Subject: [FFML] [Sailor Ranmoon][part 2][R.5/SM]
From: Ryoga P Hibiki
Date: 7/13/2000, 8:06 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

	I got quite a response on this. Many people said, "It's been done many
times...but..." Also popular was "I've seen it done, but never like this
before...I.E. Cannon Ranma becoming Sailor Moon from the beginning, or
the absence of the original cast of SM, or even Ranma not taking over
when one of the scouts gets killed or becomes Sailor Earth.
	Suffice to say I got enough that I will continue this. I should also say
that nothing I'm currently writing will be discontinued to make room for
it. 

	So here's part 2, as long as I'm posting anyway.


Sailor Ranmoon

Part 2

Sailor Mercury...

	
	In a cold dark palace somewhere near the north pole, Happosai sat on a
throne of black metal and smiled as Ryoga stood before him with an angry
looking snarl on his face.

	"So, you still haven't found the Silver Imperium Crystal?" said the old
man coldly.

	"Don't order me around! I only agreed to help you because you got rid of
my curse!" snapped the lost boy.

	"And I can give it back," said the old man as he touched a small jar
that rested beside his chair.

	Ryoga took a step back and lowered his head slightly in submission.

	"That pretty, but somewhat scary woman has asked us to find the Silver
Imperium Crystal so she can be freed from her terrible curse!" said
Happosai with a small chuckle. He had a lecherous look to his eyes and
burned with over dramatic passion.

	"I'll find your stupid rock, just make sure you keep that curse locked
up like we agreed," snapped Ryoga as he turned towards the exit; actually
it was the coatroom, but he corrected himself and went into the kitchen
instead.

	Happosai jumped onto the arm of the chair and called out after him when
he finally found the right door a half-hour later. "Bring me back some
panties also!"

	The lost boy turned his head slightly and gave a reluctant nod. Bringing
back that bag of underwear after the last attempt was the only thing that
stopped him from becoming cursed again. "I won't forgive you Sailor
Ranmoon!"


	"Ranma, what is that stupid looking thing in your ear?" said Akane Tendo
as she looked up at her fianc�.

	Ranma was walking along the fence with an embarrassed look on his face.
He was still wearing the weird looking microphone in his ear. He turned
to look at her. "Cat repellent."

	Akane blinked and scowled at him. "Dope."

	

	"Ranma! Take that ridiculous thing off!" said Genma as he charged at his
son.

	The boy took to the air; he jumped over the man and kicked him in the
back sending him to the ground. "I ain't takin it off old man! If I do
that thing will come back!"

	Soun looked up from his paper. "Thing?"

	"Ranma said something about a talking cat monster," said the youngest
Tendo.

	"A monster? Son, is this true?" Genma got a bold look on his face as he
stood with tears in his eyes.

	"Uh, yeah," muttered the boy.

	"Oh, my own son! Sealing away a cat demon! I am so proud!" Genma
clenched his fist in front of him. "Ranma! Your mother can't deny that
isn't manly!" he thought to himself. Now all that remained was to get rid
of the curse.

	"How honorable of you! Why I'm so proud I'll allow you to marry my
daughter!" said Soun with tear filled eyes.

	"An excellent idea Tendo!" agreed Genma.

	Moments later both men met Akane's patented 'Mallet of Doom.'	

	The Saotome boy blinked and turned away in disgust. "Morons."



	Ranma sat in his room and sighed. He knew it was coming.

	"Ranma!"

	"What is it Luna?" snapped the boy bitterly.

	"I could have just given you a communications watch if you had just
asked."

	Ranma pounded his head on the floor with tears in his eyes.

	"Stop complaining! We still have a lot to teach you before more enemies
attack!" snapped the animal.

	Ranma stopped beating his head on the ground and looked up with an
arrogant snort. "You...teach me? I can handle those stupid monsters
without your help thanks; and I don't need that dumb costume to do it!"

	"They'll only get stronger Ranma! You'll need the powers very soon!"
snapped the cat.

	"Hey! What the heck are these things anyway?" Ranma just realized he had
no idea.

