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Disclaimer: I OWN RANMA! SO PAY ME MONEY YOU STUPID JERKS! GUAHAHAHA!
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In flies the Panda
Unable to land-a
hitting his cock on a doorknob.
Then comes the girl
wanting people to hurl
Yelling like there was no tomorraw!
What are yah doing pop,
Crushing your eggs?
How are you now gonna pleasure me,
between me legs?
Akane she cried
Tendou he died
And Kasumi she cooked some sausage.
Akane she cried
Tendou he died
And Kasumi she cooked some sausage!
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2nd version
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In storms her dad
Steaming and mad
slamming his cock on the table
Then comes the girl
making a swirl
asking her pop politely
Why are you behaving like this?
All I asked for was bliss.
Nabiki she blinked
Akane she winked
And P-Chan he liked his.. uh belly!
Nabiki she blinked
Akane she winked
And P-Chan he liked his.. belly!
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Authors ramblings: I my self like the second version better its more cute, but then it could be hard to understand what is happening if you haven't read the first version before the second.
And no they don't happen in the same Ranma-verse. They are to parallel universes.
And Yes "the girl" is Ranma-chan in both versions.
Editorial-Sama: rap this up you are running out of time!
Author: uh.. well yeah it is a song.. originally a children song but I changed the lyrics.. hehe
*bows*
da capa da capa!
Editorial-Sama: O_O!
*the Author( in other words me) gets smashed over the head with a forklift*
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