: surprise, shock,
realization, anger, embarrassment, and anger again.
"I am going to kill that that that Happosai! I am going to rip at perverted
old freak apart! PLUTO CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!!!!"
"Look a Sailor Senshi. Maybe she will help us. There is a monster attacking
us. Please help us?!"
" I will help you hunt down that perverted old man! Women I call on all of
you to help me destroy that perverted creature; are you with me."
"Yaahaa."
"I said are you with me!!"
"YAAAHHHAAA!! CRUSH THE PERVENT!! KILL THE LECH!! DESTROY THE EVIL ONE!!
CHARGE!!"
"What the?" Happosai looks over his shoulder and sees a huge mob of women
chasing him with Pluto in the lead brandishing her Time Staff. Pluto also
describes what she would do with it when she catches him. "I better get out
of here with my silky darlings." Happy runs like his life depend on it
because it does.
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8:15 am Tendo Dojo (After a few phone calls.)
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"So let me get this straight my Ranchan is possessed by a demon and you are
planning to either free him a kill him. (If his cute fianc�e frees him. He
will marry me.) Ukyo drifts off into a dream of restaurants and little kids.
"Ahya Shampoo free Airen from demon. (Free my husband from the foul demon
that inhabits his noble self. Note to self-next time I see Stick Boy run him
over with bike because of his bad poetry. Now to free my husband and drag
him back to China.) Shampoo drifts off into her dream of Ranma cooking for
her and her pounding Mousse all day long for annoying her for so long.
"Ranma-sama must be freed from the pigtailed demon and be allowed to show
his gratitude to me." (Ranma-sama must be free to help me carry on the noble
Kuno line.) Kodachi dreams of err never mind. Some things are better left
unknown for the sake of the reader's sanity.
"Let's go free my lost son. So he can marry.. err So he can show his
gratitude to everybody."
"Yes lets free son-in-law of this supposed demon." ( and marry Shampoo.)
Girls: "Let's free him!" Guys: "Let's kill him!"
"Charge on to Furinkan and victory over Soatome.. errr the demon. For I have
seen hell because of him."
"Yaaa!! Charge!!"
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8:40 am Furinkan High
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Hiroshi whispers "ahhh, Ranma look at that dust cloud coming from that way."
Ranma whispers "What dust cloud, Hiroshi. Oh, that one it looks like it's
from the Tendo Dojo."
"Ranma, there is another one coming from out from Juuban." Sayuri whispers
to Ranma.
"WHAT?! Sayuri don't be kidding about something like that! Oh no your not,
are you?" Sayuri shakes her head.
"Ranma we don't need to look for them in Juuban. There are three on the roof
over there." Ranma sees three Senshi on the roof of a nearby building.
"Who did I piss off for a life like this. What did I do to deserve this. Why
me?! Why me?!" Ranma starts smashing his head into the desk. The whole class
sweat drops.
"Sensei can we take Ranma to the Nurse, he having a nervous break down."
"Sure if you bring a lollipop back."
"Sure Hinako Sensei we will. Come on lets get Ranma out of here."
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End of Chapter 4
Here is what you can choose. What will be Kuno's and Akane's powers as
Youma. If you have any suggestions send them in and I am still taking votes
on who Ranma ends up with. Any C&C will be appreciated. Email me at
blueeagle6@hotmail.com.
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Chapter 5 has girls, battles, huge blowouts, and massive headaches for our
poor senshi of time.
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