Now, hold it right there. Why are Cologne and Shampoo suddenly using
weapons out of a Hammer film? They watch a lot of vampire movies in
the Amazon village? Chinese vampires and near vampire equivalents
have no traditional vulnerability to Christian symbols, and they
certainly wouldn't have any religious faith in holy water and crucifixes.
Further, you already said that the Amazons had been approached by vampires
looking for recruits, so didn't the Amazons learn anything about what works and
what doesn't as they tried to kill the vampires? I mean sure, it does a great
job of making Cologne and Shampoo look like total idiots, but it doesn't make
any sense.