Of course, this is inspired by the recent Sketches chapter and the
hilarious C&C posted to it.
Punchline
by
Mark Ferrer
Disclaimer: These people ain't mine.
Tenchi sat back and looked at the stars, pondering the current
status of his life. Ryoko and Ayeka were his most outspoken suitors, but
he had a feeling that Washu, Mihoshi, Sasami and Kiyone might also have
feelings for him.
"This is just crazy." he said softly. "It just lacks reality."
Amongst the countless bright lights in the sky, he noticed
movement. He dismissed the lights as those of airplanes and other
identified flying objects but these grew brighter and brighter. The
lights revealed themselves to be spacecraft of varying design. They all
converged and landed in Masaki lake.
"Where is the man who has stolen my precious Kiyone's heart?"
"Ryoko? Are you there? My love, how could you have forgotten me?"
"After 20,000 years, I've finally found you Washu!"
"Where's my gorgeous sunflower? Mihoshi! Mihoshi!"
"Sasami! Do you remember me? Remember your promise to marry me?"
"Tenchi Masaki, I will free Lady Ayeka from your vile clutches."
Never to be continued