	Luna sighed and hung her head. "They're not human."

	"Well duh." 

	"Pay attention. These things are evil Ranma, things that shouldn't exist
on our world!"

	"And you need me to save the world is that it?" Ranma's face did not
look like he thought of this as a good thing.

	"Well, yes. We do need to find your team mates, and the princess also."

	"Just what I need, another stupid fianc�e," grumbled the boy to himself.

	Luna sighed and turned off the connection. She would leave Ranma his
communications watch while he slept. Her mind was in other places at the
moment. "I think I've found the second scout."


	Ranma stood watching Akane play a video game. Her two friends had
dragged her along after school. Daisuke and Hiroshi were with him playing
nearby. He wandered around the machines aimlessly.

	His fianc�e was enjoying a new game that featured the super heroin
Sailor V. She wasn't doing very well, but was mostly distracted by the
conversation with her friends.

	"A new class?" Akane looked at her schedule and frowned. "Computer
literacy?" 

	"Sounds like fun Akane," cried Yuka cheerfully.

	"It starts tomorrow, I'll see you there," agreed Sayuri.

	The two girls walked off and Akane turned away from the game forgetting
about it completely. A moment later the machine made a strange noise and
two pens popped out of a small slot at the base. "Hey! I won a prize!"

	Ranma walked over to her. "Hey, you finished yet?"

	She looked at him in surprise and turned away. "Yeah, what about your
friends?"

	"I don't get this place, but they seem all right. I guess it's just not
my thing." He shrugged his shoulders and walked with her out the door.

	"Here, you can have this pen I won," said Akane absently.

	"Why would I want such a girly lookin pen Akane? Jeez you're uncute,"
snapped the boy before he had time to think.

	Moments later he walked down the sidewalk alone with a pen wedged
sideways inside his mouth. "Strupd Akne."



	About halfway through the next school day Akane sat at a desk with a
computer in front of her inside the Furinkan High Audio Video Room. She
looked at the strange clear disk and frowned as she put it in the
computer. "Hey it won't go in!" She repeatedly attempted to shove the
offending object in sideways and backward.

	"Akane dear, it goes in like this," said the teacher as she corrected
the girl.

	"Uh, thanks Sensei," muttered the girl with a blush.


	"Ranma, I'm picking up something weird Ranma." The pigtailed boy cocked
his head as his watch came to life. Every head in the room turned towards
him and he froze in place. "Uh, forgot to turn off the alarm."

	"Daisuke what's with Ranma?"

	"Got me, he's just weird."

	"Any idea why he's sneaking out the window?"

	"I dunno, but if I knew tying a scarf over your head that way really
worked I'd have tried it about half way through English class today."



	Ranma felt something crunch under his feet and stopped. "What the?"
Under his foot was a small clear disk, it was relatively undamaged and he
picked it up. "What is this stupid looking thing?" With a shrug he tossed
it over his shoulder.

	"OW! Ranma Saotome, how dare you attack me with this...this...what the
heck is this?" Mousse turned the offending object over in his hands
several times.

	"I dunno, maybe the old ghoul would tell us?" Ranma started to turn
away.

	"I am not a trash can Saotome, if I didn't have to make this delivery
right now I'd teach you about respect!" the Chinese boy wandered off in a
random direction. He tossed the disk over his shoulder and Ranma caught
it in his hands.

	Luna appeared out of the bushes. "Let me see that disk!"

	Ranma turned and looked at her.


	Akane Tendo glared at the smoking remains of her computer as she hefted
the mallet over her shoulder. "I told you there isn't an 'any key' damn
it!" She paused and looked around the room. "What the heck is going on
here?" 

	The teacher turned around slowly and looked at the disruptive student.
Everyone else in the class was sleeping soundly, completely drained of
energy. This girl was different; she was stronger, and too stupid to boot
up the disk.

	Akane backed slowly away when she saw the teacher's face. It was cruel
and cold, with fangs and a new grayish skin color. "Ru-ru-Ranma!!" she
cried in shock.


