This is a new take on Ranma that I doubt someone has done before. The concept isn't new though. Put the cast of Ranma into the setting of another series. Changing only enough of the characters, so they fit better. That's what I did.

Akane is always calling Ranma a pervert. What if he was one? What if Akane led the school Decency League to fight against perverts? What if Kuno was a bald priest? Well, the answer lies in this li'l fic'o'mine.

PLEASE send C&C!!!!!!!!! I wanna know if I should actually continue it.

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Fallout Studios presents yet another crazy story...

RANMA MAKARITORU!!!
(RANMA BREAK THROUGH!!!)

A Fanfic by Ryo M.

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Ranma is owned by Rumiko Takahashi.
Kotaro is owned by Tatsuya Hiruta.
I don't own them.
I am also poor.
Don't sue me.
Please.

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Book One: Gags and Start Up

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Chapter 1

Ranma Saotome, lay in wait in the bushes near the school's large lake. He silently observed the couples paddling around the lake in their rental boats. He was like a coiled viper; ready to strike at any moment. Soon, the time would come.

Ranma wiped the small amount of drool from his mouth where it had unconciously seeped out. He narrowed his eyes in concentration. The wait would be well worth it.

One of the boats passed very close to the bush where Ranma was waiting. That was when he struck. He lept out of the bush and onto the boat. In one swift motion, he kicked the male occupant of the boat into the water, and wrapped his arm around the female occupant.

"Get a load of this Akane!" Ranma yelled towards the shore while flashing avictory sign with his fingers.

The girl in question was an attractive girl of medium height and with short, raven black hair. At the moment, she had a look of utter rage on her normaly sweet face.

"RANMA NO BAKA!!!" Akane yelled as she lept from the shore onto another boat. Several of the men in white uniforms behind her were shocked into speechlessness. One of them, a youth wearing glasses recovered his tongue and begin to shout out orders to the others.

"Surround the lake and make sure he doesn't get away!" The others nodded and took off.

Akane lept towards the boat Ranma was on with a gleam in her eye that promised pain if she caught him.

"Ranma prepare to die!" Akane landed on the boat causing the other girl to fall over the edge. Ranma lept to the safety of another boat while waving his arms.

"Wait a sec' Akane!" he lept onto another boat and sprung off just as quickly to avoid the enraged girl. "If you want to sleep with me that much, just say so."

Akane turned a deep shade of crimson in embarasment and anger. She lept after him.

"How dare you say that you pervert!" Once again, Ranma jumpped away at the last second to avoid her. "Hold still so I can hit you!" With that said, she pulled a pair of scissors from nowhere and jumped at him. Ranma lept away in fear.

"Now hold on a minute! Let's not do anything rash." Ranma warned as he vacated yet another boat, causing it to tip over. Akane just smiled.

"I'm going to cut your hair then make a noose out of it!" Akane said with determination. Ranma stuck out his tongue in reply.

"You have to catch me first. And no one catches Ranma Saotome." He continued to hop from boat to boat. All the while, the students who were knocked overboard made their way to the shore where it was safer.

Finally, Ranma ran out of boats. He gulped as Akane landed on the opposite end to the craft. Akane smiled victoriously and charged at him with the scissors extended.

"Now I have you."  Ranma looked afraid for a second but then he grinned.

"Or is it the other way around? Hmm Akane?" Ranma lept high into the air as Akane moved forward. Having hit only air, Akane gasped in surprise. Ranma landed hard on the other end of the boat, causing Akane be tossed in the air by the 'see-saw effect.'

Ranma looked up in the air as Akane began her descent towards him. He licked his lips while trying to catch a glimpse of her panties. Instead, he got kicked in the face while Akane managed to hold her skirt in check. However, the sudden weight in one end, caused the boat to tip over and spill its passengers into the water.

Both Akane, and Ranma, who was now sporting a large bump on his head, rose to the surface, coughing. Akane looked at Ranma who just grinned, and began to swim away.

"Ranma I'll kill you for this!" With that, she took off after him. Several of the white garbed students watched in amazement from the shore. The one with glasses was had a look of total shock on his face as the events played out before him.

"Well, this won't be fun to explain to the Principal." he stated, shaking his head.

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Later that day, a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses was reading the school newspaper. He was reading an article that covered what had happened at the lake. Several thousand yen worth of damage had been done. One person was responsible for this.

"Saotome." the Principal hissed as he tore the paper in two. "This will not go unpunished."

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About the same time, Ranma Saotome was showing off his martial arts skill to some of the female students. He tossed a few apples into the air. Without looking, he speared them with knives before they fell. He bowed to his audience then fell over as the apples hit him. Several of the knives struck him as well.

