Disclaimer: I did NOT come up with either Ranma 1/2 or Buffy the Vampire
Slayer. If I did I would have a lot more money and would be out riding my
brand-new Harley Davidson Lowrider (note: I also did not invent Harley
Davidson). This bring me to my second point as was recently pointed out by
Robinson-sempai the FBI might actually be watching this list and presumably
someone who holds a copyright to some of this material, I would like to take
this opportunity to point out that I am a pour SOB. Yes, you would win the
lawsuit, but collecting from me would be like getting blood from a stone.
Timeline: This is set several months after the events in Ranma 1/2 vol. 38.
Where it fits in the Buffy timeline God alone knows, but I would guess
somewhere between the movie in which our heroine is a clueless bimbo and her
arrival in Sunnydale with a (gasp)brain.
That being said, Outlaw 1 proudly presents:
Hero In Another Land
Buffy left the house to begin her nightly patrol with a bounce in her step.
Her outlook on this whole slayer thing had improved dramatically with the
arrival of her new boyfriend.
He had moved to LA two weeks ago from Japan. He never really explained his
reasons for leaving his homeland but Buffy somehow got the impression it had
to do with a girl.
She didn't care however he was the perfect man for her. He may dress a little
funny and his haircut was 2 years old, but he was perfect for her for one
reason. He could survive the running battle that her life had become. He was
a tremendously talented martial artist who showed no fear no matter how nasty
the vampire or demon they faced together. In fact he all ways led the
charge, from the start it had seemed as though he knew exactly what to do to
defeat any enemy.
All though at times it seemed as though he were trying his best to kill all
of their foes before she could get to them in an attempt to protect her. "It
is sweet but a little frustrating" she thought "after all I am the Slayer,
it's like my job to deal with these things my self"
Her (almost) distressing thoughts fled as she gazed at the handsome face of
her beau as he waited at the end of the walk, his relaxed posture an almost
heroic pose.
Her ears perked up as she heard his smooth voice: "Come my love let us once
more join the fight against the evil of the night" said Tatewaki Kuno as he
hefted his bokken in preparation for the vampires they would face that night.
THE END
Author's (and I use the term loosely) Notes
Well, here ends my second Spamfic. Maybe someday I will write something with
depth, meaning, and an actual plot. I wouldn't hold my breathe though.
This came about from me playing around with my bokken after watching Buffy
and Angel tonight. I was sitting there and suddenly thought to myself hey
would the Blue Dunder of Furinkan High be useful against a vampire. Scary
how the creative process works ain't it?
C&C, flames, and thrown bricks can all be directed towards
Outlawone1@aol.com
Outlaw 1
Lastly I would just like to pray that, that revengefic bit from a while back
was just the product of boredom and SKJAM's overworked mind. Because if it
wasn't boy am I in some deep shit.