Horrid pun alert
Is there any other kind? :)
> >Happousai buried his face in Kodachi's bosom and
frotted around.
>
Genma: The path of a goddess is frot with peril
Oooo, ouch. Gary, Ukyou, save a place...
> >"Say hi, Mr. Sword!"
>
> *That's* only a little less predictable (which doesn't
> diminish it in the
> least). By the way, is it some curse of hell that demons
> should always have
> bad taste in potential sex partners?
Deminish it, Ouch!!!!!
Sorry, lost me on this one.
> >Nabiki rolled her eyes.
>
> Nabiki: It's not like *you* ever use the place, Daddy...
>
> >Amaterasu's katana faded in and then
> >flared to life, wisps of fiery mana coruscating off
the sharpened
> >edge. "Let's dance," she grimly invited.
It's sort of like glinting
Yeah, that's not a bad definition, if a bit weak in conveyed
strength.
coruscate: to emit vivid flashes of light; sparkle; scintillate;
gleam.
> >"Next lesson, kiddo. Power runs out, and you don't
want to be caught
> >flat-footed someplace you don't want to be."
>
> Ranma-sama: Better that than flat-chested...
Akane is an experpert on flat.
ImeansincewhealwaysflattenRanam. woosh got it out befor
she got me.
AKANE: [looming over Lotz] Wanna bet?
> >Mousse blushed and stammered, "None of your business."
>
> Has anybody managed to answer that one satisfactorily?
It's a martail Artist thingee
I would say it's a Mousse thingie, but that has all sorts of
unfortunate connotations...
> >It's just a spatula. C'mon, Sugar."
> >
> >"WaaAAaaaAAaaaAAaahhh!!!"
> >
> >"Man, when she blows, she blows completely," Ukyou
muttered aloud.
> >Several of the women in the room snickered.
>
> I refuse to make any hentai comments at this point.
You did ^_^
I won't hold Ukyou the author responsible for any actions of Ukyou
the character... this time. ^_^
> >"Sorry, Ranma," Akane giggled again, "but that was
just so *you*. No
> >feminine modesty whatsoever."
"Hey, I'm the Goddess of Sex, not modesty"
Well, I can hardly argue with that. :)
> >Retsuji timidly held out his right hand, palm up, imagining the
> >ruler from Hell chopping it off or something more
dire, perhaps.
>
> No, if the HellLord were to chop off something more dire (and
> believe me, it
> WOULD be more dire) he would have asked for it to have been
> held out instead.
>
> Modifier, Dave... not that it matters to any but the MSTers.
> We all know
> whatcha mean.
But only if he is feeling crotchetty
... I almost felt that one...
> >"Then I hit you, brain you, and pound you," Akane
growled. "A lot.
> >Until you go back to being Ranma."
Now braining Ranma, that would be a touch
RANMA: I'm 'touched' enough as it is, thankyouverymuch!
AKANE: Which way do you mean that?
RANMA: Yes.
> Ranma-sama: 'Cause the only way we're gonna be even *close*
> to Normal is if
> we move to central Illinois....
Where is Jeremy Freeple (of ninja high Fame) when you need him?
Behind the gym block, taking a... Oh, is this a PG-13 fic? No?
NC-17? Okay, a leak. :)
And on that rather inappropriate note, friends, I bid you a warm
good night.
Oyasumi nasai.
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D.F. Roeder
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