"Enough screwing around! Time for some real skill!" he yelled, as he rose to his feet again. He pulled a blindfold from his pocked and tied it on. He held out a large flag that read: "Hit me and win 500 yen."

He readied his knives as some students took the apples and prepared to throw them. Suddenly, Ranma was knocked over by an unseen object.

Ranma tore the blindfold from his eyes as he stood.

"Who the hell did that?" He looked down to see a baseball resting next to him. "What the hell is this about?"

He looked up to see the school's baseball team in full uniform standing at ready with baseball bats.

"We're here for your hair Saotome." the team captain said. Ranma rolled his eyes.

"You mean head right? Geez, get it right."

"No Saotome. We mean your hair." Ranma unconciously checked his long pigtail with his hand. The captain lept to the attack. He brought his bat down at Ranma who stopped it with his hands. He wordlessly kicked the baseball player in the balls and lept away as another player slid at him. Ranma avoided the kick and swung the captain's bat down at the player. He nailed him downstaris while balancing atop the bat.

Several other players began whispering among one another. Ranma just smiled.

"Who's next?" The players looked at one another. "Heh. Pain time chumps." Ranma said as he cracked his knuckles. An evil grin crossed his face. "Time to feel the power of the Saotome School of Anything Goes Final Attack."

The players began to tremble. They slowly backed away from Ranma who had adopted an unusual fighting stance.

That's when Ranma ran away. The baseball players looked at one another in confusion. Having reached a mutual agreement, they sprinted after him.

"Saotome! Your hair is ours!" Ranma continued to run, but looked back.

"Why the hell do you want my hair?" Ranma yelled back at them. He was totally confused. "What sort of sick plot device is this?" The author chose to ignore the question and continued to write. Ranma would see soon enough.

Ranma turned back to the direction he was running. Ahead of him was a wooden fence, about ten feet high. Ranma's martial arts prowess made it easy for him to vault over it. The baseball players, however, were effectivly cut off from their quary.

"Damn Saotome and his tricks. We must get his hair!"

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Ranma didn't stop running when he cleared the fence. He didn't know what the deal was, but he was going to find out. That was his misson.

"Is there some sort of hair problem on campus; or somethin'. I'm not cuttin' it for anyone. 'Specially not that sad excuse for a principal."

Ranma turned back to see if he was being followed. He didn't see the person in front of him. With a crash, the two went down in a heap. Ranma jumpped back in fright.

"You! I don't need this!" Ranma put his hand to his face and sighed. The other man stood and narrowed his eyes.

"For the well-being of this school, I must defeat you. Now, to cut your hair." The tall, bald man drew his kitana. "I, Tatewaki Kuno, shall end your letcherous ways." Ranma rolled his eyes in boredom.

"Listen Baldie, I don't get what's with this whole haircut thing. Is there some ordanance about long hair?"

Kuno smirked. He reached into his kendo suit and pulled out a folded poster. He tossed it to Ranma.

"Wanted. One million yen reward for Ranma Saotome's pigtail." Ranma began to laugh. "Who the hell thought of this? The Principal?" Kuno sweatdropped. Ranma continued to laugh histericaly.

Kuno dashed foreward and slashed horizontaly at Ranma. The boy dodged back and vaulted up into a nearby tree. He continued to laugh.

"I can't believe someone actually put his out. It's a joke right?" Ranma said between peals of laughter.

"It is no joke Saotome." Ranma jumped when Kuno appeared next to him in the tree. He backed against the trunk as Kuno raised his sword.

"C'mon Baldie. Let's just forget 'bout this!" A vein popped out on Kuno's head.

"I am not bald! I shave my head. It is a priestly duty." Kuno said, loosing his cool.

"Riiiight." Ranma replied with a smug look. Kuno grunted and swung his sword in a horizontal arc. Ranma lept over it with ease and wrapped his legs and arms around the tree behind him. He grinned again. "You missed Baldie!"

Kuno closed his eyes and smiled. He tapped the tree with his scabard. Ranma gulped as the tree fell in two where Kuno had cut it. With a loud crash, he fell to the ground with the tree on top of him. Ranma grunted in pain as Kuno jumped down and landed atop the tree.
Kuno smiled again as he applied more pressure to the tree, crushing Ranma. He held his sword at the boy's throat.

"Now, Saotome. It is time to face your punishment."

Ranma tensed, waiting for the blow that would end his life.

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Thanks for your time.

Ryo M

"Help! I think my characters are trying to kill me!"





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