Heh.
WARNING - SPOILERS BELOW!
The Battle of the Pelennor Fields
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By J R R Tolkien and Angus MacSpon
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"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It
seemed that the knight laughed, and the clear voice was like
the ring of steel. "But no living man am I! You look upon a
woman. I am Sailor Moon, a champion of justice! You stand
between me and my lord. Begone, if you be not deathless!
For living or dark undead, if you touch him,
then in the name of the moon, I will punish you!"
LOL!! I didn't know who you were crossing-over with (I
suspected Slayers), but I didn't expect this. I should
have; after the fact, it seems inevitable. This is just so...
fitting, in some odd way.
them was foul. But then in one swift sure motion he hurled the rose;
and it sped straight and true through the air, and pieced the
outstretched neck. The huge shape crashed to ruin, vast wings
outspread, crumpled on the earth.
And Merry lifted his voice, and it rang like a trumpet: "Now,
Sailor Moon! Now!"
She raised the crescent-moon wand ...
But Merry as Tuxedo Mask (Tuxedo Merry?) doesn't seem
inevitable at all.