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Ranma 1/2 belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sailor Moon belongs to Nauko Takeuchi.
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Timeline notes:
  In the Prologue Ranma has just had his run in with the cursed springs of Jusankyo and visited the quiet peaceful village of the Chinese Amazons. There he met Xian Pu (Shampoo) the village champion and got the kiss of death.
  Chapter One and beyond it will be six months after Phoenix Mountain and the failed wedding attempt. In Sailor Moon, it has been six months after the battle with Galaxia and the subsequent aftermath.

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(Untitled)  Chapter 4: Surprises and Shocks
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8:00 am Furinkan High
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(There is a long line of students in front of the gates.)
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"DA big pubba is back yas little dudes. I am back from da islands with new ideas. Now all of yas needs to ah get yas hair shaved off. All das meals are now gruel saw this one in a play while da big kuhuna was there. Now all of ya students line up so yous get your trimming."

Ranma and group walk up to the gates and stare at dignified and beloved principal of Furinkan High. Massive head shaking and sweat dropping is the result.

"Hey Ranma how are we going to get past the principal?"

"Sayuri, the best way is to just fight him, but lets try talking." Ranma walks towards the gate. Drawing the principal's eyes.

"Da big kuhuna sees Saotome is here. What's ya want man?"

"Hey Principal how about me and you talk about these ideas of your over say pineapple juice and I might help you get a few of them setup for you. So what do ya say dude?"

"The big kahuna says you lying. Now face the wrath of Furinkan High Principal secret technique: Pineapple grenade blast!" The principal throws a pineapple filled with gunpowder at Ranma.

"Hey princi batter up." Wham Ranma hits the pineapple back at Kuno with his pack.

"What da? It should have blownup?"

"Hey Kuno you shouldn't play with bombs, they could back fire. Hiryo Shoten Ha!"

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" BOOOMMMM

"And we have lift off. Hey guys lets get to class." Ranma and group walk away toward Furinkan, everyone else is in shock. The common thought is [No way did Ranma do that to the principal. Now we are free; no detention today.] <RING> "No we're late!"
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8:02 am and 10,000 meters above Furinkan
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"God damn you Soatome the Big Kahuna will return. I will shave you bald, steal the pigtailed from you, and give her a proper hair cut. I will make you respect me. I will have my venge..."WHAM!!

"Welcome to Hawaii Air Flight #106 nonstop to Hawaii with a slight detour around the North Pole to avoid a major storm system, it's a good thing in here not outside because it's cold out there. So sit back and relax for the next eight hours."

"MMMMMMMMMMmmmMMMMMM" translation "Get me down from here."
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Somewhere else in the air with the less than friendly skies
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"Let go of me you pervert." Wham Wham

"My love your gentle caresses are signs of your love and thanks for protecting you from the foul white monster sent by the foul sorcerer Soatome to separate us."

Wham "Kuno you idiot, that was the gaijins Americans space shuttle."

"Nye fair Akane it was a demon sent by Soutome to."

"Look out Kuno we're about to hit that man in the gray suit." Smash

"AAAHHHH" Wham! A man crawls from the crater and is smoking a little bit.

"What hit me? Who ever did that shall feel the wrath of Jadeite!"

"Who dares assault the most righteous Blue Thunder of Furinkan High. For you shall be defeated by my vast, powers and I shall then date the fair Akane and fierce pigtailed girl. With them by my side forever, we will bare many strong young Samurai and conquer the..." WHOOSH

"KUNO NO BAKA!!" *To keep this fic at the R rating the following scene can not be described in detail. To be fair a short description is Akane unknowingly became to first human and only full human to break super Saiyjin level 2. The resulting violence would have killed anyone about ten times over. This is Kuno as he has been beaten so many times, he is rendered quiet unable to chase his favorite targets for about a month. Akane also masters the ancient art of stuffing a living person into a simple soda can. *

"Sugoi never have I seen such uncontrolled aggression and temper she will make a perfect wacko err youma." Jediete is drooling at Akane. Akane gets angry.

"Why is it I attract all the insane ones."

"I'm not lusting after you I just need your help tracking down a very dangerous person. My life and everyone's life is in danger."

"Sure I will help you it is a martial artists duty to help the innocent. What does this person look like? (Now Ranma this will show you who the real fighter is. I will prove that I don't need you. Saffron, Kirin, Toma, and all the rest are just flukes I am a great martial artist real I am.)

"The person who I'm looking for is a good hand to hand fighter and even better with a big broadsword, and yells out an attack called "Dragon's Fire Blast". He probable has a pigtail and black hair and insults people he's fighting. Also changes sex with water."

"Yes I know who you're talking about this person sounds like my baka fianc�e Ranma Soatome, at least all the parts, but the sword part."

