The Ingredient.
A Five Minute Spamfic by kenko
(Oh, forget it.)
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Scene... Kitchen Stadium. Chairman Kaga speaking.
"IF memory serves me correctly, our nation has had more than it's
share of disasters. From the battles on Sekigahara Plain to the
bombing of Hiroshima, we know sorrow."
"But once in a while we can avenge ourself on our pain. And the
latest incursion resulted in driving the danger off... and a small
bonus. We thank the member of the JSDF who bought us this greatest
of challenges."
"I unveil the ingredient!"
Kaga whips the cloth off to reveal uneven chunks of red meat with
pieces of glittering green scales still attached.
"The theme is... GODZILLA."
Robert Haynie Jr. Working at the moment on Pop's machine, so the sig isn't
nearly as funny as it should be. In fact, this is kinda dull. No good
jokes, no wierd statements, no... wait. Does this qualify?