	"GYAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" said Ranma as she burst through the wall. Outside the
sprinkler system was watering the school lawn.

	"Ranma calm down! I'm gone now!" cried Luna from the watch.

	The girl paused and looked around in confusion. "Where the...hey, it's
one o' them demon things."

	"Ranma you have to transform now!" cried Luna.

	"You've come to foil my plot! Die!" the teacher thing threw a large
stack of papers at Ranma and they flew at an amazing speed towards her.
The thing paused though when Ranma's hands blurred and another stack of
papers appeared next to her.

	"Ok, what else you got?" snorted the pigtailed girl.

	"Will you transform damn it!" snapped Luna.

	"No way you're getting me into that outfit again!" cried Ranma angrily.

	"If you don't I'll have to come help you!" replied the cat.

	"MoonPrismPowerMakeup!" said the girl. Moments later she was bathed in a
familiar light. She looked up and gasped at what she saw.

	Akane Tendo picked herself up off the floor, somehow the wall had
exploded and she was buried underneath the rubble. When she woke up
something had her in a chokehold. The thing that used to be her teacher
pulled her closer.

	Ranma stood silently and put her fingers in her ears.

	"Don't just stand there Ranma, go help your friend!" cried the cat in
shocked surprise.

	"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?" Snapped the youngest Tendo.

	"My body! It's becoming...warmer?" The youma loosened it's grip as
Akane's battle aura burned around her.

	Akane shifted her weight and threw the thing over her shoulder. Almost
as a reflex she pulled the pen out of her pocket and raised it over her
head. "Mercury Power!" The entire room dropped several degrees in
temperature very quickly as a fog filled the air around them.

	The youma was pulling itself out of the impact crater and shook it's
head groggily. "What happened?" It turned it's head and stared at the two
sailor senshi in front of it.

	"Son of a..." It's cursing was conveniently cut off by the arrival of
someone else.

	"Ranma Saotome! I always knew you were a demon! Now I can at last free
my beautiful Shampoo from your evil ways!" 

	The youma found itself wrapped in various chains and pointy objects. It
was becoming very nervous.

	"That's not Ranma Saotome you dope!" snapped Ranma.

	"Oh, still...umm. You can do it Sailor Ranmoon!" with that the tuxedo
clad boy left the room.

	"Idiot!" snorted the pigtailed girl.

	Akane was far from finished with the thing though. "How dare you try and
brainwash me!" She landed a kick on the creatures head that crushed it's
skull. The creature crumbled to dust and withered away.

	Ranma turned towards the new scout and blinked. "Akane, you're Sailor
Mercury?"

	The girl looked at Ranma and smiled broadly. "Sailor Ranmoon? Wow! I've
wanted to meet you! I'm your biggest fan!"

	"Uh, Akane..."

	The shorthaired girl blinked and looked down at herself. "I'm a sailor
scout?" She stepped forward and stopped again, her eyes suddenly growing
wide. "RANMA?"

	"Uh, hi Akane..." said the redhead.

	"How dare you trick me like that! I thought you really were Sailor
Ranmoon! You jerk!" She slammed her mallet down on her head sending her
to the ground.

	"Ahem, actually she really is Sailor Moon," said Luna as she walked up
to the pair. Ranma was out cold on the ground.

	"Ranma?" said the girl as she looked down at her fianc�e.

	"Unn-nncut-ee..."

	Luna ignored him and turned towards Akane. "You are the water warrior,
using fog you protect Mercury! Sailor Mercury!"

	"Water warrior? Fog?!! What kind of stupid powers are those?" snapped
Akane.

	"We're doomed," snorted Ranma as she woke up and put a good distance
between herself and Luna. She was hiding behind a desk. "She swims like a
brick, how's she gonna be the 'water warrior?"

	"Ranma! Die!" with that Sailor Moon and Sailor Mercury ran off into the
sunset. With Sailor Mercury hefting various heavy objects at her fianc�e.

	Luna watched the scene in shock. "This is going to be more difficult
than I thought."

	TBC...

	Next time: Sailor Mars! Who will it be? 

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