"Thank you, Akane, is it. Now you can help me one more way by helping me defeat your idiot fianc�e."

"Anything to show up that perverted, womanizing idiot."

"Good this won't hurt a bit."

"What won't hurt a bit and where did you get that black crystal." Zap

"Hhhmmm she will not be enough to fight Soatome. Anyone who told Queen Beryl to screw herself and survived is some one who needs to be taken care of slowly because I will only get one chance. Well this idiot may not be much, but he could be good cannon fodder." Zap "Now to return and plan."

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8:04 Nerima
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"Alright Ami what does your computer say about that reading now?"

"Rei my Mercury Computer has analyzed the reading and correlating all known variable and factoring in.."

"Ami Japanese, Ami Japanese, speak plainly Ami."

"Alright Reeii, what I found is there is not just one Silver Millennium source there are six."

"What six how can that be!? That's impossible your computer read only before!"

"Rei calm down. Good, now as I was saying there are six Silver Millennium sources are gathered in one area and another group of high unknown energy sources scattered throughout Nerima."

"Ami-san lets go to where the six sources are and lets transform so we can be ready."

"Hai Hotoru-chan, lets henshin."

"Mercury Crystal Power MAKE UP"

"Mars Crystal Power MAKE UP"

"Saturn Crystal Power MAKE UP"

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Juuban 8:00 am
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"Ahhh my one day off a year when the time stream closes itself off to rest and repair. I get 24 hours to do everything I want to and I do not have to worry about someone sneaking through the gate. I am glad Uranus and Neptune are at school. They would freak at seeing me actually relaxing, especially in this purple two piece. Aaahhh the sun feels great and Michiru blend of ice tea is good. With a beautiful day like this what can go wrong. What is that noise?" Pluto listens off in the difference.

"Come back here pervert! He groped me! Come on girls, kill this little troll. WHAT A HAUL!" GLOMP

"Pretty lady glad to see Happy, What pretty darlings you have and all the better to steal. What a haul. I've got a Bikini! I've got a Bikini!" We see Setsuna's face full of emotion: surprise, shock, realization, anger, embarrassment, and full hormonal, female anger.

"I am going to kill that that that Happosai! I am going to rip at perverted old freak apart! PLUTO CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!!!!"

"Look a Sailor Senshi. Maybe she will help us. There is a monster attacking us."

"Women I call on all of you to help me destroy that perverted creature; are you with me."

"Yaahaa."

"I said are you with me!!"

"YAAAHHHAAA!! CRUSH THE PERVENT!! KILL THE LECH!! DESTROY THE EVIL ONE!! CHARGE!!"

"What the? I better get out of here with my silky darlings."

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8:15 am Tendo Dojo
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"So let me get this straight my Ranchan is possessed by a demon and you are planning to either free him a kill him. (If his cute fianc�e frees him. He will marry me.) Ukyo drifts off into a dream of restaurants and little kids.

"Ahya Shampoo free Airen from demon. (Free my husband from the foul demon that inhabits his noble self. Note to self-next time I see Stick Boy run him over with bike because of his bad poetry. Now to free my husband and drag him back to China.) Shampoo drifts off into her dream of Ranma cooking for her and her pounding Mousse all day long for annoying her for so long.

"Ranma-sama must be freed from the pigtailed demon and be allowed to show his gratitude to me." (Ranma-sama must be free to help me carry on the noble Kuno line.) Kodachi dreams of err never mind. Some things are better left unknown for the sake of the reader's sanity.

"Let's go free my lost son. So he can marry.. err So he can show his gratitude to everybody."

"Yes lets free son-in-law of this supposed demon."

Girls: "Let's free him!" Guys: "Let's kill him!"

"Charge on to Furinkan and victory over Soatome.. errr the demon."

"Yaaa!! Charge!!"

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8:40 am Furinkan High
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"ahhh, Ranma look at that dust cloud coming from that way."

"What dust cloud, Hiroshi. Oh, that one it looks like it's from the Tendo Dojo."

"Ranma, there is another one coming from out from Juuban."

"WHAT?! Sayuri don't be kidding about something like that! Oh no your not, are you?" Sayuri shakes her head.

"Ranma we don't need to look for them in Juuban. There are three on the roof over there."

"Who did I piss off for a life like this. What did I do to deserve this. Why me?! Why me?!"

"Sensei can we take Ranma to the Nurse, he having a nervous break down."

"Sure if you bring a lollipop back."

"Sure Hinako Sensei we will. Come on lets get Ranma out of here."

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End of Chapter 4

Here is what you can choose. What will be Kuno's and Akane's powers as Youma. If you have any suggestions send them in and I am still taking votes on who Ranma ends up with. Email me at blueeagle6@hotmail.com.
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Chapter 5 has girls, battles, huge blowouts, and massive headaches for our poor senshi of time.
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